They sat around the table as she hands us a paper that were her menus. She held a big red notebook and a pen as she stood beside their table waiting for their orders. Aizawa took a glance at what she handed us gaped at what he saw. Curiously, Hizashi looked at the paper and looked at me with a coy smirk plastered on his face.
The paper was vertically divided into two; on one side was a list of a variety of foods and on the other side were supposedly a list of drinks but she spelled it wrong and instead wrote dicks. What's funnier is that below that she listed three sizes which were S, M and L meaning small medium and large.
"What's your order sirs?" Their mini waitress asked seriously as she tried her best to hold the big notebook in her small hands.
Hizahshi let out a small chuckle, clearly amused by all this, before he told him what food they'd be getting.
"What about drinks?" She asked him as she listed out the food that Hizahshi told her.
"Where's the choices for drinks?" Hizashi teased as he pretended tried his best looking for that sector.
"It's in the other side of the food." She pointed, trying to reach for the menu in his father's hands.
"But this says dicks not drinks." He father as a matter of factly says.
Sai groaned "It's dwinks." She informs him. Sai still falters with words that has r and l, she still is young afterall.
"Ohhh dwinks, okay. But it's says here dicks, see?" Hizashi lowers the menu and points to it. Sai looks at the menu and pouts. Aizawa finds her so adorable when she pouts makes him want to squish her liitle cheeks.
"That's dwinks pops and see it comes with three sizes!" She says angrily at them. Hizashi laughed and she justs pouts. "What's a dick?" She asked looking at his father who laughed harder at her innocence.
"I don't know, why don't you try asking your dad." Hizashi suggested as he looked from Sai to Aizawa.
'The nerve the has passing his mess onto me.' Aizawa thought as he let out an exasperating sigh.
Sai looked at me with expecting eyes. Aizawa inwardly groaned as she asked the question again. "Daddy what's a dick? Can we eat it?"
"I don't know, I thought you said it was drinks?" I asked with a straight face and tone. "Yeah that's what I said!" She looked at me and her father, she looks confused as to why his father was red in laughter. But luckily she decided to pay no attention to it and continued in our little play of make believe restaurant.
Later that day, when they were eating at the dinner table. Sai stood up and went to the kitchen to grab something.
"I got special dicks for everyone." Sai said proudly as she carried a pitcher of juice that she made earlier and a bottle yakult in her pocket which she planned on consuming later.
Katsuki choked on his food while Hitoshi almost spat water from his mouth. Hizashi was laughing hard and Aizawa looked at his daughter fondly and couldn't help a smile on his face.
"What did you just say brat?" Katsuki asked her sister. She pouted and said "Tsuki-nii is being mean no special dick for him!" She states while looking at her brother's eyes fiercely.
Hizashi loses his shit after what Sai just said. The table was filled with laughter and snickers. "What do you mean?" Katsuki asks.
"No orange dick for Tsuki-nii, you can have this one." Sai says as she hands him a small yakult bottle which she planned on drinking later. Then it finally clicked to her brothers that she meant drinks. Laughter was once again booming on the table. Sai just looked at us confusion was evident on her cute face.
"You meant drinks?" Hitoshi asked in between his laughter.
"Yeah that's what I said." She says.
"It's drinks dumb--" Katsuki stops as he notices the glares Aizawa sent towards him. Kastuki clears his throat and continues "Not dicks."
"That's the same thing! Daddy said so when we played! Right daddy?" She looked at me with expecting eyes.
"I meant what you wrote on the menu were drinks." I told her trying to suppress my laughter.
"Oh yeah. If it's not dwinks then what's a dick?" She asked again.
Everyone in the table laughed harder at her innocence. God she was adorable. Though not understanding a thing our laughter spread to her completely forgetting her question.
Hello, this is the first ever fanfic I decided to publish. I got encouraged by my friend who liked it a lot. I got inspired by the conversation my little cousin had with her mom. I hope you enjoy. Thank you for reading!