It was three in the morning and an entire grape had just struck the floor with heinous consequences.
The esteemed doctor, Julian the Robotnik, flicked the switch to the spare room with a powerful wad of licorice. He sang a glorious hymn as he skillfully entered his mustache into the cheese grater.
"It's time to shave for tonight's dinner party!" snickered the genius as his bald head glimmered in the twilight.
Bokkun kicked the door down and karate chopped a cow hidden deep within the pressure cooker.
"Moo..." the chopped cow said with righteous beef intentions like a true boss of the barnyard. It pulled out a sick rifle and blasted a magical potato at Bokkun's beautiful noggin.
Bokkun seized the potato with his awesome ears. He squeezed the potato until it was mashed. It was solely the preparations that mattered these days.
A firefly then landed atop the doctor's outstretched nose. "I hate this qualm..." he mused.
Bokkun turned his attention to a specific bowl. He dropped the remains of his potato into it and stirred it with a spoon. The spoon was from another dimension named "Carl".
That was finally the moment when Jet the Hawk entered the room and strutted major swag. "It's gamer time..." he said saucily as he flipped his goggles onto his beak and began shredding it at Apex Legends. No one had ever seen such swag gamer moves ever.
Dr. Eggman watched as Jet got so many points and then got an idea. "I am thinking of energy..." he said wisely. He then converted the gamer swag into real power. He used a pipe that hooked up to Jet's gaming PC and then attached it to a windmill. The windmill then shot out so many hotdogs. So many people were now fed from the doctor's charming ideas.
"So, we are actually heroes now and no longer villains?" Bokkun asked his fat father.
Eggman gasped when he realised the truth of his apparent goodness. He quickly reversed his machine and the hotdogs turned into bananas.
"I cannot eat this banana because of my toe injury..." said Knuckles as he caught a banana in his gloved hand. "I wish this was still a hotdog."
Sonic noticed Knuckles's peril. "I'll kick people who are rude," he vowed, grunting with his angry fists.
"Knuckles is my name..." lied Tails.
Knuckles was sorely offended by the news of Tails's evil statement. He put a broomstick upon his own nose and flew to the magical witch castle. There, he found Blaze the Cat eating oatmeal and singing to it. He was amazed by how intelligent she looked.
"Will you go away?" asked the purple flame cat politely.
Knuckles put his nose into the oatmeal and blew hard until the room was fully painted with oats and glory.
Blaze was greatly intrigued by Knuckles's painting skills. She signed him up for an anchor-throwing competition.
Meanwhile, Bokkun and Eggman were still cooking up trouble with Jet the Hawk.
Eggman stole a leek from a very sad grasshopper. He told everyone that the leek was his true son and everyone understood that the grasshopper was not just sad, but rude. Therefore, the judge decided to sue the grasshopper for many dollars. The dollars became sentient and started telling lies about bacon.
"Bacon is overly opinionated by squirrels," said the fat wad of cash.
Bokkun sighed when he heard this speech and then he signed a document about umpire oven mitts. This was the coolest baseball law since Dr. Phineus Phibes drank eggnog.
Eggman saw a chicken sitting by the corner of the street. He took out his compass and found the chicken more accurately. Then, the wise doctor wrote a highly detailed report about how effective the chicken looked from beak to tail.
"I can tell everyone that no chickens are my cousin," announced Jet. He sat upon his telly and placed his very interesting tongue upon his Apex Legends. His gamer swag leapt out of his ear canals and then ripped off Eggman's nose.
"Well, now I am noseless like that one Sonic fanfiction..." muttered Eggman. He quickly found a carrot and stuck it into his nose slot like Mr. PotatoHead and Frosty the Snowman. He also changed his shoes to jingly jester ones for severe style points.
Bokkun built a machine and fed it Froot Loops until a toucan flew out and kidnapped the carrot. "We cannot make carrot appearances in this household..." said Bokkun sternly. He ran into a hidden tunnel and found the internet. He quickly searched for how to make orange juice.
"Do not sit on a stool..." said the teacher on the internet video. "If you sit on a stool, then the orange juice will taste like carrots."
Bokkun gasped because he realised that the person in the internet video was actually himself!
"Hello, Bokkun," said the Bokkun in the video.
"Hello myself..." said Bokkun warily. He put a powerful CD into the PC and the most advanced Apex Legends character appeared on screen. It was none other than Vector the Crocodile.
"Hello, Vector..." said the internet Bokkun as he perform the orange juice ritual.
Vector bowed to Bokkun and then sniffed the orange juice until his ears grew. He was a very strong ear man now.
"Crocodiles?" Bokkun gasped again. He then shut down the computer and revoked the CD from existence.
"That's my CD!" cried Sonic as he drove into Bokkun's computer room. He was so sad that fun was no longer infinite!
"I am actually infinite..." said Infinite as he exited from the trunk. He carried a cane made of pure candy. He swallowed it whole and remembered the fallen titans.
Bokkun grumped at Sonic and Infinite and then called for a pile of beets to be delivered immediately.
The beets arrived and requested more allowance.
Sonic hated Doug.
Bokkun dug a hole.
Infinite screeched to a halt.
Eggman arrived and screamed about Milk Duds.
Jet opened a can of patented tomato soup.
"What is the meaning of this, Bokkun?" asked the doctor.
"I found Sonic acting like a stinky man..." Bokkun sighed. He lit a candle and placed it into the sacred lantern.
"I hate the Green Lantern," said Sonic as he spoke ill of more than just Doug.
"Why so hateful?" asked Eggman.
Bokkun wiggled an eyebrow. It fell to the ground and a flower grew. It grew so fast that a pear tree grew.
"My father!" cried Jet whilst shoving a cheeseburger down his gullet.
Bokkun looked up at the top of the pear tree. There was a partridge in it.
"It must be Christmas already..." said Eggman with overflowing holiday spirit.
"I hate Rudolph..." said Sonic evilly.
"Why are there so many known angers?" Bokkun wept. He then retrieved a treasure chest from his pocket. It was about that time. Bokkun revealed his limited edition taco machine. He built the ultimate taco and used it to punch Sonic's brains out.
Sonic's ears leaked brain and it greatly saddened him. "Now no one will purchase cranberry juice ever again..." the blue hedgehog sighed with the utmost melancholy.
"Good," said Eggman. "I dislike cranberries and all of the corn stuck on the cobs."
Bokkun nodded at the opinion and then returned to his rutabaga collection, naming each one after his pristine robot abs.
This was truly how history was made that day.
F.I.N.
(Food Is Noice)