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Summary: Grocery shopping is hard, especially with him. Modern AU.
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail or any of the characters! That belongs to Hiro Mashima.
"No."
"But Lucyyyyy—"
"No."
She ignored the pink-haired man child as he ran around the cart, trying to catch her gaze. Shopping trips with her boyfriend were fun, but oh boy could he be an annoying piece of crap.
"Buy why not!"
"Because I said no! What happened to being healthy?"
"Screw that, it's officially cheat day."
"But Natsu, that's not until Saturday. Now be a good boy and get me another plastic bag."
She could imagine him pouting at her, in fact, she could feel the disappointment radiating off of him. She sighed. If she turned around now, she knew it would be game over for her. She picked up some cucumbers and held out her hand for the plastic bag that he was supposed to get her, but instead she felt his hand trailing up her arm.
Crap.
He trapped her between him and the cart and nuzzled her cheek, "Please, Luceeee."
She was mentally sobbing, screaming, and pulling out her hair. Stay strong Lucy! Don't let him change your mind!
She felt his arms wrap around her, but she did not dare to relent. She felt his hand on her waist and he used that to turn her around. She kept her eyes closed, she would not let him get that pack of brownies.
She felt him kiss her forehead with such tenderness she couldn't help but open her eyes. She looked up at the man. A puppy is what he reminded her of and God was it so damn adorable. He pressed his forehead against hers and she was sure she would melt on the spot.
He looked into her eyes, "Please?"
Sigh.
He really wasn't going to let this go was he?
"...fine," she grumbled, grabbing a plastic bag from the roll behind him.
She watched as he did a happy dance, a combination of arms waving everywhere and a little kick. She smirked, amusing, but would she let him have the last laugh?
Oh hell no!
She shoved the cucumbers into the bag, leisurely tying it up. She heard him scamper off towards where she presumed the dessert isle was.
"Oh, and Natsu?"
She heard him screech to a halt and a few people yelling about how he was "in the way."
"Yeah, Luce?"
She dropped the bagged cucumbers into the cart and took her time to turn around, "If you choose to eat those brownies, you get to sleep on the couch tonight."
Oh how revenge was sweet! She watched in sick satisfaction as his jaw dropped in the absolute horror of the idea.
"You wouldn't!"
A cheshire grin appeared on her visage, "Oh believe me, Natsu, I would."
Natsu decided not to go with brownies that day.
Notes:
Hello if you read this! Thanks for stopping by, I hope you enjoyed this short fic. I look for critique, so don't be shy to do that. I went shopping a few days ago, so that's where this came from, lol. Sorry that it's short.