jay elburd was rly sad cause he was throwed in jail for his crimes so he decided to leave
elbird grabbed a spooon and start digging into de hard concrete of his floor. eventually he dug a little hole then a big hole and then he had digged a tunnel to another part of the prison
elbird thought "ok now i dig more and i can dig a tunnel out of here and leave"
elbird kept digging
elbird got bored
elbird decided to just go out to the prissen
meanwhile
john phoenix and miles edgeworth were visiting jail when they noticed elbird not in his cell
"curses" said edgeworth when he noticed his cell "dere is a tunnelle in de cell! siran dogen could have use it to escape!"
edgwort ran to check if dogen was still in jail but it was john phoenix who noticed de real problem that foolsworth didnt notice, that was that gay elbird wasnt in jail either!
elbird was running down hall when he heard gards talking
"guck" said eldirb when he got to the door "if i leave my bracelet will react to the bracelet detecters and the alarms will go off ill have to wait around until the security system breaks down"
so elbird beat up one of the gards and stole his clothes
john phoenix came out
"sir" said elbird
"jay elbird" said john phoenix
"WHAT" said elbird "HOW DID YOU KNOWED IT WAS ME"
"i deduced it from the poler bear hanging on yur chest"
"NO FUKC YOU ROCKY" screamed jay and he got beated up by john phoenix and throw into a titanium cell so he could never escap from prison evr again
the end