"Yo!", greeted host Chris McLean to a camera, as he stood on the docks of an island. "We're coming at you live, from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario! I'm your host, Chris McLean. We are dropping season 1 of the most insane new reality show in history, right now! Here's the deal: 22 teenagers have signed up to spend their summer right here at this crappy summer camp. They will be on two teams, competing in challenges against each other. They will then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. If a camper is voted out, they will have to walk down the dock of shame, take a ride on the Boat of Losers, and leave Total Drama Island forever. In the end, only one will be left standing and will win $100,000! To survive, they will have to battle the wilderness, disgusting camp food, and most of all, each other. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here, on Total Drama Island!"
"Alright, its time to meet the 22 campers. Oh, by the way, we told them that they would be staying at a five-star resort so if they seem confused, that's probably why." Soon after, the first camper arrived on the first boat. She was a short brunette girl with a ponytail, braces, and nerdy clothes.
"Beth, whats up", Chris greeted. Beth, gasped in excitement and ran over to Chris, giving him a hug. Chris pushed him off of her.
"Its so incredible to meet you! Wow, you're much shorter in real life", Beth said.
"Um, yeah" which was the hosts only reply. She walked to stand on the other side of the dock while the next boat pulled up. He was a muscular, tall Jamaican who looked very intimidating but had a genuine smile on his face.
"DJ, whats up dude", Chris greeted. DJ walked off the boat with a confused look on his face.
"I'm good man. You sure you got the right place? Where's the hot tub at?" asked DJ.
"This is it dude. Camp Wawanakwa." Chris said. He just smiled as DJ walked past him to stand near Beth.
"Hmm, looked a lot different on the application form" DJ muttered. The next boat pulled up. On it was a a goth girl who looked pissed.
"Hello, Gwen" Chris greeted.
"You mean we're staying here?" asked Gwen, glaring at Chris. Chris tried to hide his laughter.
"No, you're staying here. I'm staying at a very nice hotel."
"I did not sign up for this." Chris pulled out a bunch of contracts. "Actually, you did." Gwen smirked and ripped up the contracts and threw them in the water.
"See, the great thing about lawyers, is that they make copies." He pulled out the same contracts. "I am not staying here", Gwen said. She picked up her bags and started to walk towards her boat, only to find out it left.
"That's cool, but I hope you know how to swim because your ride just left", replied Chris. She glared at Chris as she walked over to stand near the other campers. On the next boat, music could be heard playing. You could see a guy dancing to music, with blond hair, an open pink shirt, and a cowboy hat. He flipped off of the boat and landed next to Chris.
"Chris McLean! Honor to meet you man!" Geoff greeted to Chris.
"Geoff! Welcome to the island man!" Chris replied.
"Thanks man." "If somebody says man one more time, they deserve to die" Gwen said. Geoff walked to the rest of the campers and stood next to DJ. The next camper who arrived was a very beautiful and fashionable girl. She had blue eyes and blond hair.
"Everybody, this is Lindsay" Chris introduced. She walked up to Chris with a confused look on her face.
"Ok, you look soooo familiar" said Lindsay. "I'm Chris McLean. Host of the show." She still looked at him with a confused face. "Ugh, just go stand over there." She walked over to the rest of the campers as the next boat pulled up. On it was an Asian-Canadian girl with long black hair. She had sunglasses on her very serious face. Beth and DJ were a bit scared of her while Gwen already knew her kind of people.
"Welcome, Heather" said Chris. She scowled at him and walked past him.
"Hi! Looks like we're your new friends for the summer!" greeted Beth. Heather was disgusted at her because spit kept coming out of her mouth when she talked. Soon though, heavy metal coud be heard on the next boat. On it was a punk-dressed boy with a green faux-hawk and looked angrier than Gwen did.
"Duncan, dude, what's up" Chris said. "I don't like surprises."
"Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that man. He also told me to call him anytime and have you returned to juvie." Duncan grunted and walked over to DJ and Geoff. He called out to Heather, "Meet you by the campfire gorgeous." Heather just ignored him. She told Chris, "I'm calling my parents. You cannot make me stay here." To some of the campers confusion, nobody was on the next boat. Instead, a jock in a red tracksuit was water-skiing behind it.
"There's Tyler!" called Chris. Tyler completely failed when jumping and splashed in the water next to Heather, soaking her.
"Wicked wipeout dude" Chris said. Behind him, heavy breathing was heard. There was a nerd with a keyboard and glasses. "Welcome to camp Harold."
"So you mean this show is at a crappy summer camp and not on some big stage or something?" Harold asked. Chris nodded. "Yes! That is so much more favorable to my mad skills." He walked past Chris to stand near everybody else. The next camper had a guitar case and looked normal. "Contestant number nine is Trent."
"Hey, nice to meet you man. I saw you on that figure-skating show. You were cool" said Trent.
"Thanks man, I knew I rocked that show." "So this is it?" Chris nodded. Trent walked to the rest of the campers and stood next to Gwen. He smiled at her, and she nervously smiled back. The next camper had a surfboard and blond hair. "Our surfer chick Bridgette is here."
Duncan scoffed. "Nice board. This ain't Malibu." "I thought we were going to be on a beach" said Bridgette. As she walked to the rest of the campers, she accidentally hit Chris with her board. Geoff introduced himself to her and when she turned around, she almost hit Duncan and DJ in the head. "Ok, we all met surfer girl. Can we get on with the show" said Heather. Chris ignored her. The next camper was a short, scrawny boy who had a tan.
"Noah!" Chris greeted. "You got my memo about my life-threatening allergies?" asked the camper. "I'm sure somebody did" replied Chris.
"Good, is this where we're staying?" Duncan replied, "No, its your mother's house and we're throwing a party." As Duncan and Noah argued, the next camper arrived. Harold gasped in amazement when he saw who it was. It was a large African-Canadian girl who had some attitude.
"What's up y'all? Leshawna's in the house! Hey Chris, how you doing?" As she walked past him, she gave him a high five. "Feel free to quit now and save yourselves the trouble cause I came to win!"
"I've never seen a girl like you before" said Harold. "You're real big, and loud." This made Leshawna mad. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!? Oh no you didn't, I'll show you scrawny." As she walked up to punch him, Harold did crappy karate moves while DJ and Bridgette held Leshawna back. Afterwards, Leshwana glared at Harold as he gave her a sheepish smile. The next two campers arrived in the same boat. One was tan and skinny, while the other was white and not as skinny.
"Ladies, Katie and Sadie!" said Chris as he introduced him. "Welcome to your home for the summer."
"OMG. Sadie, look, we're at a summer camp!" "Ok, I always wanted to go to summer camp." They both Eee'd and ran off to join the other campers. The next camper had a toque on, was very pale, and looked like he needed a shave.
"Ezekiel! What's up dude?" Chris greeted.
"I think I see a bird, eh" Ezekiel replied. Several campers either laughed or tried to hide when he replied.
"Ok look dude. I know you don't get out much. Been home-schooled your whole life, raised by freaky prairie people, just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early" Chris said to Ezekiel.
"Yes, sir" replied Zeke. "That's just...wow" said Gwen. The next camper was as scrawny as Noah, but whiter than him.
"Cody. The Code-ster. The Code-meister" said Chris as he greeted Cody. He gave Chris a high five as he walked towards the ladies.
"Dude, totally psyched to be here man. I see the ladies have already arrived." As he walked, he stood next to Gwen, who looked at him with a confused face. The next camper to arrive scared the hell out of almost everyone. She had blue clothes along with sneakers and a very heavy duffel bag.
"Eva. Nice to see you could make it" said Chris. Eva just ignored him and walked to the rest of the campers. She dropped her bag on Cody's feet and he yelled in pain. "Oww! What's in their, dumbells?" "Yes" she replied. Before Chris could see who the next camper was, he heard a very loud "WHOO-HOO!"
"CHRIS! AWESOME TO BE HERE MAN!" Owen had a shirt with a blue maple leaf on it, blond hair and was very large.
"OWEN, WELCOME!" Chris responded to Owen. He ran up and squeezed Chris in a huge hug.
"THIS IS SO..." "Awesome?" Gwen suggested. "YEAH!" cheered Owen. He let go of Chris and ran over to everyone else. The next camper had tanned skin, brunette hair, and preppy cloths. Chris helped her off the boat.
"Hello, Courtney" said Chris. She waved at him and walked to the other contestants. "Hello. You must be the other contestants. It's really nice to meet you all"
"How's it going? I'm Owen" said Owen as he shook her hand. "Nice to meet you O...wow" said Courtney until she was distracted by the next contestant. On the boat was a highly attractive tan man, clearly athletic and probably a model. Almost all of the girls and even some of the boys(Owen) were hypnotized by his looks.
"This is Justin. Welcome to Total Drama Island. By the way, we picked you entirely based on you looks" said Chris.
"That's cool man. This is great" replied Justin. Justin snapped and everybody went back to normal.
"Welcome, Izzy!" yelled Chris. On the final boat, was a girl who was a redhead who was waving madly at Chris and the other campers.
"Hi, Chris. Hi!" yelled Izzy. As she ran off the boat, she hit her chin on the dock and fell in the water. "Ooh, that was bad" said Tyler. The only person who was really worried was Courtney.
"C'mon guy's. She could be seriously hurt!" yelled Courtney as she ran to the dock to pull Izzy up.
"That...was...awesome! Except for the part where I hit my chin. This is summer camp? That is so cool! Are we having lunch soon?" she asked in a very fast pace. Owen cheered.
"Now that is a good call!" he yelled.
"First things first. We need a group for the promos so everybody, get to the end of the dock." Everyone got together and smiled at the camera. "Okay, one, two, three...Oops! Okay, forgot the lens cap. One, two, three...Oh no, wait! Card's full." Leshawna yelled at Chris to tell him to hurry up. "Ok everybody say Wawanakwa!" As soon as they said it and the picture was taken, the dock collapsed and they all fell in the water. "Ok guys, dry off and meet at the campfire in 10."
All of the campers are gathered around the campfire, with Chris explaining the rules to them. "This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the summer. The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, you competition, and maybe even your friends. You dig?" As soon as Chris said this, Duncan made sure to threaten Harold.
"The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest will win $100,000. Girls get one side of the cabin, dudes get the other."
"Excuse me Kyle? Can I get the cabin with the lake view because I'm the prettiest?" asked Lindsay.
"Ok, you are. But that's not really how things work here. And, it's Chris. I'm gonna split you guy's up into two teams. Heather, Lindsay, Beth, Noah, Gwen, Leshawna, Trent, Owen, Justin, Izzy, and Cody. You guy's are the Screaming Gophers.
"YEAH! GOPHERS! WHOOHOO!" cheered Owen.
"The rest of you. Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Duncan, Courtney, Katie, Sadie, Harold, Ezekiel, Eva, and Tyler. You guy's are the Killer Bass."
"It's awesome. It's like, amazing" said Harold.
"Alright campers! You and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition."
[CONFESSIONAL]
Chris: "You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with this confessional anytime you want. Let the audience know what you're really thinking, or just get something off your chest."
Gwen: "So far, this sucks."
Lindsay: "I don't get it. Where's the camera guy?"
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
"Now that we got the basics out of the way, go get settled in your cabins, then have lunch, and then we'll have out first challenge." With those words, the campers set off for their cabins.
"Bunk beds?" Heather asked with disgust. "Isn't this a little summer camp?" Gwen walked past her.
"That's the idea, genius" Gwen said.
"Shut up, weird goth girl" Heather responded. Cody walked into the girls cabin and went next to Gwen.
"You're so smart" he said to her.
"Shouldn't you be on the boy's side" she asked him. Soon she literately kicked him out of the cabin.
"Where are the chargers? I need to plug in my straightening iron" Lindsay asked Chris.
"There are some in the communal bathrooms just across the way." "Communal bathrooms? But I'm not catholic" she said.
"Communal, not communion. It means we shower together, idiot" said Gwen. Lindsay let out a loud cry when she heard this.
"I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guy's" said Owen, weirding out the other guy's. When he saw the weird looks he was getting, he realized what he said. "I mean no, I didn't mean it like that! I love chicks. I just don't want to sleep near them. I mean..." All the other guys just left him. A little later, everybody heard a very loud scream from the Gopher girl cabin from Lindsay.
"Oh man that white girl can scream" said Leshawna. When they looked in the cabin, there was a giant cockroach on the cabin floor. People either ran from it or tried to step on it. Eventually, Duncan came in with an ax and smashed it. After it was dead, Tyler turned to Lindsay with a smile.
"If you ever see one of those again just let me know, okay? Cause you know, I could do that to" he said. Of course Lindsay thought that this was sweet.
"They always go for the jocks" said Duncan as he walked out. Soon, all the campers made their way for the mess hall for lunch.
"LISTEN UP. I serve it three times a day, and you will eat it three times a day. Understand? Grab your trays, get your food, and sit your asses down" Chef Hatchet screamed at the campers, scaring most of them. He served them food that probably couldn't be identified. Chef just finished screaming at Harold and Beth when Owen and Noah stepped up to get their food.
"Have a cow" Owen whispered to Noah.
"What was the fat boy?! I didn't hear you!" Chef yelled. Owen quickly shut up.
"You, scrawny kid" Chef yelled at Noah. "Give me your plate." He added another scoop of whatever he made onto Noah's plate. Leshawna and Eva were the next to be served.
"Hey what's up girl?" Leshawna asked Eva. She just grunted. "Oh, it's gonna be like that, is it?"
"I hate to complain on the first day, but I think my food just moved" said Gwen. Chef smashed his hammer on her food. "Ok, thanks." Chris entered soon after this.
"Yo my man Chris? Can we order some pizza up in here?" A knife came flying at Geoff and almost hit him. He turned to see Chef threw it. "Woah, it's cool man. Brown slop is cool." After this, everyone was scared of Chef.
"Your first challenge begins in an hour" said Chris.
"What do you think he'll make us do" Katie asked DJ worriedly. "It's the first challenge. How hard could it be?" DJ responded, trying to calm her down. Soon, all the campers were in their bathing suits on top of a giant cliff, 1000 feet above water. "Oh Shit."