"Somehow, Ripto's Rage has returned," Alora the Faun said to an asleep Hunter the Cheetah.

"Huh?" Hunter stretched his arms, "You say something, Alora. I was just having the most crazy dream. You were in it. I think you were talking about...Ripto?"

Then. The man of the hour arrived.

"Hello, FAGGOTS!" Ripto spouted, while riding in on Gulp, who was now decked out gold trimmings, "That's right, assholes. I'm back by popular demand!"

"Popular demand?" Alora asked, disapprovingly.

"Shut your whore woman face," Ripto spat from his mobile throne as he aimlessly waved around his scepter. "I know there's no fucking dragons this time. That's right, I checked twitter and that purple PRICK is too busy with his subway job to help you sissy cucks! Muh-hah, hoo-hoo-hah-hahh!"

Hunter looked ready to grr, "What do you want this time, Ripto?"

"Durrr," Gulp dur'd, "that's roight, boss. What DO we want this time, durr!"

"Quiet, you prehistoric shitstain! You don't speak. Ever!" Ripto glared at Alora and Hunter then, "This time, I'm taking over Avalar the LEGAL way!"

"Legal way?" Alora asked.

"I said shut your cock hole you filthy femoid," Ripto roared, "By this time next year, you'll be calling me, President Ripto!"

"What?" Hunter gasped.

"Got cum in your ears, furry?" Ripto giggled, "I'm going to Make Avalar Great Again!" He spanked Gulp with the back of his scepter. As Gulp ran off, Ripto yelled out, "You better vote for me or I'll have you deported!"

With that, Alora raised her limited polygon arm and said, "His dick, has to be this small."

"Alora!" Hunter sort of whispered, "This is bad. We can't just beat up Ripto if he's running for office."

"You're right, Hunter. That would come off sort of...questionable."

"I mean, think of Avalar's constitution!" Hunter paused, "Wait. Do we have a constitution?"

"We're a democratically elected kingdom."

"How does that even work!?" Hunter grabbed at his head dramatically.

"Quiet, Hunter. I'm trying to think!"

"Think harder, Alora," Hunter cried, "If Ripto finds out what I got posted on Furaffinity, Moneybags won't be the only one hanging from the Elm Tree."

"Hmmm," Alora hmm'd. "I think I know just who to call."

And so, Alora called the only person for the job, who wasn't Spyro because he was currently working his day job at Subway.

Meanwhile, elsewhere, CEO of the omniverse answered the phone cooly, "Hello, you have reached Seto Kaiba, CEO of the omniverse and better duelist than Yugi Moto. How may I help you?"

So it was, it was Seto Kaiba, GEE WHIZ!

Alora spocked, "Umm, geez, now i'm getting nervous because of how cool he is!" SHe blushed and Kaiba said, "Time is money, and I've got plenty of that, so what is you ned? I know you don't have any hot weemen to offer me again."

"Psst," Hunter psst'd, "are you sure about this guy. He sounds kind of, I don't know...off."

"He's our best chance, Hunter," Alora said. "Plus he has lots of money."

"He sounds kind of like a douche," Hunter said accurately.

"Hey, I resemble that remark, you sissy kitty. You better watch yourself, puss! Keep up that attitude and you just lost yourself a Blue-Eyes!" Kaiba then put away his 53rd copy of Blue-Eyes that he keeps in his wallet for all such negotiations. Alora and Hunter could not see this.

"What does that even mean?" Hunter asked.

"You'll have to find out when I'm President!" Kaiba said doing God only knows what pose they could not see.

"So that means you're running against Ripto?" Alora asked.

Just then, Kaiba's nuclear powered Blue Eyes white dragon ultra-jet shuttle crashed through the castle walls beside Alora and Hunter. As the dust settled, Kaiba was revealed to already be standing atop the environmentally hazardous war machine, "It means I'm in it to win it!" Said Kaiba, which, to Alora's distress, wow'd Hunter.

"Whoa! He's got my vote!" Hunter folded arms like cool man and it was so.

Meanwhile, also elsewhere, Ripto was bathing in his hot tub in the palace of Avalar which he preemptively moved into it. He was posting on twitter when he saw #Kaiba4Avalar trending. "What. The. FUCK! Is that!?" He then proceeded to google Kaiba's name which led him to shouting, "Oh fuck muffins! This richfag is rich! I'll have to resort to careful political maneuvering to outwit this one!"

Just then, Ripto had Crush smash Moneybags against a back alley wall, "Fund my campaign and I won't have your money grubbing ass crushed to a pulp!"

"B-b-b-but, you already promised you were going to ummm ummm…"

"What?" Ripto asked, angrily.

"Something about being gassed?"

"Hmp! How about this, you overstuffed Jew. Fund my campaign and I MIGHT not have you gassed and or crushed to a pulp. Deal?"

Crush raised his club aptly inscribed 'the final solution.' "Deal."

The next day, the presidency campaign was under way. Ripto was parusing Avalar, using Gulp to sniff out the competition quite literally. Anyone deemed a grubby 'duelist', 'dragon' or 'smelly Kaiba supporter', was quickly and deadly dealt with. "Crush! Kill him!"

And Crush WOULD have, if he were actually there. "Oh right, I forgot to revive him today. Fuck." Said Ripto's Rage and he did. SO then he did the kind and sensible thing any candidate would do, he threw the bombs that he bought off of Moneybugs (see "Ripto's Rage" for more info).

Kaiba thought this was pathetic. "This is pathetic!" Said Kaiba. "It's like Mokuba always said, what was it he said?" He then texted Mokuba for answer. "Ah, yes! If you have to do things, it's better you do them yourself." Then Kaiba did unthinkable and bribed every voter in Avalar with bags of money, weemen, guns and even Blue-Eyes WHite Dragon cards that were signed by him and it was working.

At a campaign rally, which Kaiba used to show off his Blue Eyes White Dragon cards to the star struck audience, Ripto arrived in the back. He looked to the mega screen showing the cards and Ripto said, "Is that a-OOHHH! I! HATE! DRAGONS! Gulp, use your actual fucking lasers and light this faggot convention up!"

"DURR!"

Ripto smacked the back of Gulp's head, "WITHOUT SPEAKING!"

Just then, as energy balls were shot from Gulp's gold plated laser cannons, and as the audience began to panic, Kaiba merely smired. "I have the perfect counter to those balls!" Kaiba said.

And he had the big balls to back up that statement. So Kaiba called in his Blue-Eyes Blue Balls Barrier, which protected him and only him. The audience was promptly incinerated. "Heh, if there are no voters left, then I win by default. Maybe I can DUEL this Ripto, I did beat the Pharoah after all…"

But he was speaking into the Blue-Eyes White Loudspeaker, and Hunter, Elora, Moneybugs, and even the Professor were there. "Still don't know what to make of this Kaiba guy, but he must be good person!" Said Hunter wearing a 'I lUV Seto' shirt. "Not sure what he means by Pharoah though…"

Then RIpto had idea of complete genius. "I have idea, some may even say, it is of complete genius. My idea, of course, is that I will use this to further my champaine. Yes."

"Durr, boss, you're sounding kind of weird all of sudden," Said Gulp.

"I WARNED YOU!" Said Ripto before calmly blowing off the top of Gulp's head. Ripto slid down Gulp's exposed tongue and met with Kaiba on the stage. "Okay, Mr. Dragon Dildo. I'll play your game. But if I win, I get to be President!"

"No shit!" Alora yelled.

"Sounds fair," Kaiba struck an over the top pose and his diamond encrusted duel disk unfolded, "Because I'll win no matter the collateral damage to those around me!"

"Oh fuck," said Ripto, "I don't have one of those."

And then, it happened. "Wait, if we're the only residents of Avalar left, why don't we run for office ourselves?" Said the Professor voiced by Tom Kenny, who also was the voice of Spyro too.

So Hunter stood up out of his chair. "Yeah, that's a great idea, and it's a good idea I thought of it!" He said and before the Professor could say anything, Hunter took gun and point at him. He winkered, "let's keep this our little secret, buddy".

"What's this? Oh, is Mr. Scared Kiten a scared cat?" Kaiba said with utmost level of cool intimidation like real cop but from movies. And it was convincing, like actor without acting.

Hunter was almost a scared kitten, but he puff out big boy chest and ripto'd off his Kaiba shirt. "Looks like you two got more problems and I don't know how to solve them."

"Professor, I'll just run," Alora said, "if we both vote for me, then I can be president and this will be over."

"Well, I'm sorry Alora," the professor said, "I just don't think Alvalr is ready for a faun in the office."

"Professor," Alora cried.

"The incel is right," Ripto said, "so why don't you just mosey on back to the kitchen! Muh-hah, hoo-hoo-hah-hahh!"

"Come on, Professor, vote for me," Hunter said.

"Well, seeing as I don't really give that much of a shit, fine. I vote for Hunter," the Professor voted.

"NO!" Kaiba no'd in rage.

"Too bad I already voted for Kaiba," Hunter said, scratching the back of his head.

"Ha! Then I vote for Kaiba!" Kaiba said.

"WHAT!?" Ripto criped.

"I am the president now!" Kaiba declared. "You losers will be sleeping alone!"

Just then Spyro flew down and landed on the stage, "Guys, which one of you said I'm working at Subway. Do I really have to explain that...drawing...again…" Spyro slowly looked around the room, complete with a burned to death audience, and a skull blown Gulp. "Did I miss something?"

"Fucking dragon," Ripto raged, "you haven't seen the last of me! Now goodbye forever," Ripto said before powerwalking off the stage like a fuck.

"Hmm, something tells me we WON'T be hearin from him again!" Spyro winked at me.

"I don't really care, there are going to be some cool law changes around here under my rule." Kaiba then took out his 10 cool commandments. "First thing's first, that dragon has to go."

So Spyro has forcefully evicted and thrown into the portal to Dragon Shores, where Ripto went for vacation. He was never heard from again.

"And as for you losers, the chick can stay, but the rest of you geezers gotta go too. You're cramping my style." And Kaiba would later have sex with Alora, but not now.

"WHy?" Asked Hunter.

The Happy Endz