Love blossoms in the hidden leaf

by cbuw

Naruto can't stop thinking of Hinata, and is oblivious to her feelings. What will happen when Naruto finds out about her feelings? One-shot story. Disclaimer: This is obviously a joke and I used plot generator to come up with this work of art

If it isn't obvious i don't own Naruto or any of its characters

Naruto Uzumaki was thinking about Hinata Hyuga again. Hinata was gay as fuck and illiterate with legally blind dick that makes her look like she eats cinder blocks.

Naruto walked over to the window and reflected on his lonely surroundings. He had always hated the horny dead fucking trees in the Hidden Leaf with its damp, dark dick-shaped river. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel depressed.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a gay as fuck figure of Hinata Hyuga.

Naruto gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an annoying, bitchy, bleach drinker with a dropped on their head as a child look and dumb as shit dick . His friends saw him as a dumbass, ordinary but looking like one of Orochimaru's failed lab experiments. Once, he had even helped your mom cross the road.

But not even an annoying person who had once helped your mom cross the road, was prepared for what Hinata had in store today.

The cummed teased like pooping dumbass stupid ass dumb as fuck rock, making Naruto horny. Naruto grabbed a worthless bowl of ramen that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Naruto stepped outside and Hinata came closer, he could see the gorgeous smile on her face.

Hinata gazed with the affection of 3742 flipping witch deadly duck. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want your dick."

Naruto looked back, even more horny and still fingering the worthless bowl of ramen. "Hinata, go make me ramen," he replied.

They looked at each other with epic feelings, infatuated with the great gay ass cow in front of them. They were at the Third Hoekage's funeral, which had k-pop music playing in the background and two jonin ninja shitted to the beat.

Suddenly, Hinata lunged forward and tried to punch Naruto in the face. Quickly, Naruto grabbed the worthless bowl of ramen and brought it down on Hinata's skull.

Hinata's legally blind dick trembled, making it look like she eats cinder blocks even more. She looked racist, her emotions raw like a weary, wonderful women.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Hinata Hyuga was dead.

Naruto Uzumaki went back inside and made himself a nice drink of bleach.

THE END