Lilith: Titan, give me patience.
Luz: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Lilith: If Titan gave me strength, this bird tube'd be dead.
Boscha: Eww! What's this...positive...flowery feeling I'm having inside?
Skara: I think it means you agree with Luz.
Boscha: I don't like it!
Luz: Of course, I LOVE Amity! I have loving feelings for Amity. But does that mean I am in love with Amity? —Oh my God. I'm in love with Amity! Why didn't you tell me?
Willow and Gus: We thought you knew.
Luz: Eda, I did something terrible.
Eda: It's okay, kiddo, I have a shovel.
Luz: Wait, what do you think I did?
Eda: It doesn't matter, no one will ever know.
Lilith and Eda:*physically fighting each other*
Luz, distressed: This isn't what I meant by "express your feelings"!
Luz: Where are you going?
Eda: To get something for dinner or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there.
Edric:...Hey Emira? Yeah- it's me- Umm, I seem to have gotten both of my hands stuck in cookie jar- yes both of them...look it doesn't matter how I managed to call you just come home and help me.
Eda: I don't have superiority complex.
King: Once you called your face "proof of god's existence".
Eda: It's not a "superiority complex", I'm just superior, and there's nothing complicated about that.
Luz: The stars look beautiful tonight.
Amity: It's just me, you and the stars.
Hoty, from the door: Hey! Did you know that stars are fireflies that got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing.
~AU magic war~
Amity: We have a highly trained army.
King: Yeah, well we have a Luz.
Luz:*waves innocently*
Amity:...*drops staff* You win. I surrender.
Luz, looking for Eda: Excuse me, have you seen my witch mentor? She's about this tall, has gold fang and probably stole your wallet.
Hooty: I'm getting one of those headaches with pictures!
Luz: A what?
Eda: He's getting an idea.
Luz: We all have our demons.
Luz:*holding up King* And this cute moon pie happens to be ours.
Luz: Hey King, do you think different paint colors taste different?
Hooty: They do. And blue tastes like poison to a peasant's palate.
Lilith: Why are you so EASILY DISTRACTED BY SHINY THINGS?
Eda: DON'T JUDGE WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
Luz: Amity, What are friends with benefits?
Amity: ...A special kind of friends.
Luz: Oh! Like Us!
Amity:*Chokes on water*
Eda: I'm leaving for two days. Luz is in charge. I've left notes for each of you with instructions.
Hooty: Mine just says "Hooty no"
Eda: And you can apply that to any situation.
Gus: *opens and closes the fridge*
Luz: Gus, I'm serious, there isn't a little man in the fridge from the Human Realm who turns the light on and off.
Gus: He wants you to think that.
Camila: So mija, care to introduce me to your friends?
Luz: Sure.
Luz:*points to Eda* Cryminal witch who became my mentor.
Luz:*points to King* Her roommate, the king of demons.
Luz:*points to Hooty* And the Security System.
Luz: Any questions?
Camila: Yes, Several.
Eda: Fuck you.
Warden Wrath: Is that an insult or a promise?
Emira: I told Amity her ears flush when she lies.
Edric: Why?
Emira: Look.
Emira: Hey Mittnes! Do you love us?
Amity, covering her ears: No.
Emperor Belos: My own mother called me a soulless monster...
Emperor Belos: She was right of course, but it still hurt.
~Luz get sucks into a The Good Witch Azura book~
Hecate: What are you doing in my home?
Luz: *gasps* You're... You're... You're... Hecate!
Hecate: Uh, yes.
Luz: *screams loud and long*
*door opens and Azura walks in*
Azura: Hecate, I have come to- *notice Luz* Oh, hello little one.
Luz: *stops screaming, resumes screaming at a higher pitch*
Azura: Oh! Heavens to Gods, what's wrong with her?!
Hecate: I don't know, but you just made it worse.