"DISCO, THE GROOVIEST, COOLEST PART OF THE 1970's AND EARLY 80's, WITH FUNKY BEATS, SPARKLY CLOTHING, LEISURE SUITS, BRIGHT LIGHTS, AND A WHOLE LOT OF AFROS. THOUGH IN THE MODERN DAY, MOST PEOPLE THINK DISCO IS DEAD, BUT NOT THE TOWN OF FROSTBITE FALLS, MN! FROSTBITE FALLS HAPPENED TO BE HOLDING A ROLLER DISCO COMPETITION FOR COUPLES OR DUOS, AND THE WINNERS WOULD GET A LARGE GOLD TROPHY, AND AT THE TOP OF THAT TROPHY, WAS THE LEGENDARY DISCO DUCK GEMSTONE."
"That sounds awesome!" Bullwinkle exclaimed. "Hey Rock, we should totally sign up for that contest!"
"Yeah!" Rocky replied. "We're both great at skating."
"But what's the Disco Duck?" Bullwinkle asked.
"Oh, don't you know?" Rocky asked. "That's only the most powerful gemstone ever, according to Studio 54 legend! Most people think it's just a ruby shaped like a duck, but I've heard stories that it can grant the power of funk to whoever touches it...but hey, it's only a legend."
"Yeah and it'd look awesome on our fireplace." Bullwinkle replied.
"C'mon buddy!" Rocky put on a 1970's leisure suit. "Let's BOOGIE!"
"Ready when you are!" Bullwinkle put on an ENORMOUS Afro that was so large he was having trouble standing. "Woah—woah-AAGh!"
"ROCKY HELPED BULLWINKLE BACK UP, BUT THEN PUSHED THE ENORMOUS AFRO OFF HIS HEAD."
"Let's leave that here, it's probably impact your skating." Rocky replied.
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"MEANWHILE, OVER IN POTTSYLVANIA, FEARLESS LEADER HAS JUST OVERHEARD ABOUT THE ROLLER DISCO CONTEST, AND HAS HIS OWN IDEAS..."
"BORIS, NATASHA!!" He called over to his two top agents.
"Da, Fearless Leader, sir?" They both said in unison.
"I've eard' zat there ees roller deesco contest over een Frostbite Falls, and ze main prize ees ze Deesco Duk!" Fearless Leader explained. "Since ze Duk can grant people ze powers of DANCE, I shall utilize zem and vhen ze peoples see my sveet moves, I shall become GROOVIEST EEN ALL ZE VORLD!!!"
"Jus' von quvestion, Fearless Leader sveetheart, how ve be gettink Deesco Duk?" Boris asked.
"Da, do tell!" Natasha replied.
"Ees wery simple, ju gonna eenfiltrate, zen take out ze competition. Most eemportantly take out MOOSE AND SQUIRREL! Now GO! And mayke zem geeve up ze funk—I GOTTA have ze FUNK!!" Fearless Leader replied, intentionally referencing a song.
"OH SNAP! IT APPEARS BORIS AND NATASHA WANT TO GET DOWN WITH THEIR BAD SELVES AS WELL...and as for "bad" I don't mean "bad", like slang, like, "Hey that's totally bad, yo!" Or anything like that...I ACTUALLY MEAN BAD AS IN THESE GUYS WANT THEM DEAD! WILL ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE DOMINATE THE DANCE FLOOR? WILL BORIS AND NATASHA BURN THEM WITH A DISCO INFERNO? WILL MOST PEOPLE REALIZE THAT DISCO IS NOT DEAD?! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE, "I Vant Your Love", OR "Play That Funky Music, White Boy-ris!"!"