Omg guys! I'm going to a new school in Japan now! It so fancy! My name is Princess Almond Sashimi Fish of Drofeya! Yass I am a Princess.LOL. Drofeya is a magical dragon land and I am SUPER powerful and I inherited the power of Flafar which is super rare and only one person can have it at a time! I got it from my mom before she died and now I live with my abusive dad and stepmom!Flafar is a super powerful fire lightning power that can defeat anybody lol.
I brushed my super beautifully long silky hair that is blonde and made of FAIRY DUST. I have super beautiful glowing skin that is pale as freshly plucked dove feathers. I look into the mirror and see my sparkling blue orbs. I am so ugly! I throw on a fairy dust skirt and a dragon hide top with a rainbow jacket. They let me wear whatever I want fit some reason. I'm also only 5'1. I go down to the kitchen to see my mom eating beautiful waffles. "Can I have some" I ask cutely using puppy eyes. I'm not like other gurls. I now how to use my CHARM to my advantage."NO!" She screamed and she threw an carrot at me. I munch it down. I'm kinda quirky. Hope nobody bullies me. I take my magical unicorn to school and on they way when people say me they said OH WOW SHE SO PRETTY! Was there Ariana Grande ? She so pretty and I luv her music!#7RINGS LOL. I
I entered the building and everything say"OMG SHE HOT?" Like, seriously? Was there Ariana Grande? I make my way to class A becuz I am super smart. Ooo. Asano' sat the door. He is very sexy and I like him."Good morning," he says. I smile back with my sparkling smile and look at him with my sparkling orbs. He blushed. Omg seriously was there Ariana Grande? Anyway, I take my seat and it is a 10 minutes before class. I see some girls wearing makeup and eyeliner and eyeshadow and blush. I'm not like them! I am 100 percent natural. I take out my classic Shakespeare and start reading! I am so nerdy! LOL
Sudden, Ren walks up to me and smirks devilishly. He pulls my hair behind my ear and whispers"Your blonde hair, bright at the sunlight, smooth as the silk" I blush. He kisses my ear and my heart is throbbing! Like OMG he was student councils secretary. All the guys were glaring at him for some reason. And one of them say "HOW DARE GE GET TO MY GODDESS" Like what was happening?
Anyway the bell rang and class started and then I got each answer correct lol. It was lunch and 6 guys confessed to me but I rejected them cuz u know, they not my type! Ren and Asano looked kinda mad but Idk why! Were they thinking about me? OMG THAT IS SO HOT! Suddenly Karma confessed, then Nagisa, then Isogai, Then Teresaka, then Yoshida, then, Karasuma senpai, then, Maehara, then Miramatsu! What was happening a hundred thoughts were crashing through my nerdy brain! A riot broke out, Over me? All the boys in the school were fighting? What do I do? I'm so confused that I take out My Magic voice and start singing
"I hold my breath,
"I can bite my tongue,
"I can stay awake for days,
"If day's what u want,
"Be ur no. 1,
"I can fake smile,
"I can force laugh,
"I can dance and play the part if dat wut u want,
"Give u all I am,
I can do it,
"I can do it,
"I can do it,
"But I'm only human,
"And I beleed when I fall down,
"I'm only human and I fall when I crash down,
(Add rest of dong yourself like bruh, I too lazy lol)
Everyone calmed down and we all lived happily ever after but they stil stayed single for all of eternity and still loved me and kill my parents once they found out they were abusive and I got 200 phds and Harvert I so smart and was first woman on Mars
Author's note:
Hope this provided some good laughs. My spelling and grammar isn't that bad. I did it on purpose for the fic. I tried to mash up all the tropes I know into 1. Thank you for reading this cringefest(: