Frankie sat on his side of the car licking his ice cream. Petey began to lick his ice cream too until he noticed a sprinkle on his ice cream.
"I don't think Dave the ice cream man is making it home tonight." Petey said holding his hair with his hand with a detached look and smile.
"Yeah he's got over time." Frankie said.
"You don't understand." Petey said handing him a gun. "I'm sayin he's not making it home at all." Petey said.
Frankie entered the ice cream shop and the metal detectors went off. Just then the bouncer checked his pockets.
"If he had a gun he would've shot us by now." The bouncer said before getting shot by Frankie.
Petey and Frankie drove to their house. They both sat in silence watching Naruto. They got high and went to a diner the next day.
"I've been thinking." Petey said.
"About what?" Frankie asked curiously.
"Instead of doing drugs, we sell the drugs." Petey said.
"Makes sense." Frankie said.
The two started dealing.
"Here's the money. I gotta sleep over my boys crib so I won't get caught." Louis said.
Petey walked back to Frankie. "Wait a minute." Petey said.
"…Oh god…" Frankie said.
"This fifty dollar bill has a rip on it. I don't think Louis's gonna make it home at all, Frankie." Petey said.
"Yeah he's going to his friend's house." Frankie said.
"You don't understand." Petey handed him a gun. "I'm sayin he's not making it home at all." Petey said.
"This is the ninth gun you've given me this week. What do you do to afford all these guns?" Frankie said.
"Shut up… I gotta work things out." Petey said disappearing into the shadows.
Petey entered his apartment where he saw his fourth wife awaiting him.
"Petey you never come to my family's houses anymore. You don't pay rent. You don't pay child support what's up?" His wife asked.
"Shut up… I gotta work things out." Petey said leaving.
Petey walked to his friend's house.
"I just found out I have cancer." His friend told him.
"Shut up.. I gotta work things out." Petey said leaving once more.
He met up with Frankie.
"Is it done?" Petey asked.
"Yes." Frankie said.
"The thing right?" Petey asked.
"Yeah." Frankie said.
"Nah the other stuff." Petey said.
"Oh that yeah." Frankie said.
"You get that I'm talking about the important shit right?" Petey said.
"Uh I think." Frankie said.
"Ah c'mon Frankie that shit was important!" Petey yelled.
"My bad." Frankie said.
They both got home which was Petey's first wives house.
"Petey can you help me paint the walls? We gotta get that done." His wife said.
"I gotta work things out." Petey said leaving with Frankie.
They got settled in some van playing the beta for Warhammer 40: Darktide.
"I can't believe you kill people in this game." Frankie said.
"Sorry guys I didn't mean to die early." NoobSlayer64 a guy across the world in china said.
"Frankie I don't think Noobslayer64 is making it home tonight." Petey said handing him a gun.
"Yeah yeah, I don't get it he's not making it home at all." Frankie said throwing the gun into a pile of guns.
China
Frankie traveled all the way to china. When he found NoobSlayer64's house he read a note on the door. 'Sorry neighbors we're on a vacation to the U.S' it read. By the time Frankie returned he found a letter on Petey's corpse. 'HAHAHA fuck you American. Fuck you round eye.' It read.
Petey's funeral
"So pete died saving his country. May God bless his soul. And forever bring him peace." Father John said.
"Pete? His name was Petey!" Peteys 3 wives all said in unison.
Just then Petey sat up in his coffin. "Frankie, Father John isn't making it home tonight. At all." Petey said throwing him a gun before his eyes rolled into his sockets and he died for the 2nd time.
The end.