I am not affiliated with the people who created the show Family Guy I wanted to make this fanfiction for fun. warning this story contains scenes of explicit violence and Gore and swearing and the occasional references
to classic video games.
Peter told meg to shut up for what felt like
the 50 millionth time, meanwhile stewie
decided he and Brian should do something, Then suddenly something was scratching at the door. Peter said meg it's for you.Meg opened the door a zombie grabbed her she yelled dad help!
Peter continued to stare blankly!
then stewie ran down the stairs and hit Peter on the head damn it fat man shut the door there's zombies out there.
Chris was up in his room staring out the window ha ha megs getting mauled by a zombie! Chris said stupidly,
Peter shut the door then locked it
then peter Lois Chris and Brian
where putting stuff in front of the doors and windows.
stewie said wow I haven't seen this many dead faces since I killed off the cast of Jersey Shore. cut to a flashback of Stewie standing over the body of Snooki then stewie walking out the building and then blowing it up you're welcome America he said.
Hey Peter turn on the news said Lois
cut to a zombie Diane Simmons
munching on news anchor woman Joce Kinney Diane your alive? said Tom Tucker
and then blam! She was shot in the head.
no Tom she's a zombie said Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa we have a channel 5 news emergency
Zombies are terrorizing quahog said Tom
onto you Trisha said tom,
it's worse then that tom I had to kill 10 channel 5 news employees who reported being bitten and recently turned yes very crazy we now go to Ollie Williams said Trisha. what's going on Ollie? said tom
I'm armed to the teeth said Ollie loudly!
And there you have it folks lock your doors board your Windows arm yourselves over to you Trisha said Tom
Tom I think we should
leave Trisha said crash! glass shatters! uuuuhhh! well Trisha It's been an honor working with you said tom then Joce got off the floor blam! Joce went back down Trisha shot her come on tom she yelled then there was static on the screen shhhhhhhh!
Stewie and Brian went upstairs to Stewie's room Stewie said here pick a weapon!
were do you get all these weapons? asked Brian oh I know a guy he said cut to stewie talking to a marine
trust me this BFG9000 has never let me down! before said Doomguy
Stewie looks outside with the BFGun he saw a zombified Neil Goldman Mort and a long dead Muriel Goldman consuela Herbert 2 dozen boy scouts 30 more zombies stewie fired the bfg suddenly there's a big mess of red Jello where the zombies used to be dammit I only had one round. I take this Brian said grabbing a chainsaw brrrrrrrr! Lois yelled I'm gonna run for the car Chris cover me yelled Lois, With what asked Chris, Stewie yelled here catch Chris caught a luger cool it's just like that game where that guy goes around killing
Nazis said Chris, A duh every FPS said peter stupidly a zombie meg comes through the door she's missing an eye a arm and most of her flesh,
I give you mercy meg said Chris blam!
as he shot meg.
suddenly the Griffins where on the road
boy this town has never looked worse said Peter there was overturned cars burning buildings some zombies on fire
Cleveland was driving in a car with Donna
and their kids
Joe Bonnie plus their baby were in another car behind them
kevin their son was was in a military hummer in back of them.
They all stopped in a residential area far away from the zombies they stopped to check it out. boy this neighborhood looks pretty torn up since the zombies came
said Joe actually it's always been like this ugly it's one of those neighborhoods where nobody really cares how ugly it is said Cleveland, I grew up in one of these neighborhoods Cleveland also said
then someone showed up hey I take pride in my ugly neighborhood. Joe thought to himself holy mother it's the most horrible Abomination yet Kablam! he shot his shotgun don't worry I killed it yelled Joe
Joe you shot a crackhead yelled Cleveland Oh well one less to worry about said Joe.
Cleveland inner monologued great a Blackman in a crappy neighborhood with a police officer. Are we going to leave soon mom? Cleveland Brown jr. asked Donna
Rallo was thinking to himself I don't like this neighborhood Brothers never
survive these horror movies
Roberta was thinking we should have stayed in our old neighborhood in stoolbend VA
suddenly hundreds of zombies we're getting closer to the cars.
Get your family out of your Cleveland
yelled Joe Bonnie started screaming but was cut of as she was being eaten by a the zombified "Evil monkey" her baby girl however escaped.
Kablam! Joe started blasting zombies with his shotgun taking out 5 then as he was shooting he counted off the numbers 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
brain pieces and eyeballs weire flying
everywhere, Get out of here Cleveland yelled joe
Dude I'm right here said Cleveland
then peter drives up to the zombie horde closing in on Cleveland's car and stewie unloads 200 rounds of doomguy's heavy machine gun killing a hundred zombies
stewie exhaled s'up bitches you keep in score?
Then everyone drove away accept Joe Bonnie oh god he said Joe is our baby still alive? Bonnie asked weakly Kevin showed up with Susie Dad? he asked just go on son leave us here said Joe, Joe I just need to rest for a little bit. bonnie? Bonnie? he yelled Then Bonnie turned she started ripping into Joe's stomach aaaaaaaa he yelled suddenly Susie spoke "give me the grenade!"
okay Kevin said
then he said mom dad "I give you mercy"
Susie spoke again I just threw the grenade in there, Kevin ran for cover with Susie in his arms kablam! well that's that
Kevin said. The something big
ugly and wearing black leather was behind them. It spoke family guy starrrs
the nemesis said
meanwhile
oh giggity so where you from babe
Brraainns oh good chicken there
peniss Chomp! aaaahhh that's Quagmire he's quagmire quagmire giggity giggity goohack! ahh uuuh I don't feel so good quagmire exclaimed.
Gee you think Joe made it Brian? peter asked yeah I guess said brian then stewie added yeah and maybe he's not Meals on Wheels. peter what's that yelled Lois then he saw it the giant chicken with an RPG crap! he said Then he got an idea a really stupid idea remember that part in James Bond license to Kill starring Timothy Dalton Lois said no stewie said no Brian and chris both said no well this is a thousand times better Peter said.
to be continued
