A/N: So this is a fic that my best friend AvalonXNaruto helped me come up with while we were talking about Lucifer. In celebration of the announcement of season 5B's release (May28th), we decided to post this. Heads up, this will be Clark/harem and Lucifer/harem. Also, this is Lucifer so expect language, potential sexual situations etc. Finally, this takes place prior to season 1 of Lucifer and post season 2 of Smallville. With all that said, hang on for the ride!

Metropolis

"Remind me again why we left hell Lucifer?" Mazekeen asked as she got out of the black convertible Lucifer had taken from the dealership they passed on the way into the city.

"Because Maze, I needed a vacation. And you, my dear Maze are my right hand, so of course you would come with me." He replied, making the demon roll her eyes.

"Fine Lucifer, whatever. But if you had to have a vacation in the human world, why did you pick to come to Metropolis? We could've gone to Paris, Madrid, Tokyo...Hell, we could have gone to Vegas! It's sin city for goodness sake!"

"First of all, I'm the devil. So forget goodness. Secondly, I wanted to go somewhere I hadn't been before, so Metropolis it is. Now, what's say you stop complaining and the two of us go see what kind of trouble we can get into in this...Club Zero." Lucifer said as he came to stand next to her.

Maze shook her head as she followed her boss and former lover into the club. Sometimes keeping up with Lucifer made her feel like she was keeping track of a rebellious pet. Lucifer ignored the line of people waiting to get into the club, walking straight past them and up to the bouncer.

"My good man, do be a friend and let myself and my three friends in won't you?" Lucifer asked with a smile.

The man looked from Lucifer to Mazekeen, his eyes going up and down her body in appreciation, before turning back to Lucifer.

"Back of the line pal. And you may want to learn to count. There's only two of you."

Lucifer laughed, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a roll of hundred dollar bills. He handed them to the man before looking at Maze. She nodded once, walking over to the line while Lucifer finished dealing with the bouncer. Her eyes scanned the crowd, looking for anyone who might appeal to Lucifer or herself. She may be the devil's right hand, but that didn't mean she couldn't look after herself in the meantime! Her eyes went past the majority of the people in line without so much as a second glance, but she smiled as she saw two women standing at the back of the line. One was a brunette in a red dress that hugged her breasts,while the other was a blonde in a white shirt and black dress pants, Maze licking her lips as she saw how the woman's dress pants hugged her perfectly formed ass. The brunette had seen her watching and she winked, smiling as Maze walked over to her.

"So did the owner send you?" The brunette asked and Mazekeen laughed.

"That's cute. You think I work here. No. I'm just someone looking for a good time. My boss is dealing with the bouncer, but he wanted me to find a couple of friends to come into the club with us."

"That's your boss?" The blonde asked while the brunette licked her lips as her eyes landed on Lucifer.

"Yes. But I'm not looking to help him tonight." Maze replied. She wouldn't be sharing these two with Lucifer. He could find his own entertainment tonight.

"Is that going to be a problem?" Maze asked with a smile.

"Not for us. I'm Bo, and this is Tamsin." The brunette said, offering Maze her hand. Maze shook it with a smile, her smile widening as she sensed the power behind the woman's grip. This was no ordinary human she was dealing with.

"I'm Mazekeen, but you can just call me Maze." She said, shaking hands with Tamsin. It was official. Neither one of them was human.

Tamsin's eyes widened as she heard the name pass the woman's lips. She knew that name. She had read it before.

"Mazekeen. Like the demon? The devil's right hand?" Tamsin asked, her question making Maze grin wickedly.

"Exactly like that. Now what would a nice little human girl like you know about me?" She asked quietly.

"I'm not human. I'm a Valkyrie, and my friend here is a Succubus." She said, and Bo glared at her.

"Tamsin, what the hell-"

"Relax succubus. I'm the devil's favorite demon. I know all about you Fae. I've even had fun with a succubus once or twice. But I've never had the chance to enjoy a night with one of Freya's lapdog's before." She said, and Tamsin glared.

"I'm nobody's dog."

Mazekeen didn't reply. Instead, she grabbed both women's hands and walked back over to Lucifer.

"Maze! I see you found very pleasing company. Now Darrel, do let us in won't you?" He asked the bouncer who nodded and stepped aside.

"Enjoy yourself Mr. Morningstar, and thanks for the advice!"

Lucifer raised a hand in salute as he walked into the club.

"Now Maze, you simply must introduce me to these lovely-"

"Sorry Lucifer. You're on your own for tonight."

"Well damn. I guess I'll just get a drink and-"

"CRAZY!"

Lucifer and his companions looked over to where the shout had come from, Lucifer wincing as he saw a man in a black suit and tie get slapped across the face. The woman, a blonde in a silver dress, shoved past him and walked out of the bar.

The man at the bar just shook his head, downing his drink in one go. Lucifer smiled and walked over to him.

"Bad luck old chap. Can I get you another?"

Kal turned at the sound of the British man's voice, laughing and shaking his head.

"I'll take the drink, but that's it. You're just not my type." He replied, and Lucifer chuckled.

"Shame. But I must admit, I know well the appeal of the fairer sex. Bartender, another vodka for my friend here and a shot of jack for myself."

Once the bartender had deposited the drinks, Kal raised his in a toast. Lucifer accepted, the two downing the drinks in one swallow.

"Now, what was that about Mr-"

"Kal." He replied, and Lucifer raised an eyebrow.

"Kal? Just Kal? Like Beyonce or Madonna? Interesting."

"It's a name, and I never got yours."

"Lucifer. Lucifer Morningstar." He replied, and Clark laughed.

"Like the devil?"

"Exactly. Now tell me, why was that woman upset with you?"

"I just can't handle these weak little human girls anymore. It's so irritating to constantly have to hold back."

"Well my friend, if it's strong women you want I think I can help. Maze!"

Clark eyed the woman who walked over. She was...absolutely smoking hot. She had black hair and brown eyes, and she wore a white dress that contrasted beautifully with her dark skin. The dress fit her like a glove, hugging her breasts and ass.

"Maze, meet Kal. Kal, meet Mazekeen. Maze, it seems our friend here is a bit too strong for the average woman." Lucifer said, and Maze smirked, ignoring the seat Lucifer had vacated, choosing instead to sit on the young man's lap.

"Is that so. Tell me Kal, are you all talk? Or can you actually dish it out?" She asked, and he smiled, leaning in and kissing her hard on the mouth. His hands moved from her hips down to her ass and he gave it a hard squeeze, digging his fingers into her dress.

Maze smiled as she broke the kiss, Kal doing the same.

"You're not human." He said, and she shook her head.

"No. Neither are my friends." She said, looking toward Bo and Tamsin. He looked towards them and smiled before Maze kissed him again.

"And neither are you, I'd wager." She replied when they broke the kiss.

"No. Now as curious as I am-"

"We can talk in the morning. Now do I have to-"

"Shut up Maze." Kal said, kissing her as he stood up, the demon wrapping her legs around Kal's waist and only vaguely aware of Lucifer smiling as Bo and Tamsin followed Kal out of the hotel.

Lucifer watched until Maze was out of sight, shaking his head. She really was a lucky demon. Oh well. There were other fish in the sea. He had just spotted a pair of what looked to be red-heads who looked as though they could be sisters when the world around him froze.

"Hello Lucifer." She said, and he smiled.

"Kensi! How is my favorite vengeance demon?" He asked with a smile.

"Bored since Bo and Tamsin left with Mr. attractive."

"Yes, I can relate. He turned me down."

"Everybody loses from time to time Luci. Even you." She replied, and he glared.

"Yes well. I see you've made friends. A succubus and one of Freya's little servants. Surprising little sis." He said, and Kenzi rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, yeah. What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be, oh I don't know, ruling hell?"

"Got bored, wanted a vacation. So I grabbed Maze, and here I am. But since she has found friends, do you want to-"

"Sorry Lucifer. I've got plans with a guy tonight, so you'll have to be your own wingman." She said, and he chuckled.

"Oh well, if I must. Good to see you Kensi." He said, and she smiled before leaving. Then Lucifer smiled as time resumed. So many fish in the sea, so little time to hunt!

The sun gleamed through the wall length window onto four figures. Three women and a single young man laying on a crowded king-sized bed. Blankets strewn across naked flesh. Tamsin was curled around Bo, as if she could protect her from her demons in their sleep. Bo was resting her head onto Kal's lower back, as he somehow fell asleep upside down. Maze was sipping on a stronger alcohol she found in Kal's small, poorly stocked bar.

The demon was staring at the still fresh ink of the particular contract. Four names listed. Connected. The legality of the paper was irrelevant, but the notion of what happened was heavy on her chest. This sort of warmth was unfamiliar to her. Hell fire was an easier flame to understand, but looking at the three figures on the bed, something in her settled.

It wasn't that much longer that the sunlight awakened the Kryptonian. His cells rejuvenated from the sun and his body satisfied from the long night before, even if his head was still catching up to his actions. He blinked awake while stretching out his muscles. The rolling of his back causing Bo to wake up with a start, in turn Tamsin groaned and pulled the brunette closer.

Maze watched as her nightly companions woke up. Any smooth action was lost as Kal practically fell off the bed, only using his super speed to catch himself before crashing to the floor.

"Morning Super-Boy." The demon smirked.

He stared at her for a moment before stalking over to her, still in a lustful daze. Kal was almost high on it. Larger hands reached for softer skin but were interrupted by a piece of paper being shoved in his face.

"What is this?" His voice lower from sleep.

"Well, Hubby, you should go wake up our wives."

"What?"

Before the blood flow go get to his larger head Maze slide her way back onto the bed between her two new wives. She began running her hands up both the woman's thighs. Bo fully waking up at this point and flipping Maze onto her back before kissing her hard. Chi almost purple in nature with smoky wisps of red filled the air between them. Tamsin curling into the demon hand moving south as her mouth latched onto the skin on her neck.

Kal's eyes began to heat up, blazing almost purely white in barely contained lust.

"Well this is certainly one of the better ways to wake up." Bo kissed against soft lips.

"Agreed, but why so early, Maze?" Tamsin nipped at the demon's skin before rolling off the bed and headed towards the bathroom.

"Well, it turns out there's a pretty little paper with four signatures on it that we should probably discuss before we have more fun." Maze squeezed the succubus's' ass. Solidifying her point before her companions noticed that she was on the couch in the main living area.

The paper in question was on the table in front of her. Kal's eyes simmered out as he took his first actual look at the certificate.

"Turns out the devil can officiate marriage, so we are all in a funky little, official, polyamorous marriage." The demon scowled. Nothing ever goes to plan when Lucifer gets involved.