I just wanted to do again something to have Kennedy unload her wrath on Andrew. Hope this will satisfy you. Follow-up to 'A wandering creep.'

Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.


The Scooby Gang and some of the Potentials had decided to go for a spa retreat as they visited a resort in California, relaxing. Most of them were eating in the restaurant, as they enjoyed the food but Buffy and Satsu wanted some private time.

"So, where is Buffy and Satsu?" Xander asked as he was picking the food from the buffet table on the plate.

"They have decided to eat later and relax." Dawn said.

"Oh." Xander gapped. "As in…"

"Don't… or they'll kill you for teasing them." Willow whispered.


Buffy and Satsu entered the whirlpool room, taking off their robes and entering the water naked as both girls leaned onto the edges of the pool with their backs and relaxed, moaning softly in pleasure.

"It's nice to relax for once in a while, is it?" Buffy asked.

"Yeah. No vampires, no monsters, no brats, no commanding, no whining…"

"…and no creeps…" Buffy said as she felt Satsu's hands on her shoulders, massaging them and then her back as Buffy relaxed, moaning again.

"Is this good?" Satsu asked.

"Yeah…" Buffy said before Satsu went with her hands to Buffy's hips and then gently to her breasts as Buffy giggled. "That's naughty…"

"Well, then… maybe I need a lesson." Satsu teased as Buffy turned.

"I might give you one." Buffy said, gently grabbing Satsu by her neck and pulling the Japanese Slayer towards her as both girls kissed.

Unknowing to them, a snake camera protruded from the keyhole.


"Holy crap… Buffy goes lesbo… that is hot." Andrew said excitedly, snickering.

"Hey, Andrew. What are you doing?" Kennedy asked, noticing Andrew recording something.

"Buffy is making out with a girl." Andrew said, piquing her interest.

"You're kidding." Kennedy said before she noticed who was Buffy kissing. "Satsu?" She asked in shock.

"Pretty hot, is it? Naked Buffy and naked Asian girl at it. How cool is that?" Andrew laughed as Kennedy pulled away, while Andrew continued recording and watched on the monitor Buffy and Satsu making out in the whirlpool, not noticing Kennedy clenching her fists as her eyes narrowed. While she didn't really care about Buffy much, she still had some grudging respect for the blonde Slayer and they were frenemies, more or less, but still, it was surprising for her that Buffy had come out of her shell to try things out with girls and with Satsu, with whom Kennedy was a good friend, but Kennedy didn't really want to hear about Buffy's sex life and listening to Andrew having rather revolting comments about Buffy and Satsu, no matter how hot they might have been, just made her blood boil.

"You know, I once entered their bedroom and ended in bed with them, by accident but it was hot and can you imagine if Buffy and Satsu were licking each other's…" Andrew continued, not noticing Kennedy clenching her fists as the knuckles cracked.


Xander, Willow, Dawn, Faith, Giles, Vi, Chao-Anh, Shannon and other Potentials were eating lunch before they heard loud 'slams', a bone-cracking noise and a loud scream of pain as they all paused.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"What was that?" Xander asked.

They turned to see Andrew being thrown out through the window, with his arm bended, obviously broken before he ran off, while Kennedy climbed out from the window and grabbed a nearby big tree branch, using it as a weapon before she started chasing Andrew.

"HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!" Andrew screamed.

"YOU PERVY DISGUSTING WEASEL! GET BACK HERE! I'LL SHOW YOU OGLING OTHERS!" Kennedy shouted furiously as everyone looked puzzled before laughing hysterically.

"What did that idiot do to her?" Faith asked.

"Who cares? We can't miss that! Come on!" Dawn said, pulling out a camera.


Buffy moaned in pleasure and relaxed as Satsu massaged her shoulders, with both girls relaxing with the warm water soaking into their skin before they heard 'slam' and 'smash' and bone-cracking noises and then a loud scream as Buffy and Satsu looked at each other in confusion.

"I know that scream." Satsu said.

Both her and Buffy then sighed in frustration and rolled their eyes.

"What has that idiot done now?" Buffy asked.

They both got up from the pool, putting on their robes and tying them around their waists before going out.


"Well, for once she's focusing on the right things to do." Faith said as Willow and Dawn and Xander nodded, all of them laughing.

"What's going on?" Buffy asked as she and Satsu approached, wearing robes.

"I think Kennedy doesn't like when that idiot ogles you and Satsu." Xander said as both girls widened their eyes and their blood boiled before they observed Kennedy beating the crap out of Andrew and Dawn recording it, the Scoobies and the Potentials smirking and enjoying the sight.

"You DISGUSTING!" Kennedy shouted as she whacked Andrew in the legs, breaking them as Andrew screamed in pain. "OGLING!" Andrew screamed again as she whacked Andrew's hand, shattering the bones. "LITTLE!" She whacked his other hand as Andrew screamed again. "CREEPY!" Andrew almost vomited as she hit him in the chest, breaking his ribs. "BASTARD!" She whacked Andrew in the stomach, knocking the wind out of him as Andrew coughed out blood. "Ogling my friends? Bragging about it? You think this is funny? I'll show you 'funny.'"

Kennedy kicked Andrew as he rolled over, lying on his stomach and with one last swing, she slammed the branch onto Andrew's back, shattering his spine as Andrew let out a loud moan of pain and started crying.

"I… can't… move…" Andrew said, sobbing, while Kennedy panted out heavily and dropped the branch on Andrew's legs as he moaned again.

Kennedy walked back to the resort as Satsu gratefully kissed her on her cheek as Kennedy smiled.

Buffy, who shifted uneasily, met Kennedy's eyes. "Never thought I'd say this but, thank you, Kennedy." She thought the words would taste sour but… it didn't feel any different from when she would usually say them to someone else.

"I don't like you… but I dislike him more." Kennedy said, glaring at Andrew, both girls having now some grudging respect towards each other at best.

Satsu just kissed Kennedy on the cheek in gratitude, while they heard Andrew weakly moan in pain but no one cared about him.


Kennedy is only lucky she got a bit better in the follow-up comic books, even though some of her snarky attitude remained and she became a good friend with Satsu but it's annoying that Kennedy, while she got better and had some grudging respect towards Buffy, towards the end of Season 8 comic books, was a brat to Buffy, but still had some grudging respect towards her at best. It's sad that they did some character development with Kennedy, only to throw it out of the window and while they did fix her later, too little too late, like with Felicity in Arrow.

Putting Kennedy's own feelings against Buffy aside, she wouldn't be happy with Andrew ogling Satsu. But the comic books show that the writers can be incompetent, since all it took was one critical decision of Buffy, where she had to sacrifice all magic on Earth to save Angel from mind control and the whole world and causing for every Wicca and warlock, Willow especially, to lose magic, and Kennedy regressed back to a brat, when she blamed Willow breaking up with her on Buffy.

And Kennedy gave Andrew the same beatdown Michael Myers did on the bully in Rob Zombie's version of Halloween (But God, that one was an insult to the classic, the first one wasn't that bad on its own but it still paled in comparison to the original from John Carpenter. The second film from Rob was honestly trash.)

Please review and let me know if you have enjoyed this one-shot.

With regards

Bl4ckHunter