*THE HIGHLIGHTED STUFF NEEDS TO BE SLIGHTLY TWEAKED OR RE-WRITTEN TO EITHER SOUND BETTER OR MORE IN CHARACTER*
(We open on a first person shaky camera from a pair of bushes outside of Zim's base)
(Show the camera zoom in on the window to show Zim just off screen with only the top of his head and antennas showing)
Dib: There he is, the enemy, No idea he's being observed, They all think i'm crazy but I'll show them, when I show them this tape they'll have no choice but to believe me, Just look at those antennas, and his horrible green skin… Who... am I talking to!
?:Hey Dib whatcha doin'? (Casually)
Dib:Oh you know, just recording you so I can expose you to the world. (Casually)
(Cut to Zim looking at Dib who's in the bushes)
Zim: Yea… (Sips Poop Cola) *Casually*
(Show Zim start to walk towards his base)
Dib: HEY WAIT, ZIM!
Zim: What. *Drops poop cola as his eyes go wide*
Zim: DIB!
Dib: ZIM!
Zim: DIB!
Dib: ZIM!
Zim: DIB!
(2 Second Pause)
Zim: GIVE ME THAT CAMERA! (Lunges as Dib)
Dib: GET OFF OF ME YOU LIZARD!
(Show Dib repeatedly trying to kick Zim off of him)
Zim: NEVER!
(Show Dib's last kick get Zim off of him)
(Show Dib get up and start running away)
(Show Zim then chase after Dib)
(Show Zim and Dib running around in circles chasing each other)
Dib: YOU'LL NEVER GET THIS CAMERA ZIM, I'M GONNA EXPOSE YOU TO THE WHOLE WORLD!
Zim: LIES!
(Cut to the door of Zim's base)
(Show it get kick down off of it's hinges to show Gir wearing green makeup and fake antennas glued to his head)
Gir: Look at me master, I look just like you!
Zim: GIR, I DEMAND YOU TO GET ME THAT CAMERA!
Gir: YES MY MASTER! *As Gir's eyes turn red and he salutes)
(Show Gir start flying into the air towards Dib causing all of his makeup to fly off of his face and his antennas to fall off)
(But then show Gir stop and fall onto the ground and look at a squirrel)
Gir: HEY MISTER SQUIRREL! *Waves at squirrel*
Zim: GIR, OBEY YOUR MASTER!
(Cut to Gir now looking clueless slurping up a struggling squirrel's tail like spaghetti)
Zim: *Groan* The camera is full of waffles.
Gir: *Gasp*
(Show Dib go wide eyed)
Dib: WAIT, NO IT ISN-
(Show Gir fly into Dib at full speed knocking him to the ground)
(Show Gir look both ways and see the camera)
(Show Dib get up)
Dib: NO WAIT, STO-
(Show Gir tearing the camera apart, ripping the pieces off of it and then tearing the film apart fast)
(Show Gir look up confused)
Gir: Heeeey, where's the waffles?
Zim: There aren't any.
Gir: oh...
(2 Second Pause)
(Show Gir then start screaming loudly and hitting the ground)
Dib: *Sigh* whatever, I'm going home.
(Show Dib walk off away from Zim's base)
Zim: AND DON'T COME BACK DIB, YOU AND YOUR BIG HEAD ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!
Dib: MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!
(Show Gir then look up fast while looking shocked)
Gir: *Gasp*
(Show a first person view from Gir of Dib walking away but have a red highlight circling Dib's head, show a Giant waffle image blinking over Dib's head)
Gir: Waffle?
Zim: Eh?
Gir: WAFFLE?!
(Show Dib turn around to see Gir looking at him or more specifically his head)
Dib: Uh oh. (Fast)
Gir: WAFFFFLLEEEEEE!
(Show Gir charging at Dib)
Dib:AGGGGGGGGH!
(Show Dib start running from Gir)
(Cut to a shot of a 2d side view of the street, show Dib run past screaming and have his screaming fade out as he goes off screen fast)
(Then show Gir Fly past the screen after a second passes, but have Gir zoom past the screen faster then Dib ran)
(Have the camera zoom out to show two of Zim's gross looking blob like neighbors watching)
Guy: *Drinks Poop Cola* I remember when I was a big headed kid bein' chased by a flyin' robot, yep, good times.
(Cut to Zim looking visually uncomfortable)
Zim: uhh, y-, YES GIR, YOU KEEP HIM BUSY, I'LL BE DOWN IN THE OBSERVATORY PLANNING OUR NEXT MOOOOOOOVE!
(Show Zim march into the base as the nightmare begins music starts to play *the one usually used when he goes in his base*)
(Cut to Zim going down his elevator into one of his rooms in his Lab thingy)
(Show Zim walk out of the elevator)
(Show Zim walk past many things, mainly tubes containing in this order, the "Brain Eating squid" from Zim eats waffles with words at the bottom stating "DO NOT OPEN, THAT MEANS YOU GIR!", the happy kid "Nick", A kid who looks about 14 wearing a white shirt with a red oval, blue jeans, and red sneakers with jet black hair and blue eyes with text labeled "Ghost Human", A rubber piggie labeled "NO!", Tak's Sir unit memory disk, Keef's gift from "Best Friends", and an angry monkey looking really angry at the screen)
(Zim flinches and makes a scared grunt when he passes by the angry monkey)
(Show Zim walk up to a large monitor)
(Show Zim press a button and show it turn on to reveal two Tall looking aliens, one in Purple and the other in Red)
Zim: *Salutes* My Tallest, The mission goes well but I recently caught the Dib human spying on me his HORRIBLE HUMAN PIG SMELLY HEAD!
Almighty Tallest Red: Yes Zim, I'm sure that's very nice, so why are you calling us?
Zim: My Tallest, please the Dib keeps getting in my way, How do I expect to get any progress done when he's snooping around and recording my every move.
Almighty Tallest Purple: Have you tried just killing him?
Zim: I did… once.
(Flashback)
(Show Zim Walk up to Dib)
Zim: Hey what's that over there? *Points Offscreen*
Dib: Huh?
(Show Dib turn and look where Zim was pointing) I don't see anything…
(Show Zim throw a rock at Dib's Head)
Dib:AH, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Zim:*Grunts*, HE'S FIGURED OUT MY PLAN, RUN GIR, RUUUUUUN!
(Show A Random Fire Hydrant get up and start running away with Zim only to reveal it to be Gir)
Gir and Zim:AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!
Dib: Well that was weird…
(Show a bigger rock then fly at Dib's head from offscreen)
Dib: OW!
Zim: SILENCE! (In the distance)
(Flashback End)
Tallest Red: Look Zim, we'd "Love" to hear more of this but we have important matters to attend to.
Tallest Purple: Yeah, Yeah really important. *With a mouth full of donuts*
Zim: BUT MY TALLEST!
Tallest Red: Goodbye, Zim. (Stern)
(Show Tallest Red cut the connection)
(Show the screen turn off)
(Cut to Tallest Red and Purple aboard the massive)
Tallest Red: Now where were we?
Tallest Purple: Oh yea…
Tallest Purple: I BET I CAN FIT MORE DONUTS IN MY MOUTH THEN YOU!
(Show both Red and purple now stuffing like a million donuts into their mouths simultaneously)
(Cut to the Living Room where Gir is watching the tv)
(Show Zim walk into it from the kitchen)
Zim: Where's the Dib? (Casually)
Gir: Ate Him.
Zim: Good, good. (Casually)
(Show Zim sit on the couch next to Gir)
Zim: Whatcha' watchin'?
Gir: Angry Monkey.
(Cut to the Angry Monkey on the Tv)
(Show Zim Flinch and scaredly grunt)
(Cut to it ending and showing a commercial)
Zim: *Sighs In Relief*
(Show a peaceful looking town on screen)
Tv: Auhh Tremorton, the perfect place for tourists.
Zim: Who would name a town "Tremorton"?
Gir: SHH!
Tv: Conveniently bordered by Middleton, Endsville, Townsville, and Clamburg.
Zim: *Confused Grunt*
Tv: Home to the latest most state of the art technology.
(As the Disembodied Tv Announcer says this we see multiple Tremorton Houses and Futuristic Cars flying by them)
Zim: Pathetic human technology, An Irken infant could do better.
Tv: And Waffles.
(Show Gir Wide eyed as he words echo in his mind in slow motion)
Echo: Waffffles…Wafffflleeesss...Wafffffffleeeeeeeeeessssssss…
Zim:Oh-
(Show Gir then shaking up and down repeatedly wide eyed like a rocket and show him reach out his arm fast and grab the collar of Zim's shirt still wide eyed)
(Show Him then take off into the air fast while He's still wide eyed)
Zim:AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
(Cut to them flying threw the sky fast)
Zim: GIR, I DEMAND YOU PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!
Gir: I'M GONNA MAKE SUMMM WAFFLE KIDZ, AND A WAFFLE WIEF, AND SOME WAFFLE WINDOES FOR MAH WAFFLE HOUSE!
Zim: GIR, STOP THIS, YOU'RE GONNA RUIN THE MISSION!
Gir: MY ONLEH MISSION IZZ TOO GET DOES WAFFLEZZZ!
(Show Gir then loopty loop in the air causing Zim to scream)
(Show Gir Swoop down and nearly touch the street staying near the ground now)
(Show Gir Dodging cars and stuff causing car accidents in the background)
Zim:GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!
Zim: UNHAAAAAAAAND ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!
Gir: (Laughing Maniacally like he usually does)
(Show Gir Swoop back up into the sky)
Zim: GIR, PEOPLE ARE SEEING US, STOP THIS AT ONCE!
Gir: THE ONLEH THING EH WANT TUUU SEH IS A BEEG PLATE O' WAFFLEZZZ!
(Show Gir then Dive into the ground and go into an ocean)
(Show Gir then fly threw the ocean floor and now going towards the Earth's core)
Zim: GIIR, WHAT ARE YOU DOI-, OWWW, OW, OWWW!
(Show Zim repeatedly getting scratched by sharp pieces of rock)
(Show Gir then fly threw the earth core and out the other side of the earth threw the ground
(Show Zim now on fire and wide eyed screaming in pain)
Zim: AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!
(Show Gir now flying into the sky)
(Show Gir then scanning the ground looking red eyed in duty mode)
(Show a first person perspective with a lot of numbers on screen and a red circle scanning everything)
(Show Gir's red eyes turn back to his unusual blue as he derpally smiles)
(Show Gir Swoop down towards the ground and drop Zim causing him to hit the ground)
(Show Zim look up)
Zim: *Large gasp for air while wide eyed*
(Show Gir fly down next to him)
Zim: GIR, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, YOU DRAGGED US AWAY FROM THE BASE, ENDANGERED THE MISSION AND-
Zim: Hey, where are we?
Gir: I don't know! (Derpy)
(Show Zim reach into his pocket and pull out his hair piece and contact lenses)
(Show Zim put them on)
(The camera Pans over to show Tuck and Brad with Brad holding a frisbee in his hand looking confident)
Brad: Alright Tuck, you think you can catch this, I just don't wanna startle you with my major awesome super human level fris-
Tuck: JUST SHUT UP AND THROW THE FRISBEE ALREADY!
(Brad then looks angry as he throws it hardly at Tuck partially out of spite)
(The frisbee is flying towards Tuck as Tuck is looking towards the frisbee while running backwards trying to chase the frisbee but failing to look behind him)
Tuck: I GOT IT, I GOT IT!
(We then hear a loud SMACK as Tuck hits the tree and the frisbee flies right past him)
(Tuck then gets up and watches the Frisbee along with Brad in astonishment as it flies off into the distance and hits some green kid in the face)
?: AGH MY SQUEEDILY SPOOCH! (Faintly)
Brad: HEY GREEN DUDE, COULD YOU TOSS THE FRISBEE BACK TO US?!
(Zim then gets up angry growling and gritting his teeth and readys up a powerful throw as he extends his arm back and then throws it at a lightning fast speed towards Brad and Tuck)
(Brad and Tuck quickly swoop down causing the frisbee to swoop right bast them cutting off the top bits of their hair)
(Just then XJ-9 lands next to them only for the frisbee to hit her in the head causing it to bounce right off of her head and hit Zim in the face at an even faster rate then when he threw it knocking him to the ground)
Zim:AGGH!
Jenny:*Gasp* are you okay?
(Jenny runs over to Zim to help him up only for him to shove her hand off of him)
Zim: Zim requires no help. (Annoyed and still angry as he gets up on his own)
(Brad walk up next to Jenny)
Brad: Hey Jen.
Jenny: Hey Brad.
Brad: Sorry about the frisbee man, It was an honest mistake.
Zim: Consider Yourself lucky, *Zim starts to grip the air* IT'S NOT EVERYDAY ONE ASSAULTS AN INVADER AND LIVES T-
(Zim stops and looks around wide eyed only to see the three staring at him confused)
Zim: Uhhh… I mean...
(Zim then rips some grass off of the ground)
Zim:... GRASS, DELICIOUS GRASS FOR MY HUMAN PIG SMELLY TUMMY, LOOK AT ME I AM NORMAL!
(Zim then shoves a handful of grass into his mouth while then wincing wide eyed with his eyes watering looking at them for approval)
Brad:... Uh huh… *turns to Jenny* So anyway Jen there was this Fair down town recently and I was wondering if… *They get toned out as Zim then starts to walk away*
(Once Zim is out of site of those three he vomits up that disgusting grass pretty violently)
(Zim then looks around to realise that he is in a populated area surrounded by people who are all stopped staring at him weirdly)
(Zim stares wide eyed for a second)
Zim: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT! (Screaming at the top of his lungs)
(Everyone then looks scared and just rushes back to what they were doing before)
Zim:*groan* Humans, I can't wait until We doom this planet Gi-
*Zim then looks around confused*
Zim: Gir?
Zim: GIR?!
(Zim then starts walking around looking for Gir)
Zim: GIR WHERE ARE YOU, COME ON GIR, WE NEED TO GO BACK TO THE BASE NOW!
(Zim rounds a corner only to see a man in a waffle restaurant uniform on the ground shaking scardely looking traumatized as Gir is making snow angles in a pile of waffles)
Gir: YEEEHAW EH'M MAKIN' ME A WAFFLE ANGLE!
Zim: *Sigh* Gir, can we please go back to the base.
Gir: Can't, used up all the fuel.
Zim: WHAT?!
Zim: WHY DIDN'T YOU CHARGE UP BEFORE WE GOT HERE?!
Gir: I am charging up… ON THE POWER OF WAFFLES!
Zim: GIR, I'M NOT GONNA STAY HERE ANY LONGER, THIS WHOLE AREA IS POPULATED BY GREASY DISGUSTING HUMANS!
Gir: but so was the other place!
Zim: Yes but somehow these ones are even more greasy and disgusting then the ones where our base is at.
Gir: I know what'cha mean…
(We then hear Rocket boosters firing up and hear a blast sound only for Zim and Gir to scramble around confused and screaming loudly trying to figure out where that sound came from)
(Gir then bumps Zim to the ground in the panic and then for some reason randomly decides to jump on Zim's head and start pulling on his hair piece)
Zim: HEY, GET OFF ME!
(Zim then gets up shoving Gir off of him)
(Gir then hits the ground)
Gir: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY, AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN-
Zim: SILENCE, WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?!
(Zim then looks up to see that robot girl flying away)
Zim: *Gasp* Gir.
Gir: Wat.
Zim: It's time to relocate.
Gir:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
(Gir then starts to jump on Zim's head repeatedly and then tackles him to the ground while still screaming "YAAAAAAAAY!" causing Zim to scream trying to shove Gir off of him but to no avail)
(The camera slowly pans up as Zim is screaming even louder and Gir is still screaming "YAAAAAAAAAY!")
Zim: GIR, OWWW, GET OFF, AGGGH MY FACE, MY SPINE, MY SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
-TO BE CONTINUED-