Authors note: Y'all this song has been stuck in my head for days. My cousin kept singing part of it over and over again and she heard it on tiktok. It is so mfkn ADDICTING. I decided to make this just to have a little Stefan/Damon bond thing going on and a little 'let loose have fun' Stefan moment. Add me on tumblr stefansbitxh , I wrote a stefonnie pic and I wrote Stefan Salvatore nsfw so if you'd like to read it then add me on tumblr
Characters/ships mentioned: Bonnie and Damon, Y/N and Stefan, Tyler Lockwood (mentioned), Matt and I think that's all
Warnings: uhhhh language and he implies sex at the end but other than that I don't think there is anything bad going on here. It's a short fun Stefan thing
Stefan is a mess when he is drunk. Although he's a vampire he still acts like a lightweight human. You look at him on the stool next to you and smile. He's talking to Damon and Bonnie about something but whatever it is must be funny because Damon might as well be rolling on the floor, how hard he's laughing
"I was like what the fuck dude…." you heard but he trailed off. You looked toward the stage and saw Matt lift the microphone off the stand, you waved to him hoping that he had seen you. Matt has been your bestfriend for many years. When you first moved to Mystic falls Matt was the first to talk to you because he wanted to inform you about Tyler Lockwood trying to get in your pants. Stefan had a problem with Matt at first because he found out that Matt liked you for a little while but eventually they became best friends and Stefan knows that Matt wouldn't dare try something with you
Matt waved back "Hey how is everyone doing tonight?" he got a whole bunch of 'goods' and a small cough. You chuckled to yourself then looked toward Stefan who was staring intently at the stage while taking another shot. He needs to sober up already, you think to yourself. You turn around to listen to tonight's announcement. "Okay..well tonight is Karaoke night!" a small round of applause came from the people in the crowd
Your eyes flew open oh no, please change the schedule tonight You look toward Stefan's seat but he's not there. You look around frantically when your gaze lands on the stage oh my god
"I have a song for a special lady" Stefan's words kind of slurred but it's not very noticeable since he's a vampire, he's getting sober quickly. You looked at Matt while shaking your head no but he just laughed and handed the microphone to Stefan. "This is for you Y/N" he pointed at you and you blushed, turning your head away from the crowds gaze
Stefan whispered into the DJ's ear then walked to the middle of the stage. The beat was nice, you were bopping your head and wiggling your hips in your seat. Damon and Bonnie moved to sit next to you and get a better view of Stefan on stage. Damon sat on your left and Bonnie sat on your right, all three of you wondering what he's going to sing
"She's goin' ham on my, she's goin' ham on my, she's goin' ham on my dick tonight" You, Bonnie and Damon's eyes fly open wider than humanly possible. What the fuck is going on. You didn't get to think on it for too long "She's not with him tonight, she's not with gem tonight" he pointed to random dudes in the crowd to dramatize his words
"She's in the gym tonight" Stefan winks at you "workout in that pussy" Damon thought it would be better to just go along with it and be his little brother's backup vocals. He got up and walked up on stage, grabbing a microphone. "Ayyye" he shouted on beat. He waved his arms in the air "I'm getting ripped tonight, R.I.P that pussy" Stefan was getting more hyped every second that passed "ayeee" Damon and Stefan jumped up and down on the stage "I'm going in tonight" Stefan dropped the mic then ran up behind Damon so they were standing back to back with their arms crossed as the song ended. Your jaw dropped as you turned to look at Bonnie. You both started laughing loudly "that just happened" Bonnie said, in shock from the performance your boyfriends just gave
The crowd bursted into laughter and applause. Damon and Stefan bowed down and thanked everyone for applauding them. You were clapping extra loud for Stefan as he walked toward you "how'd you like it babe?" you lifted a eyebrow and unsuccessfully tried to bite back a smile
"I loved it" you stood up to give him a kiss. When you pulled away, you looked into his eyes "I am so going to remind you of this every single day" you teased while poking his chest. He squirmed away from your pokes and pretended to bite your finger
You both laughed when he picked you up and swung you over his shoulder. "That's if you can even remember tonight when we're done" he smacked your butt and walked outside before using his speed to buckle you up in the car and get home quickly, leaving a laughing Damon and Bonnie sitting at the bar