Hailing a taxi cab, or just any car is embarrassing. But when a police car stops for you with lights- I'm going to stop right there and explain whats going on. Except I don't know what the heck is even going on!
No, seriously. I have no memory except one name, Annabeth. That and the fact that I was Percy Jackson, son of a barnacle encrusted roman sea god. Yeah. And the the fact that I was being chased by screaming medusa ladies in Bargain Mart (TM) outfits. Terrifying.
Anyway I was trying to hail a car to hopefully get me as far away as possible from the dead-but-not-for-long gorgons. Unfortunately, the only car that pulled over was a police car with lights flashing and all of that.
The window rolled down to a grinning 13-14 year old girl. Not expecting that.
"Sup?" She said casually.
"Why are you driving a police car?" Well said Captain Obvious. I muttered to myself.
"Why are you hailing a police car?" Yowch.
"I asked first" I said, getting a little annoyed.
"I'm driving this cause I stole-"
"Ha ha! You Stoll it!" I laughed. Then stopped wondering where that came from.
"What!" The kid blinked.
"I dunno" I shrugged while trying to find that particle of information.
"Like I was saying before you interrupted me, I'm driving this cause I stole this one police guys unfinished doughnut, and he got mad, and then I took the car cause why not, and then I found this awesome gun in the holder-"
"You have a GUN!" I yelped.
"Stop interrupting-" She paused abruptly. "Get in the car. NOW."
I looked behind me to see the demon ladies chasing us, and i had no choice but to jump in.