Disclaimer:

The Loud House and all associated characters are owned by Nickelodeon. I make neither profit from this work of fiction nor claims of ownership over the show.

A/N: Regarding the context of this fanfic, I highly recommend watching 'The Loud House' Season Three's (Episode Two-A.) "White Hare" Before reading this submission. Because it was an episode that homages the original concept of The Loud House.

Ever wonder what it's like to grow up in a big family? Huh, what's that? You already know what it's like? Okay then, ever wonder what it's like to grow up in a big family, AND be next door neighbors to an even bigger one? With twenty-five girls all related to each other, AND the same age as you?

Yeah, didn't think so.

Crazy right?

First thing you need to know: Surviving them all can be challenging. Even the little things. Like actually getting to know them! Now, I know what you're probably thinking. 'Lincoln, twenty-five sisters?! there's no way someone could possibly keep track of all of them, it was already hard enough to keep track of all your sisters. Twenty-five more is insane!'

And, you'd be right.

But, don't worry! The man with the plan has got you covered.

I present to you…

Lincoln Loud's Family Survival Guide: Warren Sisters Edition! (Patent Pending.)

Inside you will find my dossiers on their identifying features, and notes about them. Compiled in an easy-to-read-through guide that you can skim through and come back to, should you find yourself overwhelmed and in need of a refresher.

So, without further ado. Let's get into…

The Warren Sisters! (In no particular order.)

Betty (De facto Commander)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a drill sergeant. Aviator Sunglasses. Army green jacket. Badge. Neck whistle. Moss green tank top. Cargo shorts. Combat boots. Riding crop and/or a paintball gun on hand. Belts loud commands.

The self-deployed leader of the Warren Sisters, Betty is enlisted with the mission of overseeing them all and keeping them in line. Disciplined and authoritative, Betty is a decorated veteran of the battlefield that is the Warrens and has the battle scars to prove it. Ever the dedicated commander, Betty soldiers on with her duty no matter the occasion. Even though her authority always gets questioned by her sisters.

Note: It's recommended to follow Betty's orders first and ask questions later, less you earn yourself strict disciplinary action.

Beverly (Den Mother)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a vintage housewife. Yellow dress with a pink trim. White waist apron. Occasionally spouts outdated expressions.

Nurturing and Doting, Beverly is old-fashioned and maternal despite her young age. Nicknamed "Smother Dearest", Beverly is always occupied with housework and/or caring for her sisters. And with twenty-five sisters and their own quirks, her job's practically around-the-clock. To the annoyance of her sisters, as Beverly is notorious for smothering and hovering over them too much.

Note: Although seeming capable in domestic work, it's best to prevent her from doing so... Beverly still has a lot to learn. And also needs to find a new hobby.

Bertha (Gym Buff)

Identifying Features: Dressed for working out. Orange-yellow tank top. Orange gym shorts. Orange Sweatband. Almost always sweating and exercising.

Blunt and Straightforward, Bertha always aims to be at her peak physical condition. Known to unknowingly achieve impressive physical feats, she can easily outperform any athlete in her weight class, no matter their field. Despite this fact, Bertha wants nothing to do with sports or competition. Body improvement is her starting point and her endgame, the rest are just unnecessary distractions, according to her.

Note: Bertha's known to get physical, often unconsciously overdoing it in the process.

Bailey (Athletic Underdog)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a training athlete. Red athletic jacket. White top emblazoned with a red number '1'. Red whistle. White track shorts trimmed with red. Red oversized ball cap with a yellow crest on it.

Extremely driven and competitive, Bailey shoots for the top no matter the odds! Athletic shortcomings and unfavorable track record be damned, Bailey works hard and plays hard, and always plays fair win or lose. Never one to give up, Bailey relentlessly pursues what she's passionate about and will never stop until she gets it. No matter how many tries it takes (to her sisters' annoyance).

Note: Bailey's prone to perceiving anything as a challenge and will often try to outdo her competitor regardless if they're aware of the competition or not.

Bella (Dark Lady)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a Victorian era mourner. "Vacant tomb" black dress with a white collar and trimmed with white frills at the skirt hem. Black Mary Jane shoes. Often stares and doesn't blink.

Morbid and Enigmatic, Bella is the Warren's resident occultist. Considered by herself, and by others, to be emotionless and black hearted. An unchallenged claim as her malevolent presence unnerves people before they can even see her, often repelling people away. An effect that Bella relishes, despite her sisters' annoyance as it also repels most people from them as well.

Note: Strange happenings tend to happen when Bella's near. Though, not in the horrifying way... Whether its intentional or purely coincidental is unconfirmed. Remain calm either way.

Belinda (Hopeless Romantic)

Identifying Features: Dresses like it's Valentine's Day. Pink Dress littered with red hearts. Magenta jacket. Magenta shoes. Heart shaped earrings. And an arrow-pierced-heart headband. Often swoons.

Flirty and passionate, Belinda unashamedly wears her heart on her sleeve (and everywhere else). Claims to be a relationship expert, Belinda readily provides romantic advise, despite having little success with romance herself (something her sisters frequently tease her for). Though, she claims that she hasn't met the right one yet, her standards seem to change every time when asked about a potential partner.

Note: Belinda is known for her strange tendencies. Whether its intentional or purely coincidental is unconfirmed. Remain calm either way.

Blair (Glamour Girl)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a fashionista. Pink ascot. Light blue dress with white frills. Fur lined boots. Pink ascot. Pink sunglasses. Walks like she's on a catwalk.

Flamboyant and Trendy, Blair considers herself, and by others, as the standard of beauty. Despite how shallow her obsession is with her persona, Blair is actually smart and multi-talented, features that often get overshadowed in favor of her looks. Nevertheless, Blair lavishes being in the spotlight. An habit that annoys her sisters as the public attention trickles onto them as well when near her.

Note: Has a strange fascination with the lavender color, for some reason, despite claiming to hate the color when asked.

Bernadette (Queen Bee)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a spoiled princess. Purple dress with white frills. Lavender belt on her waist. Luxurious circlet-like headband. Purple high heels. Megaphone on hand.

Ruthless and Cunning, Bernadette is the self-crowned queen of the Warrens. Power hungry in nature, it's recommended to always be on her good side. Bernadette always aims to have the upper hand in any situation and will often enjoy resorting to underhanded tactics. Resulting in irritation to anyone caught in her shows of power. And confusion as she never reveals her goals to anyone, as she considers it a sign of weakness.

Note: It's best to read between the lines when it comes to Bernadette.

Bippa (Tea-loving Trickster)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a British nanny. Black-striped red shirt. Blue skirt. Bowler cap. Umbrella and/or Tea pot on hand. British Accent.

Clever and Mischievous, Bippa is an Unassuming Troublemaker. Recognized for being refined and posh by most, and notorious for teasing, provoking, and instigating squabbles by those close to her. Bippa never fails to escalate situations among her sisters, despite how many times it has happened in the past. This is due to her subtlety which she expertly uses to her advantage, as she rarely gets caught for the trouble she causes.

Note: It's unknown why Bippa does what she does. She always manages to subtly change the subject when asked.

Beulah (Sheriff)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a cowgirl. Ten-gallon hat. Sheriff Badge. Red-white checkered shirt. Red neck scarf. Blue denim shorts and suspenders. Cowboy boots. Lasso on her person.

A free-spirit and a loose cannon, Beulah is the sheriff of the 'Wild Wild Warrens'. Fast on the draw and faster with her lasso, Beulah is unafraid to get her hands dirty (literally and figuratively) when it comes dealing with her sisters. As she walks her own path and does things differently regardless of what others may think. Which often conflicts with her sisters as her own path lacks manners and refinement.

Note: Very rough-and-tumble, Beulah loves to take risks and often doesn't think things through.

Blanch (Hypochondriac)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a hospital patient. Loose light-yellow dress similar to a hospital gown. Ice pack. Mouth thermometer. Often sniffles and coughs.

Hyper-sensitive and Cautious, Blanch is "Safety-First" personified. Believes she's made of glass; Blanch perceives anything and everything as a health hazard waiting to happen. As a result, she meticulously plans for any risk in any activity and tries to reduce it as much as possible. A habit that gets on her sisters' nerves as her tendencies often takes the fun out of everything.

Note: Despite her aversion to health-related risks, Blanch is surprisingly very capable in first aid.

Brooke (Paranoiac)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a nervous wreck. Dark trench coat. Teal shirt with a U.F.O. printed on it. Dark skirt. Hair and clothes disheveled. Eyes twitching.

Paranoid and Conspiratorial, Brooke is prone to assuming the worst and the wildest outcome of any given situation. Often making her anxious and panicky with her unfounded assumptions. A characteristic that annoys her sisters, as Brooke has a terrible of habit of stumbling into them in compromising situations. And often unintentionally revealing secrets and spouting nonsensical theories.

Note: While prone to misunderstanding and exaggerating, Brooke also has a habit of being right with her theories, albeit rarely. The hard part is finding out which one's true.

Bernice (Lady Luck)

Identifying Features: Dresses in lucky colors. Red shirt. Green skirt. Large-four leaf clover hair pin.

Superstitious and Impressionable, Bernice is happy-go-lucky. Because she believes her good luck charms and rituals will get her through anything. Horror-scopes, Curses, Magic spells, Random Omens, or Blarney the Dinosaur's life lessons - Bernice believes in anything regardless of evidence or logic. A habit that annoys and gets challenged by her sisters.

Note: Bernice is known to go overboard when her luck fails her.

Bodhi (Guru)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a hippie. Flower garland. Tie-dyed yellow dress. Barefoot. Sits in a lotus position.

Spiritual and Alternative, Bodhi is the Warren's sage. Always on a spiritual journey for enlightenment, Bodhi is prone to get strange and questionable epiphanies at random intervals (whether helpful or not is debatable). Nevertheless, having mastered various forms of meditation, Bodhi offers unique insights to any situation, if one looks past the initial confusion. A trait found annoying by her sisters, as she often gives confusing answers to the simplest of questions.

Note: It's unknown whether she herself understands what she's advising to others.

Brenda (Hothead)

Identifying Features: Dresses like she feels. Red Dress with a yellow flower on the center. Frowns. Glares. Crossed arms.

Cynical and Confrontational, Brenda is the Warren's argumentative debater. Unabashed at speaking her mind, Brenda is often found contradicting her sisters' chaos. And often relegated to being the resident 'straight man' as Brenda's opinions are almost always sensible, granted vocalized in a mean fashion. Which fails to convince her sisters, and ironically makes them more stubborn with their own way of dealing with things, just to prove her wrong.

Note: Struggle to express herself with any emotion, other than anger.

Brandy (Doe-eyed Darling)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a ballerina. Pink dress. White tights. Pink striped white socks. Large eyes.

Ditzy and Charming, Brandy is the Warren's sweetheart. Who's wide-eyed and curious nature often makes her easily distracted and accidentally clumsy. A quirk that annoys and gets taken advantage of by her sisters. Despite her naiveite, Brandy genuinely well-meaning and sincerely enjoys her sisters' company, even though they often spend it scolding her for the accidental mishaps she causes.

Note: Keep a close eye on Brandy when she gets close to shiny objects. Her 'habit' kicks in.

Beth (Sleepyhead)

Identifying Features: Dressed for sleep. Baby blue night gown. Baby blue nightcap patterned with yellow stars. Mostly Asleep. Sleep walking. Sleep talking.

Relaxed and Adaptable, Beth is a heavy sleeper. Comatose in the morning, slack in the afternoon, and listless in the evening, Beth has the metabolism of a koala bear. Often getting in the nerves of her sisters, as she's prone to sleeping and slacking off randomly at any time and any given place. Despite being unconscious most of the time, Beth catches on pretty quick and goes with the flow to any situation she wakes up in.

Note: Beth is secretly nocturnal.

Bridget (Techie)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a video-game enthusiast. Gray headphones on neck. Teal-green shirt designed like a video-game console. Gray skirt. Cellphone on hand.

Demure yet nonetheless Expressive, Bridget is the Warren's gadgeteer. A wallflower by nature, Bridget spends most of her time browsing the internet or mastering and speedrunning video games, though mostly on her cellphone. Also known for her probing nature when it comes to technology, Bridget often fiddles with the closest devices to 'upgrade them'. Despite her untalkative nature Bridget is surprisingly very communicative, especially with her body language and text messages.

Note: Prone to be misinterpreted by most, Bridget is usually her sisters' convenient scapegoat.

Beatrice (Brainiac)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a scientist. Lab coat. Green top with a with light blue collar. Light blue skirt. Thick rimmed glasses. Calculator on hand. Often speaks Scientific Jargon.

Logical and occasionally Dispassionate, Beatrice is an ingenious scientist. Proficient in number and figures, Beatrice spends most of her time solving complex equations, and the rest on scientific experimentation. For Beatrice, real life is a test lab and her sisters are her test subjects. Often resulting in her bringing her experiments to life, getting on her sisters' nerves.

Note: Known for pushing the boundaries of her experiments and gets too obsessed over its applications.

Birdie (Bookworm)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a scholar. Burgundy cardigan. White blouse. Burgundy pencil skirt. Reading glasses. Book on hand. Often speaks Shakespearian English.

Academic and occasionally Dramatic, Birdie is a visionary scholar. Well versed in the arts and literature, Birdie spends most of her time studying books from around the world, and the rest on playwright and stage play. For Birdie, real life is an amphitheater and her sisters are her unaware characters. Often resulting in her bringing her artistic vision to life, getting on her sisters' nerves.

Note: Known for replicating her vision as realistically as possible and gets too intense when in character.

Bebe (Clown)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a Pierrot. White cone-shaped hat with black pom-poms. Mime make-up. White ruffled collar. White ruffled shirt with black pom-poms for buttons. Black shorts. Black-striped white leggings. Spouts Puns. Has a puppet on hand.

Fun-loving and (Debatably) Hilarious, Bebe is an aspiring entertainer. Witty with word play, Impeccable Impressions, Superb Slapstick, and Vociferous Ventriloquism. Bebe is quick to joke, and quick to laugh, despite her sisters' lack of amusement. While, an impressive comedian in her own right, Bebe occasionally struggles to assert herself, often resorting to letting her partner take the lead.

Note: Bebe is notorious for her pranks. Though, not in the conventional sense. For some odd reason, her attempts at pranking seldom work and almost always backfires.

* Handy-Quinn (Jester)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a Harlequin. Made of Plush. Black mask. Dressed in red-black motley. Wields a small stick. Talks like an old-timey mobster.

Bebe's right hand. And a very pushy plushy who's very fond of slapstick humor. Snide and sarcastic, she's the punch line to Bebe's set-up.

Bethany (Pencil Pusher)

Identifying Features: Dresses like an office intern. Periwinkle blouse. Blue skirt. Pencil on her ear. Clipboard and Stationery on hand. Occasionally spouts business terms.

Efficient and Uptight, Bethany is an aspiring Yuppie. Schedules and deadlines, Appointments and sticky notes, She's White-collar in nature. Bethany has her whole life planned out and laminated and believes that she only needs to follow it for her goals to become reality. However, her workaholic and inflexible tendencies often conflicts with her sisters' as the smallest mishap throws her schedules out of whack.

Note: Really bad at improvising. Follows her schedule to the letter, often resulting in her forgetting the simplest things.

Barbara (Classical Musician)

Identifying Features: Dresses like an orchestral performer. Lilac headband over long hair. White dress shirt. Purple waist coat. Lilac bowtie. Lilac Skirt. White knee-high socks. Formal in speech. Occasionally spouts classical music terms.

Elegant and Sophisticated, Barbara puts the 'Class' in classical music. Having a good ear for music, Barbara is talented in various instruments and writing compositions. She's also known to be very sensitive and finnicky when it comes to her music pieces. Though her music is often considered to be boring by her sisters, as her symphonies often puts them to sleep.

Note: Though proud in her skill as a musician, Barbara is very reluctant to singing and exploring other musical genres (especially the pop genre) for reasons unknown.

Brie (Gastronome)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a chef. Chef's toque. White chef's coat. Cerulean skirt.

Experimental and Fiery, Brie is the Warren's head chef. A skilled connoisseur, Brie excels in culinary arts and yearns for a challenge. Insulted by the mere thought of "normal meals", Brie goes the extra step and spices up the recipe. Resulting in either five-star meals (Extremely Rare), or "Poison" (Very likely), according to her sisters – who have no choice but to play "Bite the Bullet/Buffet" every meal.

Note: Brie's known to be very proud of her station as a gourmand and her cooking, regardless of other people's opinion.

Bianca (Artist)

Identifying Features: Dresses like a Painter. Purple beret. White smock splattered with paint.

Avant-garde and Critical, Bianca is the Warren's aesthete. Skilled in various art forms, Bianca is always trying to capture each moment in her art pieces. Often provoking the ire of her sisters as her works often depicts and preserves them in an unflattering light. Nevertheless, Bianca is a perfectionist when it comes to her art, even though her 'masterpieces' often goes unappreciated, as it leaves most people scratching their heads in confusion at her style and subject matter.

Note: Very particular about her choices of subject matter and inspiration for her art.

Got all that? No? Don't worry, that's perfectly understandable! Sometimes it's easier to learn on the fly! I certainly did and that's why I started writing this guide. So that we can both be prepared when it gets too much to handle. Because, when it comes to big families, that thing tends to happen a lot!

But like I said, surviving them all can be challenging. But if I learned anything over the years in the Loud House… Is that, with a healthy amount of insanity and a fool-proof plan, you can get through anything!

So, what are you waiting for?

Into the breach!

Special Thanks to:

Rip Hardcore, The World's Leading Expert in Wilderness Survival.

Ace Savvy, The World's Savviest Crime Fighter.

Hunter Spector, Leader of the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters (ARGGH!).

David Steele, Secret Agent. Well-Oiled Fighting Machine.

And Flip, who generously provided Flipees™ while I was writing all of this down (Because he wanted free publicity).

A/N: Same concept. Different application. I just really like this premise: Girls, resembling his sisters and intersecting at Lincoln's age. And how different they turned out due to their environment. It mixes things up, resulting in new relationship dynamics.

Same rationale applies to this story, ladies and gents: To encourage people to write about these characters more. I genuinely believe in their potential for stories! And more interpretations about them in The Loud House community is the endgame.

So, tell me what you think about my character sheet! What do you think about the creative liberties I've taken? Are they distinct enough? Do you find them interesting? Do they spark your imagination? Do you have any advice for me going forward with them? Leave a review!

Regarding my other work 'Welcome to the Warrens',

No, this fic is not connected to it. This latest submission is just a streamlined and light-hearted version for me to write stories that wouldn't have otherwise worked there. While, opening up avenues for other characters to bounce off of them.

And no, I'm not abandoning my first project. I'm taking my time writing 'Welcome to the Warrens'. I'm trying to hit a succinct, and healthy balance of Poignancy, Complexity, and Romance with the characters and the plot. Which is a fun challenge, Because I'm technically writing (more than) twenty-five chapters at the same time and in one story (While also learning to write better).