The Adventures of Durk
By: Slingblade, Four Twenty, MrPresident Once upon a time, in a town far, far away a middle aged Durk was abiding at the local nursing home, as he usually does. When out of nowhere a voluptuous woman walks out of the back room, Durk and her eyes meet. It's like a force of green clashing with a wave of blue. He felt raptured by her marvelous beauty. He feels a slight bulge forming in his genitalia. The marvelous woman slowly approaches him, almost as if time itself slows down a little. The damsel leans in and whispers into his ear, "What a shiny, bald head you have sir." He slowly stammers in a nervous tone, "Oh, oh thanks." A single bullet of sweat drips down the side of his face, landing inside his left eye. He jerks away as his eyes burn with the feeling of salty sweat. She, alarmed, says, 'Oh what is wrong with you?" She looks and notices what looks to be a tear forming in his eye but it is really the drop of sweat slowly falling out. She slowly says to him in a condescending tone, "Are, are you crying?" He says, "No, j-just some sweat, I-I swear." The woman frankly states, "I like big black cock." Durk perks up in attitude and says joyfully, "Me too, kitten."ARC 2
They joyfully arise from their place of seating in the nursing home and skip out the door and get into Durk's newly purchased Tesla Roadster. The beautiful woman pets Durk's steering wheel. Durk says, "So, beautiful, I know we just kind of just met and jumped in my car, but heres my number." Durk slowly and lovingly pulls over, and whips out a tattoo gun out of his back pocket. Durk proceeds to tattoo his number on her forehead. He then asks, "Um, do you have a name or are you an orphan?" She slowly turns and asks, "Are you mentally ill?" He says, "No, I am Sp-pongeBob."
He then continues to pull out into oncoming traffic driving the wrong way, she instantly knows this is true love. She then pets his steering wheel so hard and fast he turns back around the right way. They visit the petting zoo, and find the blackest, most juicy chicken ever. They adopt it, and take it with them. They walk back with the cage full of the humongous cock. He opens the car door and slowly sits down and says to the woman, "Okay, let's be serious, what is your name actually?" She slowly turns to him, almost demonically and yells, "Sharty, I like to farty at the party." As these words leave her mouth, two things happen simultaneously, Durk's bulge in his pants returns and the cock begins to crow a very romantic call. The moment is right, the mood is right, the temperature is right, the length of his newly purchased cock is right...