Onne day, Toad was talkig a walk in the Musroim Kingdomm when when day, he saw Luigi form across the stret. He wanted to greet the green mustachod man so he fecided to cross the street.
"LUIGI, it's me!" Toad screame like the little bitch he is. "Over ere!"
"Oh, Toad!" Luigi saad. "I'm overe here!"
"I'm comming!" Toad said, running like a stuby cat.
But as he cross the strret, a car came hurdlen toward him! Toad was too focused on beig a gay little bith and ddidn't see the car speeding at him, but Luig did.
"Toad, wait!" Luigi cried.
"Huh!?" Toad
But it too late. Toad turned and saw theca r close by as hit struck him and destroyed his body. Pieces of toad went flying all over the placw, making it rain blood as Wario poked his heas out of the car and laufghed. Wario hated Toad and it was hilarious to him that he fuckdin killed Toad like tat.
"Wahaha, I fuckin did it!" Waori exclaimed.
And no one mounred for Toad, because Toad sucks. Toad it the worst characterd in all of Mario. Toad sucks. Also, Luigi cried and jaked off his average sized cock in sadness, not becuse toad is dead, but because Luigi got horny.
THE END