Kirito: it looks like those phantom thieves are winning! : Asuna: which sucks because we will be losing until our rebellion takes place in all of the major cities across this continent! : Yui: and then we will hopefully vanquish those phantom thieves from their hideout and commence our attack! : Meanwhile: Haru Okumura: would you wake up already! : Ryan Pettit: what's wrong? : Morgana: it looks like the enemy's army found our hideout! : Yusuke: this is bad! : Ryuji: no shit! what are we going to do? : Ann: We Have to do something or else we'll lose this war! : Futuba Sakura: well even someone as smart as me can't think of even a single thing! : Makoto Nijima: me eithe- wait! did you guy's hear that? : Joker: I sure did! : Ryan Pettit: well then! what are we waiting for let's go check it out! : Haru Okumura: it looks like a eagle! : Ryan Pettit: it sure does! and it looks like it was fatally wounded! : Morgana: and it's dying! : Haru Okumura: who would do such a thing to a innocent animal? : Ryan Pettit: i don't know bu- is that who i think it is? : James Pettit: it sure is! now you will be coming back home my son! or else! : Ryan Pettit: dammit! this is really bad! : Joker: you will not be taking our friend away! not today at least! : James Pettit: then I'll just have to kill every last one of you! : Ryan Pettit: oh crap! look out joker! : Joker: hang on Ryan! I'm going to lift you back up over the ledge of this cliff! : Goro Akechi: i don't think so! : Ryan Pettit: crap look out! : Joker: Wah! : Ryan Pettit: Wah! : Asuna: good! it looks like i sniped both Ryan Pettit and that joker guy off to the bottom of that cliff! : Kirito: good work asuna! : Yui: yeah! good work mommy! : Cori Sullivan Pettit: James! what did they just do to our eldest son? : James Pettit: dammit! all i wanted was to take our son back home with us alive! : Goro Akechi: I'm sorry! but what's done is done! : Brianna Pettit: what did you do to my big brother! you witch! : Brandon Pettit: yeah! you witch! : Asuna: but I'm not a witch am i? : Kirito: don't listen to them asuna! they're probably just a little confused! : Yui: Don't You Dare Talk about my mommy like that! : Meanwhile: Ryan Pettit: gah! what happened? : wow! it looks like I'm still alive! : Joker: Gah! it looks like they've bested us this time! but where exactly are we? : Ryan Pettit: never mind that! there's something starting to surround us! : Joker: oh crap! it looks like a group of cave lions! : Ryan Pettit: well then! let's prepare to fight our way out of this mess! : TO BE CONTINUED