Drunk Science.
Drunk. He was absurdly drunk like he had never been drunk before.
He shouldn't have gotten so drunk. He always enjoyed keeping all his senses at maximum capacity and his rationality intact, but in the wake of recent events his logical brain deemed it better to welcome the alcohol-induced numbing of his neurotransmitters rather than having to keep thinking about things he really didn't want to think about.
Like the fact that he was a murderer.
Don't be ridiculous, he immediately chided himself. Tsukasa is not going to die. You can only say someone is dead when the activity of the encephalon irreversibly ceases. And I can reverse it! So he's not dead. He's not dead. He's not dead.
Senku squeezed the small pot in his hand, and if he had been someone stronger it probably would have shattered, but he wasn't so all it did was hinder the blood circulation in his fingers, causing his hand to tingle slightly.
He took another long drink and let out a faint sigh.
It was illogical to punish himself for what had happened with Tsukasa, instead of thinking about nonsense and getting drunk like an average idiot college student he should be investing stuff and start planning their trip to the other side of the world.
They would need a lot of things.
Materials. Manpower. A captain. Maybe a couple of years. What else? A lot more. Oh, shit. I can't really think straight with all this ethanol coursing through my nervous system.
No doubt getting drunk wasn't the best course of action. But hey, it would just be a wasted night. What could go wrong?
Ah... famous last words.
"Senku?" A familiar voice made him turn around reluctantly.
It was Kohaku. Staggering and disoriented, red-faced and glassy-eyed from the high alcohol intake resulting from the stupid drinking contest she had with Magma thirty-six minutes ago. How was she not unconscious yet? Exceptional metabolism, no doubt, nevertheless it was still amazing. This was Kohaku, though, so the only surprise would have been otherwise.
"What do you want, lioness?" he asked disinterestedly, trying to speak as clearly as he could.
Kohaku must have been really drunk, as she didn't complain about her nickname and sat down next to him, taking another pot with more liquor. She downed it in one gulp and her head jerked violently back and then forward, before she turned to look at him with a huge, stupid grin.
"Why did you turn away from the others? This party is for you, you know," she said in a slow voice, dragging out each syllable.
Senku pondered what to say for a moment, concluding that an honest, unfiltered answer wouldn't hurt this time.
"I'm really not in the mood to celebrate," he looked up at the starry sky. "I'd rather be spending this time doing something more productive," he had to start working on plans and schematics. He also really needed to find a captain.
There was very little depetrification formula left, so not only did he have to make a choice, but the best choice. He couldn't make mistakes, not again.
It was his fault. What happened to Tsukasa was entirely his fault. If only he had not been overconfident, if only he had taken more precautions, if only he had not been so stupidly naive...
His negative thoughts ceased as he felt a warm touch on his shoulder. He turned, noticing that Kohaku was resting her cheek on his shoulder.
"It wasn't your fault, you're not stupid or naive either, you know. We all trust you," she murmured slowly, smiling at him.
Senku was surprised, had he been expressing his thoughts out loud? Apparently he was even drunker than he thought. It was amazing how oblivious he had become. He'd never experienced anything like this before. He definitely wouldn't drink again.
"Yes, I know," he replied dryly, letting out a snort. "I'm just drunk, and so are you. You should go to sleep now, you look like you can barely stay awake," he pointed out with disinterest.
"You're quite right, Senku-chan," Gen's voice made them both look up, seeing him in front of them with a smile that was a little too big. "In fact, the both of you look pretty awful. As the host of this party, I can't leave you in this deplorable state or I wouldn't forgive myself." He dramatically put a hand to his chest.
"What do you want, mentalist?" asked Senku, as if he already felt the symptoms of a hangover.
"I just think it's my duty to make sure you both get home safe and sound," he crooned. "Can you get up or should I call someone to carry you bridal style?"
As Kohaku was still leaning on his shoulder, Senku grabbed her waist in his attempt to get up so he wouldn't throw her, but he almost fell and she ended up holding him so he wouldn't fall face first to the ground, even so they were both wobbly as hell, so they held each other in an attempt to keep some stability. "Well, maybe we need a little help," he acknowledged reluctantly.
"Well, at least you can stand up, so I think I'll do just fine." Gen took Kohaku's free arm and began to lead them out of the party where everyone was too busy getting more drunk and rowdy to pay attention to them. "Kohaku-chan's house is the closest, isn't it?"
"Yes, you can see it from here," Senku answered, barely paying attention to the mentalist, more focused on the difficult task of keeping his balance with his atrophied brain.
They reached their destination and went inside the house to drop Kohaku off, as she was much drunker and he doubted she would make it to her bed alone without breaking her nose first. Surprisingly, as they pulled her closer to her bed and released her, she plummeted onto the mattress, only taking Senku with her as even though he let go of her waist she had not let go of his hand.
He fell on top of her on the bed, his head on her neck.
"Oh, wow~" he heard Gen's mischievous giggles. "I didn't know you two are so close~" he crooned.
Senku raised his head to give him a dirty look. "You know, Senku-chan, it would be hard for you to cross the bridge to your lab in this state so you better stay with your cute Kohaku-chan for the night. But don't misbehave, okay?" the mentalist winked and walked away slamming the door and laughing all the way.
"Stupid mentalist," Senku grumbled through his teeth, trying to get up and realizing that he couldn't. For some reason Kohaku now had her arms around his neck. "Hey... lioness, I'd appreciate it if you'd let me go, or do you really want me to sleep here," he smiled wryly.
"Why not?" she murmured with wide eyes. "You shouldn't be alone if you're sad."
Senku froze for a moment, before chuckling.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Of course I'm not sad," he looked at her with a sarcastic smile.
"You're not fooling me, Senku," She moved her arms away from his neck to take his face in her hands, bringing it so close to her that their noses almost touched. "I know you feel bad about what happened with Tsukasa. We've had other parties and I've never seen you drink so much before. My father only gets really drunk when he feels sad, like when he was told that Ruri-nee couldn't be cured or when my mother died. And even though you two are different people, you're just as proud as him." Her words were slow and had a few stumbles, but they came clear to his ears. "He never lets me comfort him on those occasions, but to you, I won't give you a choice," she wrapped her arms around his neck again, drawing him into a slightly too tight embrace.
"Ugh, I don't need this sentimental bullshit, lioness," Senku struggled to break free. "I'm perfectly fine, damn it, why wouldn't you let go?"
"I don't believe you! And I'm not leaving you alone!"
Senku decided to ignore her ravings and concentrate what little brain power he had on freeing himself from her death grip. A difficult task, of course, but maybe if he could put some distance between their bodies he would manage to slip out of her grip.
He squirmed desperately and finally Kohaku's grip gave way a little, so he immediately wanted to take his chance and used one hand to propel himself away. However, before he achieved his task, she wrapped her arms around his neck again and this time she also wrapped her legs around his waist, sticking him completely to her body with his arm between them and his hand resting directly on one of her breasts. That wasn't the worst part, the worst part was that their pelvises ended up pressed together at an angle that allowed him to perfectly feel her...
Okay, this was uncomfortable even for him.
"Kohaku... let go of me. Now–" he demanded with a tense jaw.
"No! I'm not leaving you alone, Senku!" Kohaku pulled him even tighter against her, squirming a little in the process.
He gasped.
Shit. Oh, shit. This is ridiculous. This is the most absurd and pathetic form of accidental seduction anyone could have ever come up with! How the fuck could it possibly be WORKING!
Indeed, his dead hormones were rising from the ashes. For Kohaku! Kohaku! What the hell were his striated nucleus and the back of his left insula thinking?
Kohaku stirred again muttering some nonsense about talking about his feelings and he shuddered, acutely aware of the erection that was beginning to grow underneath his clothes the more she rubbed against him.
Stupid pressurized blood flow responding to stupid stimuli by stupid neurotransmitters commanding stupid arteries to open and stupid veins to contract. How the hell did I get myself into this trouble? He wondered, feeling cold sweat running down his forehead, a shaky smile on his face. I can't even think of a more appropriate insult than "stupid." What am I, twelve years old? It would seem so, since I'm falling for this shit.
He tries to think through the haze in his brain that was screaming for him to focus more on the woman beneath him.
Alcohol, he said to himself, that's got to be it! While there's some disagreement in the scientific community as to its benefits or detriments to sexuality, it has been proven that at least wine, exactly what I'm drinking all night, increases testosterone levels. Testosterone, the main damn hormone behind sexual appetite. I seem to have fallen for it.
Any excuse was more feasible to him than even thinking about the possibility that he was attracted to Kohaku. That obviously wasn't possible. It was the wine's fault. Totally.
Senku smiled through gritted teeth. "Would you let go of me already?" he almost begged, hoping he could keep some of his dignity intact before she realized that his body had every intention in the world of using her for his personal satisfaction. "I'm really okay." Could he sink any lower than this?
"You don't have to hide your feelings from me, Senku! We're friends aren't we?" She let go of his neck and pulled his face to look her in the eye. It was a pity that his stupid hormones were more focused on her lips than her eyes. His hormones, not him, to be clear.
She really wasn't going to let him off easy, huh?
"Yeah, we're friends," he smiled dryly, with a condescending look on his face. "And friends don't have sex over their clothes, so get off my back, dear friend." At her confused look, he sighed deeply and shook his pelvis, hoping that would be enough.
Kohaku gasped noisily, but it wasn't from surprise. It was out of...
He repeated the motion without even a second thought and she threw her head back, letting out a small moan.
Okay, shit, that wasn't helping control his testosterone and progesterone levels.
"What... what was that?" she asked, looking at him very confused.
"What do you think, you idiot?" he looked at her irritated, refusing to acknowledge that his face was starting to increase in temperature, just like the rest of his body.
"Umm... do you want to take advantage of me?" she asked shyly.
Senku went blank.
"Are you serious? You're the one who's got me pinned between your legs!" At least now she had let go of his neck, so he could let go of her chest and point accusingly at her. She blinked in a daze, looking as if she didn't understand the situation.
"How drunk are you, you idiot?" He rubbed his temples.
At least his libido was dropping a little. If he could just get her to let go now he'd leave and they could pretend it was nothing.
"I... I don't understand," she looked at him with a red face. "What are we doing, then? And why does it feel so good?"
Senku froze.
"Kohaku... you know what sex is, don't you?"
"Of course!" She squirmed again, sending shivers up and down his spine. She didn't notice that and kept talking. "That's what it's called when married couples want to have babies, isn't it?" she seemed very proud of her answer.
"Do you think that's just for making babies," he looked at her incredulously.
"N-no... men also do it to hurt women," she said with a frown.
"Of course, primitive mentality," he rolled his eyes. "Listen, lioness. First, women can also take advantage of men, as is our case. Second…"
"I'm not taking advantage of you!"
"Second, most of the time it's just for pleasure. Pleasure for both of us. Not just…"
"That's what you just did, isn't it?" she interrupted him again.
"Ah?"
"That... uh... this." Now she shook her pelvis, causing his erection that was already starting to go down to come back in full force, more when he heard her moan.
Shit. What the fuck was his problem with auditory stimuli!
"Don't do that," he growled through his teeth.
"Why not? Doesn't it feel good?" she asked, her breath coming in short gasps.
"Just because it feels good doesn't mean..." he fell silent, almost swallowing his tongue as she squeezed her legs tighter and rubbed in a circular motion against his erection. "It doesn't mean we should–" She did that again, over and over.
His brain began to weigh the possibility of sending logical thinking to hell.
Kohaku wrapped her arms around his neck again, pulling him so that he was flush against her body again, feeling her figure and hearing her sighing loudly next to his ear.
"Senku..." she gasped directly into his ear.
Well, there went his last neuron begging him to use logic.
"Shit–" He buried his face in her neck and brought his hands to her waist, moving his pelvis against her, changing the angle a little to directly feel the entrance of her vagina against the tip of his erection easily due to her thin clothes.
It had been a while since he had last masturbated. And by time, he meant years, several years. But this didn't compare, it was on a different fucking level. Why the hell was he holding back before? This was the best thing that had happened to him in years!
"Senku…"
Oh yeah, he was fucking Kohaku over her clothes. Innocent, virgin, and extremely strong Kohaku. She could kill him...on the other hand, he could teach her many things that would make her head spin and release more of those absurdly stimulating sounds she was making.
After all, sex is science too.
Erogenous zones... Let's see, where do I start to make her scream?
With his inhibitions dead and his logic locked in a corner by his libido, he didn't really stop to think about the consequences of his actions. Then he could blame it on the alcohol.
Kohaku had no idea what was going on, what she was doing, or even who she was anymore. She couldn't think of anything nor did she care. She could only think about continuing to move her hips back and forth against the bulge between Senku's legs, keeping him tightly wrapped around her to feel his comforting warmth that somehow contributed to making her feel even better.
Suddenly she felt his lips on her neck and she shivered from head to toe. She felt light kisses down to her collarbone and back up again before his wet tongue made a slow caress. Then he bit her.
She shuddered again, panting noisily.
She stopped moving for a moment, enjoying the way he nibbled at her neck. So distracted was she with it that she didn't notice his hands moving down from her waist to her thighs or how he cupped the edges of her dress, slowly pulling it up. She didn't notice until he pulled away from her and the fabric covered her meager vision provided by the full moon as he yanked it off.
She wanted to protest, to ask him what he was doing, but then he buried his face in her neck again and sucked fervently on her skin, drawing a loud moan from her.
"Oh, so you like that?" he asked against her ear as he moved his hands to her bra, lightly cupping her breasts. "Wait and see. You're going to love this."
She didn't even have time to ask, he suddenly removed her bra and his head went down to her chest with his ridiculously big hair tickling her chin, but she didn't think much of it when she felt his tongue on one of her nipples, which immediately hardened as she felt the strange warmth and wetness. He wrapped his mouth around her areola and began to suck on her nipple, eliciting a high-pitched squeal that made her cover her mouth with one hand. "Oh, wow... What's that," she gasped happily.
"I see you like it," he pulled away from her for a moment to smile, pleased with himself. "Don't worry, lioness, I'll soon make you cry with pleasure." He laughed cheekily as he stripped off his own clothes.
"Huh?!" she twitched, but quickly relaxed as he returned to sucking on her breast, bringing his fingers to the other to roll her nipple between his index finger and thumb.
"Ohh…" She didn't understand how this could feel so good, she just hoped it wouldn't stop anytime soon.
Senku kept doing this for only a few minutes before he pulled away to pull down her underwear, leaving her completely naked. She could feel her face become even hotter than before, but she didn't complain, curious about what he would do next. This was even more exciting than watching him come up with something new, not that she could think of that, with her mind so clouded with desire.
Despite her thoughts, she still wasn't prepared to see him lower his head to her legs. He placed his hands on her thighs and parted them slightly, taking a good look at her crotch with arched eyebrows.
"Interesting," he murmured, oblivious to the embarrassed look on Kohaku's face. "Let's see, this is the mons pubis, right?" he placed a finger at the beginning of her sex. "And here is the clitoris," he lowered his finger and touched a certain spot on her that almost made her jump up to the ceiling. "Labia majora...labia minora…" He ran two fingers around her opening and then just around the edge, looking as if he were examining blueprints rather than giving her the greatest pleasure of her life. "And the vagina, of course." He rubbed his finger over a certain spot that made her gasp even more. "Wet, what a compliment," he smiled slyly and then let out a small chuckle. "Hmm... I have no experience, but... yeah... it should work, if only with the little theoretical information I studied vaguely out of curiosity," he muttered to himself, confusing her.
"What are you talking about?" she asked breathlessly.
"Well, when I said I'd make you cry with pleasure... I was ten billion percent serious," he laughed, lowering his face to her sex.
When she felt his tongue on the same certain spot as before, her soul almost left her body, and when he wrapped his lips there and began sucking, her whole body arched and she let out a high pitched squeal so loud she feared the whole village would hear it. He continued on with what he was doing and she continued to scream helplessly, feeling her eyes roll to the back of her head with tears actually peeking out of the corner threatening to roll down her face from how good it felt.
"OH, GOD, SENKU!" she clenched her fists and her legs closed tightly around the scientist's head, who immediately hissed away from her.
"Shit, lioness, do you want to kill me?" he looked at her full of irritation. "What a way to ruin the moment. If you want your orgasm keep your legs open. With your strength you could kill me and I'd rather not die twice for my fragile neck, thank you very much. Especially when I'm finally about to lose my virginity," he muttered, scratching his ear in annoyance.
Kohaku blinked in a daze.
"What's an orgasm?"
"Something you'll like even more than what I'm already doing to you," he grinned cheekily. "If you want it, then avoid killing me and spread your legs wide, will you?"
Swallowing her saliva, Kohaku spread her legs as wide as possible, ending up with her ankles glued to the floor extending even off the mattress.
"Is that okay?" she asked uncertainly.
He stared at her for a moment, before taking a breath and nodding slowly.
"Very good," he sighed and leaned back again. "Remember, hold still."
Kohaku, this time expected his tongue giving her indescribable pleasure, but his fingers joining a little below where he was sucking her caught her off guard. He inserted a finger into her. She had to bite her lip and crash her feet hard against the floor to keep from shrinking in on herself. It felt so good it was almost painful, or maybe it did hurt a little but that still felt good. It didn't even make sense! But she liked it, so much.
He inserted another finger inside her and this time it hurt a little more, but it quickly passed and she closed her eyes, panting noisily as she enjoyed his attention.
Suddenly his tongue darted down to where his fingers had once been and she cried out again.
"Senku!" How could he make her feel so good, was it some other kind of science?
He jerked away, his lips glossy from the liquid he had been drinking from her. He ran his tongue over his lips and smiled cheekily.
"You know...we're going to regret this," he commented casually as he knelt in front of her, taking her thighs and making her bend her knees.
She felt his member against her entrance and tensed, wondering when the hell he got completely undressed.
"Maybe…" Even though she was drunker than she'd ever been in her life, she recognized that this was the stupidest thing she could possibly be doing. They weren't a married couple, or even boyfriend and girlfriend, but... "But...don't stop."
"I had a feeling you'd say that." He laughed dryly, before entering her with one thrust.
"Ouch, you bastard, at least warn me!" she shouted with tears in her eyes.
"It's better to do it quickly, like removing a band-aid. Don't you think?" He smiled, breathing heavily.
"I have no idea what that means!"
"I have to invent those things, they're very useful for small wounds," he gasped, removing his hands from her thighs to lean over her and place them next to her head. "Does it hurt anymore?" he asked, sounding out of breath.
"No..." At that, he pulled back a little, before ramming her again. "Ah!"
"Do you see that it hurts, you idiot?" He looked at her reproachfully.
"It doesn't hurt! You just took me by surprise!" She frowned, squirming uncomfortably at the strange sensation.
He shuddered. He looked at her for a moment, before pulling back and ramming into her again.
"Oh," she let out a small gasp. He repeated the motion and she arched her back. "Go on..." she asked in a whisper.
He sighed a long sigh.
"Thank heaven." He buried his face in her neck and began to thrust in and out of her repeatedly, panting noisily against her neck. Their abdomens flush and her breasts pressed against his chest as they jiggled against each other.
She brought her hands to his lower back and slowly brought them up until they ended at the nape of his neck, gently raking her nails over the hot sweaty skin as she matched his movements with her own, moaning noisily, totally delighted with what he was doing to her.
She loved it, yes, but... she wanted more, much more.
Without even thinking twice, she took his shoulders and turned them so that he ended up with his back on the mattress, almost on the floor, and she on top of him, with his member still inside her.
"Let me..." she gasped, struggling to speak with her breathing totally out of control. "Let me do it too."
He raised an eyebrow, but was quick to smile.
"Just... try not to break me," he brought his hands to her waist and slowly slid them up her thighs and then up to her buttocks and squeezed them firmly.
She rested her hands on the sides of his waist and lifted herself slightly, closing her eyes as she felt him slowly slide out and then in as she came back down.
She gasped happily, repeating the motion a little faster, and a little faster, faster and faster and faster.
"This is... " she moaned from the back of her throat. "It's...it's…" she couldn't finish the sentence, she couldn't even think straight.
"It's absurdly good," he completed almost breathlessly, gasping shrilly. "Although... you'll have to forgive me, lioness... I don't have much time left..." he hissed through his teeth, tightening his grip on her ass. "I'll have to... resort to a cheap trick…"
"Ehh?..." She hadn't quite understood, too absorbed in the sensation of his member entering her again and again, so fast... so good... Suddenly, she felt his fingers on the same spot as before, squeezing and twisting it hard. Her eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
"OH, MY GOD!" She shuddered from head to toe, shaking uncontrollably before collapsing on top of him.
He grunted something unintelligible and she could feel warm liquid spilling inside her.
"Shit..." they both muttered at the same time.
"Well... that was an orgasm, lioness. You're welcome," he mumbled, still breathing heavily.
She kept panting against his chest, struggling to catch her breath before raising her head slightly only to look at him disapprovingly.
"Don't call me that..." she complained, only for him to burst out laughing.
"I've been calling you that all night and you're just now complaining. The alcohol is wearing off, huh?" He smiled sleepily, rubbing his hand on her sweaty back.
"Hmm..." she hugged his chest, wanting nothing more than to sleep for the rest of the week.
"Good night..." he said in the middle of a yawn. "Because tomorrow we will have a horrible morning."
Kohaku didn't understand the meaning of his words, nor did she give it much thought. Distracted by the rush of pleasure that washed over her as Senku came out of her, followed by a surge of satisfaction that made her smile as she snuggled closer against him.
Who cared what happened next, bless the alcohol for giving her the best night of her life! To hell with marriage and honor, she could never be upset about this and she definitely couldn't wait to repeat it. Those were her thoughts as she happily let herself drift off into a sweet and well-deserved sleep.
Of course, when she woke up the next day with a horrible headache, no memory of anything and naked in Senku's arms, all she could think about was murdering him.
But hey, at least things couldn't get any worse, right?
Right?...
The end.
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