Location: YG Headquarters, Seoul, South Korea
Time: To get lit
It's crunchtime in the YG headquarters. Jennie's mom calls a meeting for operation BLACKPINK. "We need an androgynous person for BP. Jennie you must go with G Dragon to find the next member of BP." Says Jennie's mom. Jennie and G Dragon are off to Thailand. The airplane smells like stale hot cheetos and warm cheese sticks. "MMMM! I wish we could bottle this scent. It's so musty." Says Jennie. "You so right, pug." Replies G Dragon. Jennie gets a text from an unknown number that reads "Good luck finding the next BP member, smelly girl." Jennie is worried but shrugs it off. "Arriving at Buri Man in 10 minutes." Jennie barks. The plane lands. G Dragon pushes Jennie down the plane stairs. She barks then cries in Times New Roman. Her ankle is never the same. The couple order a taxi to the mall. "Bang Bang Bang, dang dang dang, stank stank stank." GD sings to Jennie. "I wuv you babe, nuzzles." Says Jennie. They arrive at the mall. A big sign that says "Infinite World Tour" is plastered on the main entrance wall. The couple run into some fans. GD threatens to hate crime them. "Babe, that was…*barks* mean!" Says Jennie. "I'm leaving you!" GD whispered. "NOOOOOOOOO!" Jennie screams. Jennie is left crying in the mall, smelly, with a bad ankle. "Hey queen." Jennie looks up and sees pre-debut RM standing right infront of her. "Your hair?.." Says Jennie. "Yeah?" RM replies. "Date Me!" "OK" RM and Jennie are together now.
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