I've only written one for Eden's Zero story so far, so I've decided to write another. This story is based off that "Who took the cookie from the cookie jar" nursery rhyme, so as a result, it is very childish and filled with OOC-ness. But trust me, this just a song, it's a story.

Anyway, storytime. Laugh and enjoy.


"Someone stole the chocolate-chip cookies," Pino reported.

Happy reacted like an alarm. "What?"

"We have cookies onboard?" Shiki asked. "Since when?"

"Yes, master, and it appears that a thief has stolen them," confirmed Pino.

"We have to find them!" Happy declared. "Was there any evidence?"

"I found none,"

"I'm going to find the cookie thief and save the cookies!"

Pino added. "I will assist you, then,"


Happy walked through the ship's corridors until he found someone to accuse, with Pino behind him. Those people they found happened to be the Rutherford siblings. "Was it you two who stole the cookies?" the cat android accused.

Jinn and Kleene frowned at him with unamused faces for a full minute.

Then Jinn narrowed his eyes. "Why would you think that? We have no use for such childish treats,"

"They're for eating," Pino informed.

Jinn frowned more. "I know. Whatever, we don't have them,"

"Okay then..." Happy stalked away to accuse someone else.


"I've finished four full hours of training. I feel very accomplished," Homura said with satisfaction. She was sweating and panting from her training.

Happy appeared around the corner. He accused again, "Was it you?"

"What are you talking about?"

"The cookies! Someone stole them! Was it you?"

"We have cookies here?"

"Yes, Miss Homura," Pino answered. "They've been stolen,"

"I know that, but it wasn't me. I was training,"

"Training to steal cookies?" Happy pressed.

"No, I was training to get stronger, what else?"

"I'm keeping my eye on you..." Happy stalked away again.


Pino gave up and went to do something else while Happy found another suspect. "Rebecca!"

"Oh, there you are, Happy," greeted Rebecca.

"Did you steal the cookies?"

"What?" Rebecca looked slightly offended. "You know me, Happy! You know I wouldn't do that!"

"Are you sure? You love food!"

"Yes, I do, but I didn't steal them!"

"I'm keeping my eye on you too! Wait nevermind, I've got it! I could ask Witch, she can hear everything! I bet she heard something!" Happy scampered away to find the greenette.


Sorry if you hate cliffhangers. And sorry if you think I suck at writing.

The second chapter will come out tomorrow. See ya!