A/N: Summary says it all, don't like, don't read. Stay in peace.

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any of its likenesses. This is a non-profit fan-work...

Bismillahir Rahman ir Raheem

One fine morning, Piccolo was standing over a cliff. Wind was in the air, Piccolo's cape waived stylishly behind him.

Piccolo had his teeth gritted. "Grr, Goku... I will kill you.." Suddenly, Piccolo could sense someone coming. His eyes widened. "WHO IS THAT?!"

There appeared a tall man who you know as Raditz. The tall man frowned. "You are not Kakarot?!"

Piccolo raised an eyebrow. "Kaka-what?"

Raditz rubbed his forehead. "Never mind.." Without another word he prepared to take-off.

Piccolo growled. "WAIT! YOU FORGOT TO GREET ME!! DESTRUCTIVE WAVE!!" A thick beam of energy shot forwards from Piccolo's outstretched hand and hit Raditz. A cloud of smoke was thrown up.

However, Piccolo was horrified to see an unfazed Raditz fly away as if nothing had happened.

Piccolo dropped to his knees. "How could he-?"

Goku was chilling with Master Roshi and Krillin inside Kame house. The three sat around a table and were having date milk-shake, while the television in front of them showed a football match.

Suddenly, Krillin jumped in delight. "Haha! Salah go!"

However, Salah missed. Krillin's face fell.

Soon, another player fouled Salah and Salah had to be taken off the field.

Goku stood up with anger.

"Calm down. It's just a match!" said Master Roshi.

"It's not the match. I can sense a great powerlevel!" Goku replied.

Sound of a ki blast could be heard.

SCREECH!!

The television shattered into pieces. Master Roshi shrieked with horror.

Both Goku and Krillin turned to look back, who had done this?

There stood Raditz at the doorstep.

Master Roshi slapped Krillin on the back of his head. "Why would you forget to bolt the door?!"

Raditz cleared his throat. "Excuse me. The door was bolted.."

Master Roshi's jaw dropped open. "Then what are you?! How did you enter?!"

Krillin face-palmed.

Raiditz screamed. "KAKAROT!!!!!"

Goku took a step back. "Kaka-what?"

Raditz growled. "Don't play dumb with me!" He picked up an earthen flower-pot and threw it at Goku.

Krillin got into action and intercepted the pot with a kick, breaking it into pieces.

Goku heaved a sigh of relief. "Thanks, Krillin."

Krillin smirked. "Don't mention it."

Raditz suddenly looked horrified.

Krillin grinned. "Looks like he's scared of me."

Raditz still looked horrified. "Kakarot!! What did they do to your tail?!"

Goku scratched his head. "My tail?"

Raditz unfolded his furry belt. "This! Didn't you have something like this as well?!"

"Oh, my tail!" said Goku, remembering. "It was removed a long time ago!"

Raditz face-palmed. "You have lost your Saiyan powers."

Goku's brows furrowed. "What do you mean Saiyan powers? I do have kids! And I can make plenty more of them!"

Raditz shook his head. "Do you even know what a Saiyan is?"

"What is it?"

"The mightiest race known in the galaxy!!!"

Goku looked confused, not understanding anything of what was going on.

Raditz looked exasperated. "Did you ever hit your head when you were young?"

Goku scratched his head. "I did."

"Figures. So you forgot."

Master Roshi's mouth hung open. "Eh.."

"Kakarot! You were supposed to conquer this planet and kill every believer living on here! This planet was supposed to be turned into a dance-club for Lord Frieza!"

Goku looked angry. "I was supposed to what?!"

Raditz shook his head. "You were supposed to do it in 10 years. No wonder you failed since you forgot. But now that big brother's here, everything's going to be alright."

Suddenly Master Roshi picked up his slipper and threw it at Raditz's face full-force.

Raditz looked surprised.

Master Roshi was furious. "How dare you destroy my TV?! You know how long I laboured to be able to buy it?! THAT WAS THE FRUIT OF MY EIGHTY YEARS' PERSEVERANCE!!!"

With that, Master Roshi beefed up. The old man charged at Raditz. However, Raditz stepped aside and Master Roshi fell out of the door.

Raditz then bolted the door from inside. "Hehe.."

From outside, the sound of banging of the door could be heard. "Just let me get my hands on ya!!" Master Roshi could be heard yelling.

Raditz now looked sinisterly. "So what do you say, Kakarot? We start our business with this shorty over here.. I can make out that he's a believer all-right. I can smell the fragrance of the itr (liquid perfume) that so many of his likes use.."

Goku smirked. "Actually, the fragrance is coming from over here." Goku took out a bottle of itr from his pocket and held it in front of him.

Raditz's eyes widened. "Kakarot... you couldn't have.."

Goku grinned. "Yup! I too am a believer now. And I won't let anyone take over this planet!"

To be continued...

Author's note: I apologize if the reader finds some of the humour to be coarse. Such things will be few and far in between and would never be immoral or too coarse.

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