"Why is it that the clock seems to go slow whenever we race around here?" Birdo asked while they were racing through the Dino Jungle.
"I tend to not think about it." Dry Bowser responded for on the gliding section at the wooden bridge with the Noshi dinosaur they went into a warp that took them to the glide portion of the Airship Fortress while heading into the spiraling tower. "After all it's nothing if you don't give it any thought."
"...I suppose that makes me feel better." Birdo pondered for which they were suddenly sent into a portal leading them directly into the cannon that blasted them in the air through the Maple Treeway. "But shouldn't we take note of how fast we're going-"
"You're overthinking it." Dry Bowser interjected upon firing off a big green spiny Bowser Shell ahead to knock the other racers off the tree while ending up through a portal that led them into the Waluigi Pinball's green roller coaster track. "Let the race do all the work for you."
"Will you give it a rest already!?" The purple man for which the race course was named after complained since he was chucking bombs everywhere at the racers around him.