"Helloooooo Nurse!" Shay said, whipping out a pogo stick to bounce on. "Well than Howdy there Lady! You must be my creator! I'm Shay Sillitoon and nothing short of superior , splendid, spectacular and a variety of other S word you can use! Well then, Toodles! Boingy Boingy Boingy!"

Her animator sat there, muttering.

"I grew up on this cartoon and didn't even know what drawing a Warnersona would do to the world."


Shay made her way to the Water Tower. She knew EXACTLY what was up there, and charged her pogo stick to send her flying. She barged on in to the Warners' home, made a cartoonishly loud gasp, and shouted,

"HELLLLLLOOOO NURSE! You and I, ahem, give me a moment for the witty remark fairy to bless me." To A confused Yakko, wondering

1) Why was there a pretty girl in his arms.

2) What the hell she was doing in the tower.

3) Why did she looks like the same undefinable species he and his siblings were

4) Why was she as almost as talkative as him

"Uhhhhh, Yakko, who's she?"

"Same question sister Sibling! But there is only one way to find out!"

Yakko set Shay on the ground.

"Who's you?"

"I'm Shay SilliToon. And I'm nothing short of superior, splendid, spectacular, and a variety of other S words you can use!"

"I'm thinking of a choice few right now." Yakko murmured.

"Wait, you're Yakko Warner?"

"If I say yes will you let me live?"

"Oh, ewwww then. I hate Yakko Warner." Shay said while still looking love struck.

"Shay, you're gonna have to start making scene. You sound like Wakko explaining why he should get the last cookie."

Shay ignored him and promptly went to Dot.

"Awww, and aren't you just the cutest 'lil thing! I like your flower. I have a butterfly."

"Of course I am! I'm Dot Warner, and I love butterflies! They go with my flower. The like me 'cuz I'm cuuuuuuuuuuuute!"

At that, Shays butterfly fluttered down To Dot, who gave Shay her flower.

"Orange really isn't my color, I'm a winter."

"Hey same here!"


A/N sorry if the Yakko bit was confusing. The best way to put it is Shay is a tundure, and a closeted obsessive lil pineapple. Not too obsessive to be creepy, but just enough.