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I don't know what this is. I wrote this around 5 in the morning.

A Discussion of Heritage and Cultivation

Ruby Rose had always wanted to become a full-fledged Huntress, roaming Remnant helping those who could not defend themselves and smite evil where she treaded. She had faced many an obstacle; her age had been brought up, her leadership questioned, and her Silver Eyes being the centre of attention as the years of honing the mystic powers bore fruit. Ruby had overcome trials, hardships, tasted victory and defeat, all weathered through thanks to her teammates and close friends – her second family. With the exception of Yang, her half-sister, her teammates and friends had learned and accepted what made the sniper different from the usual girl; she had been born with both genitals.

Her friends had been shocked and aversive at first, but quickly came to accept that she was who she was and it ultimately didn't bother them. As the years at Beacon Academy passed the topic came up more frequently through curiosity and then…

Sufficed to say, Ruby eventually got used to be the centre of attention whether it was by askance of size to borderline flirting once rumours began to spread. Awkward and mortifying, Ruby learned to handle it and for the most part there wasn't much happening regarding her friends approach towards her.

Then the truth came out that Silver-Eyed people were rare. Their gift, the power to put fear into the Grimm, was key to saving Remnant, and make the world a better place; the more Silver-Eyed Huntsmen and Huntresses there were, the better chance humanity had.

And then, one day, someone threw away a line that would change Ruby's life forever. Though she possessed the body to bear a child herself, she was just as able to impregnate a woman and thus spread her Silver-Eyed genes onwards. She had inherited this rare gift from her own mother after all.

And the line that threw everyone into turmoil on the night after graduation, consisting of a girl's night back in Patch village, with team RWBY, the ladies of team JNPR and the seniors, CFVY, and friends from abroad, had thus been:

Who would make for Ruby's ideal partner in terms of a supreme Silver-Eyed lineage?

Ruby was scared. And a little horny. The humble household was buzzing with the ladies (some perhaps a bit tipsy) arguing with a passion about whom amongst themselves would be the ideal partner for Ruby and produce the best child.

"It's obviously me!" Weiss proudly (and loudly) proclaimed, a glass of wine in her hand as she stood as tall as she could. "My Semblance is hereditary and has vast utility! Think about it; a Silver Eyed Huntress, able to create platforms and reach anywhere, utilize any kind of Dust at her disposal, and summon her slain foes! Our child would be unstoppable!"

"Uhm, Weiss…" Ruby tried to voice reason, being probably the most sober out of the whole group. All the talk about people having a child with her, exciting as it was, was a bit uncomfortable.

Like many, Blake scoffed, but quickly rose from her seat with a challenging pose, sipped from her own wine, and glared the fencer down. "Pfft. Glyphs? Our child would be a Faunus; they would have my ears and with them, extremely good hearing. No Grimm would be able to sneak up on them! And unless they discover their own Semblance, they would have either mine or Ruby's, giving them mobility and manoeuvrability that your platforms can't compete with." She smirked and sipped some more wine. "Not to mention that having night-vision would make them an excellent hunter."

"Oh that's rich! That's a pretty big if on your child inheriting either of your Semblances. At least with me it's guaranteed!" Weiss met Blake's challenging pose with her own. "And with my family's status and name behind her, she would receive only the finest of weapons designed for her, and the best education anyone could have."

Yang's guffaw eclipsed everyone in the room before she chugged down the last of her beer. "Brothers above, you're both so wrong! Our kid would be an absolute tank; who cares about `best education´ or `night-vision´ when our kid would take everything head-on?! They would be strong and durable!"

There was a resounded, unified clamour of disgust throughout the room and Coco leaned forward. "Yang, my gal, you're her half-sister!"

"Only on paper, my dear Adel," Yang replied and winked.

"Wait what?!"

"Don't worry, Rubes, it's nothing to think about."

"No, no!" The sniper interrupted in a panic. "Hang on, I feel like I should know this!"

"I, I mean…" Pyrrha began, her fair features reddened from the alcohol. "If we're talking about strong, then surely me, a champion, and Ruby's compatibility would produce a child with strength, speed, and talent that would—"

"Oooh!" Nora chimed in. "Look at Pyrrha flexing her fame shamelessly!"

"I for one agree with Blake!" Velvet exclaimed. "As a Faunus, we're gifted with acute senses surpassing humans and we are excellent at tracking."

Blake smirked. "Hear that, everyone? Velvet agrees with me—"

"But bunnies are cuter than cats and our hearing is a lot more heightened."

The pure, otherworldly feline sound of sheer contempt that escaped Blake that second would never be forgotten.

"Oh children," Cinder remarked and immediately made herself a target with her condescending tone and smug expression. She didn't look the least bit affected by the alcohol. "Our child would be both powerful and beautiful, largely thanks to me, but I won't discredit my little Rose's appeal completely. With my powers, our child would leave Remnant scorched free of the Grimm—"

"That would make her the enemy in the process!" Weiss spat at the older woman.

"Hmm…Would it though?"

"YES!"

"Oh please, a Silver Eyed Huntsmen/Huntress with my wardrobe would outclass yours every day of the week," Coco stated with a mocking smile. "Style and class in one deadly package beats a pyromaniac."

"Uhm, guys—"

"I'd teach our child everything about the life of a thief so it would have the survival skills needed if we were to die prematurely," Emerald commented, deadpanned, as she met Ruby's gaze.

"That's horrible and sad and would also make your child a criminal!" Yang chided.

"Guys!"

Neo prodded the sniper's arm, scooting closer, and handed Ruby her Scroll. Ruby eyed her warily, and under the pleading gaze of heterochromia eyes she begrudgingly read from the device. "With Ruby' speed and my acrobatics, our child would never have to worry about getting hit in the first place, with or without Semblance. Stick your tongue out at Yang—" Oh, I wasn't supposed to read the last part out loud…"

The blonde brawler shot the diminutive girl a deadly glare, but Neo didn't seem fazed and casually flipped her the bird.

"Excuse you, but do I need to repeat myself? Our child would want for nothing due to the Schnee family—"

"Faunus traits are superior!"

"I still think a champion's genes would make—"

"Everyone—!"

"Life of a thief ain't so bad…"

"My strength and charm would make our child the envy of all!"

"Who needs Glyphs when there's only fire~?"

"I still think bunnies are above cats."

"ENOUGH, EVERYONE!" The sniper's voice drowned out the chatter in the room as Ruby suddenly stood up. "For the love of— J-Just stop! This is getting way out of hand!" She eyed the crowd and met Nora's in her frantic search for help. "Nora! Back me up here!"

All eyes were on the ginger who calmly sipped her alcohol of her choice, her cheeks flushed a gentle red as she leaned back with one arm and chuckled. "Ghehehe…Our child would be such a sugar-rush monster. Ghehe." She snickered and shook her head. "Imagine the little tyke speeding around, high on sugar, with a trail of rose-petals…"

Perhaps it was the alcohol talking or maybe the desperate need to steer the topic in any other direction, but Ruby couldn't help but giggle at the image…and neither could the others.

"Yeah…Yeah that would be pretty hilarious!"

Pyrrha chuckled softly. "That's so adorable."

"I'd pay money to see that," Yang commented.

Cinder smiled. "I admit that would be quite the entertaining sight."

"And…and…" Nora hiccupped and grinned. "Hic…and…you know…with Ruby having a dick…she could literally knock all of us up and…and we'll see which child is…" She giggle-snorted, the sound turning into a loud guffaw. "Ten of us means ten Silver children for the next generation! Cracked it!"

You could hear a pin drop.

"Uh…uhm…g-guys…let's…let's not…" Ruby slowly backed away with the most confused fear-boner of her life as everyone gradually turned towards her. "Let's not do anything hasty here…we've had too much to drink, so let's call it a night, okay?"

None said a word. Everyone eyed each other, then the sniper, and seemingly slumped in their seats as they put away beer cans and wine glasses—

Yang bolted and tackled Ruby to the floor in a flash of flickering yellow. "I CALL DIBS!"