"You know Weiss, you don't have to cook in my hotel room."

"Oh please Adam, after that thing you did to me last night. It's the least I can do."

"We really should stop."

"We? You are the one who keeps inviting me over."

"After the work day, seeing you fight for Faunus at every level of the SDC..."

…

"I know diversity initiatives turn you on, but if you keep kissing my neck the eggs are going to burn."

"Turn off the stove."

"I'm hungry, besides I'm sore."

"You'd think you'd have adjusted to me."

"You are Bull faunus, there is only so much my human body can accommodate."

"Well we do have a busy day ahead. What's on the itinerary."

"You, my dear Faunus rights consultant are going incognito and interviewing for a manager position."

"So the nice blindfold then."

"How can you read with that?"

"I manage, so what are you up to?"

"I actually have other business here, so I'll join up with you in the afternoon and we can present your findings and work through next steps in the facility."

"I hate that we have to do that together."

"The humans won't take you seriously and the Faunus would never trust me. We have to be a team."

"It's aggravating and inefficient."

"It is, but without somehow conferring our respective influences to each other. What can we do?"

"Murder more?"

"I am just going to say you're joking. Now can you please check your scroll. It's been dinging."

…

"Shit Yang is pregnant, Mercury wants me to be the God Father."

"What, but you cut off the mother's arm."

"Well his only other option would be to ask Roman. You can imagine the jokes the ex-gangster he would make."

"That would be unbearable. I guess Yang has forgiven you. I mean you were part of the wedding party."

"Oh also I am Roman's best man so I will be walking Yang down the aisle."

"So weird that you 3 are best bros."

"Don't forget Neo, the four of us make team RMAN."

"Team Roman seriously?"

"Says a member of team Ruby."

"Point taken. But what about Blake?"

"What about her?"

"You promised to murder everything she loves because she left you."

"I'm not going to hurt Neo's woman."

"That's your reason."

"Have you fought that little rain hater psychopath?"

"I have and I now I follow your logic. Here, breakfast."

…

"You're still not a very good cook."

"Oh you can do better."

"Better than you, spoiled princess."

"Hmph."

"Now if I could wake up to that cute pout every day."

"A-Adam!"

"Oh damn I did just say that out loud."

"You were just talking about how you should stop this."

"Well sue me for growing something other than murder feelings."

"I'll consider it, but how did this happen!"

"Traveling around the world and kicking ass together."

"You tried to murder me!"

"That just speaks to your lack of self preservation instinct."

"You have my company logo branded into your face!"

"You and I have been working together to make sure that never happens to anyone else!"

"Why are we yelling!?"

"Because Ice Princess, I never want to fuck anyone else ever again!"

"What is that? A proposal!"

"Yes!"

…

"Oh my Adam."

"Well Shit."

"It would confer our influences. You with the backing of the SDC CEO, me with the previous White Fang leader."

"We could act more independently if we had a union between us."

"Optically it makes sense."

"Its a good story, and we could do a lot of good."

"So I will marry you, um for equality."

"And really good sex future Mrs Taurus."

"You are 100% taking my last name."

"I can't believe we just agreed to get married."

"And you wanted to end this."