It was an annual patrol meeting five years after their expansion.
This time it so happened that the place was in the house of Chase and Zuma.
They have lived together since the dogs left the States, got married and adopted three puppies.
All things considered, a pretty normal life, but there was one aspect that just disturbed the rubble incredibly.
Okay, what's new about your totally "platonic" relationship with zuma? He said the "platonic" part in the most malicious tone he could bring himself to.
Oh nothing, zumi is pregnant now.
Seriously?
Yes!
Rabble stared at the chase with the most Stoic and simple expression he had ever adopted.
Will you really say that you are just friends?
Why not? Here's what we are!
You've been living together for five years.
Because it's convenient! He objected.
You are married
For tax purposes! He objected again.
You are raising puppies with a biological on the way!
Hey, leave them alone, these puppies need us! It was true.
Rabble sighed
Okay, but what about your darling little puppy that's on the way?
I don't know, it just happened. We don't have to make love to have puppies.
Time for a new strategy.
Okay, if you're just friends, why do you spend so much time together? Do you go out to dinner, to the cinema, to a show, to sleep in one bed at night, to cuddle in the morning?
Is it wrong that friends spend so much time together?
Not to mention that you only have sex with Zuma and no one else?
Hey, I think she's hot, she thinks I'm sexy, and we need to take care of this.
And the part about being faithful to it?
I don't want to do this with anyone else. He spread his paws.
Why it?
Because I want to spend time with zuma.
But you're not in love?
No!
Okay, I'll try something else. If we lived together, and I liked men, would we be like you and zuma?
No.
Why?
Because you're not my type. How would it even work? Chase pointed to the obvious.
He was right.
I just don't understand why you find it so hard to believe.
Hey, I don't know, maybe it's because you tell me you married your "friend" for tax purposes, you are starting a family together and are not interested in other dogs. Maybe this could be it? Announced rubble.
If zuma were here, she would probably congratulate him on his level of malice.
Of course, just before being thrown across the street, as it was also partially aimed at it.
It's like you've never had sex with a friend before.
Gyaaaaaaaaaah! ... Rubble spread its paws in irritation and headed for the door ... aaaaaaaaaa! ... he continued, opening the door and turning one last time ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... he continued screaming as he ran down the street.
Chase heard him disappear into the distance.
Zuma entered the room.
What was it all about? She asked.
Rabble has the weird idea that we're romantically involved.
Zuma sent one of her most beautiful smiles, reserved only for her loved ones.
She pulled him into a loving kiss, then pulled away.
Rocky and Skye asked me the same, how did they get that impression?
Chase smiled back and kissed her quickly on the cheek.
I have no idea, zumii, I have no idea at all ... he said with real confusion ... Tell me, do you want to go out for Valentine's Day next week? You can fly to Venice, ask Katie and Raider to look after the puppies and take a gondola ride.
Sounds like a nice idea, a chase