Wrote this for my Mommy for mothers day, she loves a good hurt Faceman.
"Awe man my hamburger is raw!" Face whined dropping the soggy burger on the plate. Grabbing the napkin next to the plate he dabbed the sloppy grease from his lips and chin. "And look at the fries, raw." He held it up giving them a wiggle they flopped about grease dripping from them. "Its like they forgot to turn the fryer on."
"I haven't noticed." Hannibal said holding up his perfectly golden crispy made french fry smiling. "Told you not to flirt with the girl, this is family owned and I saw the way her father looked at you when you asked for her number." He smiled taking a bite of his also perfectly cooked hamburger.
"Can I have half of yours?" Face begged trying his best to give his father figure his puppy dog eyes.
Hannibal shook his head taking another bite and smiling. "Maybe you'll think before you do next time Face." Taking another bite he moaned at the delicious burger making Face frown.
"You can have half of mine Faceman! Sharing is caring." Murdock said sticking his hand inside his salad bowl grabbing a handful of salad. "Where do you want me to put this?"
Face shook his head. "Um, I'm good Murdock thank you though." He didn't know how clean Murdock's hands were. And he didn't want salad anyway. "I really wanted a burger."
"Well I got stuck with this since you ordered the last burger they apparently had. Maybe I made the father mad too."
"I would offer you some of mine but I already ate mine." B.A. told him.
"Why is my drink so bubbly?" Face looked down at his coke the bubbles had a blue shine to them and were bigger then they should be. Taking a small sip he knew would be a bad idea, spitting it back in the glass his lips puckered out. "Soap! Come on! It was just harmless flirting!" He yelled looking over at the older man behind the bar who was smirking at him.
The old man's smirk faded as his hand rose stopping at his neck. With his pointer finger out he ran it across his throat with his tongue sticking out.
Face moved his head back disbelieving what he just saw. "He just threatened me."
"Who!? Where?" B.A. said looking around his hands balling to fist. "I'll teach him a lesson."
"Now B.A. we have to play nice. We don't want to make a scene." Hannibal said placing his used napkin in the middle of his plate. "Leave a nice tip Faceman and lets just go."
"A tip? You can't be serious Hannibal. I'm not paying him anything. I'm hungry. Can we go through the drive though somewhere? I'm fading fast."
"I could eat something else. I saw a hotdog cart just down the street." Said Murdock, as he got up. Murdock leaned down and as Face watched, Murdock slipped his filty smelly sock under his plate. He looked up and smiled at Face. "I left him a tip, worthy of his service. I'm ganna be super uncomfy the rest of the day though."
At the hotdog stand Murdock took a bite of his hotdog smiling. "Sure is good. Better than that rabbit food. Oh look at that, a dog hair." He smiled as he tore a small bite off throwing it to the ground. "There ya go Billy. Enjoy your hair food."
Face had just gotten his hotdog when the father came jogging over to the four. "Who the hell put this shit under my dish!" He said when he got closer waving the sock in between Murdock and Face.
"Sir, calm down. None of us would do that." Hannibal said giving a disapproving look to the two he figured was at fault.
"You had the salad right?" The man asked getting a nod from Murdock. "Well fuck you sock face." He said throwing a punch hitting Murdock right in the side of his face causing him to fall to the ground. "And you!" He said grabbing Face by his shirt as he pulled his arm back and swinging with all his might hitting Faceman right in the jaw.
Face went limp as soon as he was hit, causing the man to drop the rag doll hitting the back of his head on the concert sidewalk with a sickening pop.
"Sucker!" B.A. yelled jerking the man back hard by the back of his jacket. "You ganna pay for dat!" B.A's big meat fist came flying at the mans face connecting to the mans eye, the rings on his big fist causing the mans eye brow to split causing blood to flow down his face. B.A swung again hitting the mans jaw putting him out for the count.
"Facey?" Murdock asked his friend blood leaking down his chin as he gave him a shake. "Come on Face, time to wake and shine bright."
Hannibal got to his knees next to Face his fatherly instincts kicking in high gear. "Face?" Hannibal tapped the side of the mans face hoping to get a response. "I need a towel or something." He said seeing the small pool of blood growing around Faceman's head.
"Facey? Are you in there?" Murdock asked holding his hand worry setting in the bottom of his stomach. "Come back to us Face. No time for a nap." Murdock's heart started to hurt, the guilt eating away at him faster then chicken pox. Because of him Faceman was laying on the cold pavement bleeding from a head wound. All because of him. It should be him laying there not his best buddy.
A older woman with graying hair and a rolling pin came running out. She came up, screaming and swinging the rolling pin. "You will pay for hurting him. She swung at BA who backed away, and Hannibal, was still on his knees looked up.
"You had better take him and leave, or he will go to jail for assault, and could be murder. Your husband is crazy." B.A. gave her a growl.
"Move it sister, or I may have to hit him again since I can't hit a woman, no matter how they act." She turned away, as BA dragged the man down the street and up to the doorway of the restaurant. Then turned and returned to his friends. "What do we do?"
Hope you all enjoyed. More will come so please leave a review if yall want more.