beppo was at the bar drinking alcohol that he had spent 5 shillings on. he stared out the window and wondered "i rly wish i had 5 shillings right now"
beppo was depressed and remembered the days when the bar was funner because a japanese man would have a tap dancing show but he hasnt been here in 6 years
but then the door swung open and yujin mikotoba walked in
"gettlemen allow me to entertain u" said yujin for HE was the legendary tap dancer!
yujin got in the middle of de room and tap danced
it was a very decent performance
everyone clapped and thanked yujin for ending there depression and gave him money
"thank you everyone i shall return" said yujin
but then a man said "OBJECTION" and a truly skilled set of dance taps filled the room and there was another yujin mikotoba
"coward that u are you intend to steal my title as the legendary tap dancer" said yujin
and then yujin pulled off the yujin who danced in the bars mask off and he was ARSENE LUPIN!
"FUCK" arsene lupin ran away
"sorry about that fokes" said yujin and he began tap dancing for real
it was an epic performance one that could never be replacated by imitators like arsene lupin!
(except john phoenix)