It was day of oridnariness, Shoboat D. Everyday was just a kid who wanted to have fun, but in order to duel he had to get the job done. What job? Don't know, story doesn't say nor does it pay.
In order to pay the bills, he would need the skills. But whose to say what skills he would need and where he'd get them? Good thing I get to say, because I'm the author.
I'm starting over. Shoebu D. Lastname was trying his best to hear the narrator speaking, when someone broke the fourth wall, where bad comics burn. Fortunately, someone broke wind and all because I lost track of the story.
Let's try this a third time, shall we? Shobu D. Whogivesashit was doing generic, bland, milk-toast, protagonist bullshit, when I decided to write something more enticing.
"Man, I sure do hate not having the plot progress" Shrugged Shobu insert name here. I would, but I can't think of any.
But before we continue this enthralling narrative, I have to inform you of something of the utmost importance.
Seto Keber, duelist of kingdoms, was carefully looking over my proverbial shoulder as I type this and insisted that the story be about him. So it is.
"Ha, take that, loser! How can yo win duel when yo can't evan keep story?" Kaiab challenged I, the readers as well as Sho something. Don't worry, we wrote him out, he isn't playing a major role from this point forward so you don't have to remember his name!
So the Kaiba opened up Kaiba Land 2...right next to Kaiba Land 3. Why 3 and then 2? Ask him.
"Ha, and they said I couldn't open a 2nd after the third!" No one but Kaiba knew what this meant, we assume.
When suddenly, Duel Master arrived. He was the master of disaster, and he was having it his way. And, get this, he even knew how to duel! I bet you didn't see that coming.
"Idiot." Said Kaiba, to you, the idiot. "I only challenge Duel Monsters, moron."
"You specking to me?" Asked Duel Master. "Or are you still speaking to the readers?"
Then Duel Master make cluck like chicken and called him out.
"Are you clucking kitten me?" Kabia was upset but he never turn down duel except when he does which was not now, but later. "Play time is not now, now is duel time!" He said playfully.
So they did just that. It was epice battel, the scientists were science analyze the real. It was pretty real. How real? Some speculate that it was shit, REAL shit even. The Dueler was dueling, but Kaiba did harder and hard he did. It was working but when it didn't, then it was.
"I did it again", even though it was first time but Kaiba didn't correct himslef.
Just then, Duel Mastah took out a huge gun and said, "if i can't win duel, no one can win duel." He serious this time, unlike all the other times.
"If you gonna aim gun, fire away, as in, away, from me." So then Duel Master obliged and shot himself. Don't worry, we censored this scene. He's probably okay, oh wait, no he isn't.
"Im the big man winning again, again!" Kab called up Blue-Eyes White Cab and rode off the loser to loserville where he resides, like the loser he is.
Now, wasn't that awesome? Please let me know, I really don't know. I haven't read it yet, positive reviews only or I quit. I'm sensitive.
The end, question, Mark? Truth.