Hey guys its TG! This story includes the Fell, Fellswap, and UnderSwap AU's. This story is rated M rather than Explicit for obvious Fanfiction reasons but do note that this story contains lots of blood gore and of course sexual content. Chapters with sexual content will have a ( * ) at either the beginning or end of the chapter title so do make sure to check if yiu font wish to read it. I will not place any more warnings for anything else here on out so do read at your own risk.thank you

"No don't leave! Who else am I going to bother without you here?"

"Come on Saia, it's not going to be that bad besides I'm only moving to the other side of town."

"I know. But it's going to be so lonely without you here. It was bad enough when Val left but now I got to see you gone to. The house is going to be so empty."

"Then do as I said and put that vacancy ad out."

"But Gill!"

"No butts. If I find out that you didn't have at least one person interested by the end of the week I'm going to do it for you."

"A week? Ain't that kind of cutting it a bit short? I mean do you really want someone to move into your room that badly? *Gasp!* What if they find your secret stash I know you have hidden somewhere there?" Saia asked continuing to block the door not allowing her much taller brother to finish loading the last box of his things into his truck. The dude stood at 6 foot 5 inches while she was only a mere 5 foot 4. He had short cobalt blue dyed hair that stood boldly out against his thick tan skin.

"Well then, I guess you have to find it before they do." He said trying to step around his sister.

"Gill."

"Saia."

"Please?"

"No."

"Mom was right, you were always the stubborn one." Saia stomped her foot, Her own brightly colored blood red hair bouncing from the action.

"Yeah and she also said that you were the bratty one."

"Of course, that's what little sisters are for and since I'm the only one I have to work twice as hard." She tried to get the box from his hands only for him to raise it above her head.

"Remind me again why I have to deal with your bullshit?" He sighed.

"Because you love me. Why else would you?"

"Well Dad for starters. He always wanted us to keep an eye on you after he left. He knew you would never completely grow up and would need us to get you out of trouble."

"Well most of the trouble that I got in was because of you two." She said poking Gill in the chest with her finger.

"No, I was an angel. Valon and you we're the ones always getting into fights with the privates on base."

"They deserved it though, especially Maverick."

"Yeah that piece of shit did deserve that broken nose."

"Oh do you remember that time-" She said trying to distract him further but was cut off.

"Saia." He said sternly.

"Gill."

"Listen, if you want me to give you a niece or nephew then let me put the rest of the boxes in the truck and leave."

"Fine." She relinquished her hold on the door and begrudgingly stepped aside. Her brother quickly ducked through the front door and made his way to the rounded drive way of the house. The lights of his dark green Toyota Tacoma signaling that he had unlocked the car before he got to it.

Dumping the last of his stuff into the car he waved his sister one final good by before hopping into the driver's seat. The roar like growl of the engine made her flinch but she took it and continued to wave her brother off as she watched him round the driveway leaving through the front gate of the ranch.

Saia sighed when her brother was out of sight. It was just her now. Standing alone in front of the two story ranch house which sat in the middle of forty five acres full of large oak and pecan trees. It wasn't that she didn't want to let her brother live his life on his own it was just... she hadn't been alone since she retired from the Army before moving back into the family house.

Sargent Major Saia Gomez.

Hearing that title always made her chest clench. It had been two years since she came back home to be a civilian once again. It was hard as fuck to get used to. Luckily her brothers were there to help. Well mostly Gill. Valon was still active duty so he didn't come home except for when he was on RR.

A tug pulled at her heart. Gill was the only one of their parent's three kids that didn't enlist. She was glad for that. Even though her two twin brothers were both bulky giants Gill was always to soft for his own good. She knew he wouldn't have been able to fight or deal with what she and Valon saw. That's why she took his place in the war.

The war.

A stupid fucking thing it was. Human's against monsters. Well no, that wasn't it but it was the motive. Once the barriers broke all over the world many of the countries refused the monsters that appeared there to actually stay and live there. They even went as far as trying to create another WW2. The segregation and the camps were a literal smack in the face of human kind. Like they hadn't learned their lesson when they stopped the concentration camps the last time. Ugh it pissed her off how stupid humans could be. But you all had won. Albeit the US did have to get help from the monsters as the opposing countries modified itself to easily get rid or "dust" them. Which they didn't have to do, they could have stayed back and watched as humanity fought for them but their queens refused. They gave their monster people permission to enlist as well and soon after the war had been brought to an end in under six years.

/"Quit crying runt."/

The sound of Valon's voice made Saia jump with a squeak. "I'm not crying!" She said turning to the Ring doorbell on her front door. Valon had bought it for her last year and made it his soul purpose to scare the shit out of her with it.

/"Looks like ya fucking crying to me."/

"Fuck off." She shot him the finger before heading inside. Immediately as she closed the door her phone buzzed.

Icky Vicky : better watch that finger before i shove it up ya nose.Saia smiled.Sega: Last time you did that mom beat your ass.Icky Vicky : didn't hear ya complaining tho.Sega : cus i had Gill trying to suffocate me with a towel to stop the bleeding.

Coming up to the wood slab table in the kitchen Saia plucked an orange from the fruit bowl and peeled it waiting for her gruff brother to text her back. By the time she had finished peeling and eating it she still had not received a reply.

Sega: Val?Icky Vicky: what?Sega: what time is it over there?Icky Vicky: 3:45 amSaia turned to look at the clock on the wall. It was 6:40 pm here. She always had to remind herself that he was nine hours ahead of her.Icky Vicky : ya gana go to the bar tonight?Sega : Wasn't really planning on it, why?Icky Vicky : sent ya some shit. tracking says its already there so go pick it up.Sega : *Le gasp!* a gift for me?! :DSega : aw you so sweet.Icky Vicky : don't make me come beat the shit out of ya.Sega : Nah i pooped earlier so ain't noth'en gana come out. :PIcky Vicky : go to the fucking barSega : fiiiiiiiiiine!

Grabbing the peels and scraps she chucked them into the trash before heading upstairs. She needed to shower before she left to the bar.

The bar that Valon was referring to was hers. The Bronze Bullet wasn't a big bar but it was large enough to fit enough of the town's military personnel and then some. She had opened it not to long ago as an escape for all the soldiers and vets that lived in town along with their families. It was a place that both Monsters and humans could come to either have fun or drink their PTSD away. In her view it was a place to escape to.

Her own oasis so to speak.

Once she got out of the shower Saia threw on some fitted jean shorts, a grey tank top, a green button up long sleeve shirt which she left open, and her sandals. Snatching her keys off the deer antler key holder she unlocked and jumped into her red 2016 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited.

The trip over to the Bronze Bullet was about fifteen minutes. It was located at the edge of town near the highway where she knew she would get a good amount of people to stop by for a drink either before or going home from work. Today proved that her location choice was right once again. As she pulled up she noticed more than half the parking lot was filled with cars and trucks she either did or didn't recognize. Stepping into the bar she was greeted with the familiar smell of leather and cigar smoke. Her body relaxed at the smell. Heading over to the actual bar she pulled out a stool and waved Grillby over.

The tall purple fire monster wore a black button up under a violet vest and black dress pants. If Saia knew him well, which she did, she would know that he also wore his usual polished black Oxford shoes.

"What does your pallet want to sample today Saia?" Grillby asked coolly.

"What do you have for a lonely wayward soul?" She asked resting her head on her hand.

Grillby seemed to think for a moment before turning around to pull out a tall glass. She watched as he made her a drink with grape vodka, Crown Royal, and club soda that was then poured into a glass of ice that had the rim dipped with purple sugar. When he was finished he slid the drink to her and waited patiently for her to try it.

Saia took the glass and took a tiny sip just to taste it. She expected it to be overpoweringly sweet but the Crown Royal mellowed it out quite nicely. Giving him a thumbs up she milked her drink happily as she scanned the bar.

There were more monsters here today then humans. Not that she minded. Customers were still customers so long as they paid. That and she wasn't racist. Especially since half of her battalion were monsters to begin with she got used to them being around. Her eyes roamed from one side of the building to the other. Two rabbit monsters drinking with a deer monster and a human. Four, from what she assumed from their rank badges, privates sat at a corner booth laughing up a storm. The local veterans both monster and human accumulating the tables along the wall. A group if military wives took up the center tables. And along the bar some of her usual regulars. Well, all except for one.

Sitting parallel to her on the other end sat a rather tall bulky skeleton monster. He wore a red sweater under a black parka with white fur that lined the hood and... a collar? That was something new. His skull held many sharp teeth including one single gold one. Sharp teeth, that wasn't new. She saw her share of sharp maws every now and again so that didn't bother her. He sat there drinking a bottle of mustard while smoking a cigar that she didn't sell here.

Oh yeah she sells cigars. Mainly the older crowd tend to ask for them but when she gets a bachelors or a baby shower party/crew to come through she makes sure that Grillby offered them to sell. But the one that this skeleton dude was smoking wasn't one of hers. The shape and everything was the same but the smoke that came out wasn't grey. It was red. It curled and rose from the cigar in slow steady streams. She followed the cigar in his boney hand as he brought it up to his mouth. Almost like she was transfixed her eyes moved over to his teeth as he opened his mouth to release a large plume of it completely shrouding him from sight.

The moment he was hidden it was like she was released from some sort of spell. Saia blinked for a moment also noticing that when the smoke faded the monster was no longer there.

What? How could? Where did he go?

"Look'en for me doll face?"

Saia jumped in her seat when she heard a deep low voice purr in her ear from beside her. Snapping her neck to the left she found the skeleton monster sitting in the once empty stool next to her with a cocky smile on his face.

"Nope." Came her quick but soft reply.

"Really? S' seems like ya was stare'en at meh for quite awhile. If ya want ah can give ya a thorough look once we get ta ya place." He breathed out another cloud of smoke to the side so that he wouldn't get it in her face.

Saia's nose scrunched up from the strong smell of cherry that hit her. Well at least he was polite enough to breathe it away from her.

"Sorry bud. Got a lot of things on my mind currently. No room for a bone-zo like yourself." She said taking a sip of the purple drink.

The skeleton gave a slight chuckle at her joke. "Tibia-honest kid ah wont be tak'en much room or time."

"Sounds like a problem rather than a solution there bud." Saia gave him a glance from the side.

She winked at him when she saw his face blush a light shade of red at her statement before turning her attention back to Grillby.

"Hey Grillby, did a package from Valon come today?"

Grillby looked up at her from the glass he was cleaning before placing it down to look under the bar top. Taking a step to the side he bent down and picked up a medium package and brought it over to her.

"Thank you~." She sang.

"Kuwait, huh? That's pretty far 'way doll face." The skeleton stated.

"Yup."

"This Valon dude ya boyfriend?"

"And that would concern you how?" She asked pulling out her keys to cut the tape on the box.

"Just see'en if ya was will'en ta throw meh ah bone. He's far away 'nyways. What harm could one night do?"

The whole bar seemed to grow quiet as they listened to the conversation. There was many unspoken rules that many of those in the military followed. One of those being never to cheat on your significant other while they were deployed or stationed somewhere else. It was a taboo that shouldn't be done. And even though everyone else knew she was single except for this skeleton they still wanted to hear her answer, especially the group of military wives that had stopped their squawking to stare at her intently.

Her smile she had from opening the box faltered slightly but only for a second. Turning in her seat she gave him the sweetest smile she could. "Mm. Before I answer that what's your name sugar skull?"

The skeleton's own ever present smile sharpened. He leaned forward almost shrouding her with his large form. "Names Red, doll face."

His voice was smooth and seductive and if Saia wasn't pissed at the moment she would have shivered in delight at it.

"Red." She let the name softly roll off of her tongue.

This obviously made the skeleton happy as he let out another purr while his hand went to grope her left thigh. It didn't stay there long.

In less then a second Red's world went sideways as his face was roughly slammed and held on the smooth wood of the bar top while the hand on her leg was twisted and held against his back.

Saia smirked cruelly before leaning down to snarl into where Red's ear would be. "I don't know where the fuck you're from Red, but around here when a woman says she is taken it means exactly what she said and it would be a cold day in hell when she would even glance at a sleaze ball like yourself. Now since this is my bar and you take me for a slut that would even dare to go behind my partner's back I have every right to toss your boney ass out of here. But since I am kind and know you have no brain in that hollow skull of yours I'll let you stay, but know this. No woman here is going to sleep with you after what you said. You see," She explained letting go of him with a shove.

Red straightened himself with an angry growl and looked like he was about to slap Saia until he saw all the males in the room, including monster, stand ready to defend the red head woman if he did strike her.

", we are just as loyal to them as these guys are to me. So the choice is yours. Be a good little boy and enjoy another drink or leave."

Saia and everyone else in the bar waited for Red to make his decision as he took in the situation around him. After a moment of glancing around with those red eye lights of his he tsk'ed and teleported away to his previous spot at the bar. The woman there around him either paid and left or moved to another area while the guys stayed put incase he was going to cause another ruckus. Thankfully he didn't and just angrily smoked his cigar and chugged the bottle of mustard he had left there. A dusting of red spread over his nose and cheeks.

"Ya ok there girly?" Helen, a veteran's wife and Saia's old teacher, asked taking the seat where Red once was.

"Peachy." She said sending a glare over to Red who only glared back.

"Oh your brother sent you another box! You don't mind me being nosey and see what your trouble maker of a sibling sent you this time, right?" She asked trying to bring her attention so something she knew would make Saia feel better.

"Not at all." Saia said pulling the box closer and opened it. "I'm actually curious as to what he got me too."

The two peeked inside the box and went to town at what was inside. There was snacks, a small rug, a shot glass with Kuwait labelled on it which was given to Grillby to place on the shelf above the liquor display where the rest of her shot glass collection was, a hoody that Saia placed on, and a group photo of her brother and his current squad in front of what looked like an important building. The two woman chirped away at all the things inside at how pretty all the things were and how good her brother and his men looked in the picture. Then the concentration turned into reminiscing about the old days. Soon though it was already time for last call as the bar was already starting to get ready to close.

Saia placed all the things back inside of her box, except for the snack wrappers that she had shared with Mrs. Helen. The older woman had bid her a good night a few minutes ago right after the last call and left with her already staggering husband.

"You going to be ok locking up by yourself Grills?" Saia asked folding the flaps of the box so nothing would fall out.

"I'll be fine. You though, make sure you keep an eye out for any deer on the road on your way back. Its already getting that time of year where they start moving around more." The fire monster explained a hint of worry for his young boss interlaced his words.

"I know. I'll drive slow, m'kay?" She smiled sweetly at the fire monster before she stood and left taking the box with her.

Saia happily skipped over to her Jeep to place her things in and then herself inside. Turning on the vehicle she missed the pair of crimson eyes that stared at her from the parking lot as she pulled out and made her way back home.

It was 6 am the next day and for some god fucking awful reason someone had decided to wake her up by blowing up her phone.

How fucking lovely.

In a pile of thick fluffy king sized comforters a hand snaked out to smack angrily about in search for the screeching device. Once found the hand snatched it and like a spring dragged it quickly back into the pile at lightning like speed.

"Hello?" Saia answered groggy only to toss the phone away when a blaring voice assaulted her ears.

"HELLO! WE HAVE SEEN YOUR ADVERTISEMENT FOR YOUR ROOM VACANCY AND HAVE GIVEN YOU THE PRIVILEGE TO SHOW US AROUND THIS MORNING. IF WE SEE THAT THE ACCOMMODATIONS ARE UP TO OUR STANDARDS AND ARE ADEQUATE ENOUGH TO HOUSE THE TERIBBLE MILORD AND SIBLINGS THEN WE WILL ACCEPT THE HOUSING CONTRACT. PREPARE YOURSELF, WE WILL BE AT THE GIVEN ADDRESS AT EXACTLY 10 AM!"

Saia squinted out of the pile of blankets at the phone. How did they know about the rooms for rent when she hadn't placed the ad yet? Saia's mind boggled over the possibilities until she remembered her brother's words yesterday... God damn it Gill! When the offending voice hung up she snatched her phone back and proceeded to dial her brother.

"What's up, dump truck?" Gill answered sleepily.

"You placed the ad! Gill what happened to giving me a week!?"

"Well, seeing as you are calling me about it I assume you already got your first inquiry and besides I am able to change my mind."

"Gill I wasn't ready yet to have people come look at the house yet." She whined.

"Oh please, If I didn't do it you wouldn't have done it at all. You would have moped about the house eating junk food and day drink in your underwear."

"Correction I was planning on day drinking without underwear." She joked.

"Exactly my point. Get your ass out of your rat's nest and clean. You don't even have to accept their application just let them look at the house, give them a tour or something, I don't fucking know but so long as you put the effort to have someone come and look." The sound of a microwave door closing could be heard on the phone along with the beeping of the buttons being pressed.

"So I only have to show them around and then kick them out when they're done right?"

"I would hope not but whatever."

Saia sighed. "Alright I'll drag them around for a bit, are you happy."

"Fuck'en ecstatic." Gill said through a mouth full of whatever he was eating and sarcasm. "M'kay I gata eat this then take a shit. Unless ya wana hear me blast ass then I suggest getting to cleaning."

"Mmn... nah. I'd rather blast my own."

"Kay. Bye bitch."

"Love you to."

Saia sighed again when she hung up the phone and wiggled her way out of said rat's nest of a bed. Her room was the biggest one in the house. It used to be their parent's but once they had both passed she couldn't let her brothers steal it and trash it like they had done with their own rooms.

All the furniture, except for the bed, was her parents. Rustic western. On the wall that had the door at the end was the dresser. It was a heavy dark oak with a lighted mirror that sat behind it. Next to it following the wall all the way to the door sat a dark brown bookshelf. It had six levels. The top and bottom two shelves of course held books but the middle two had pictures and nick knacks that her mother had collected over time. To the right of the door, maybe 6 feet, was the door to her bathroom then next to that was her father's corner desk that he had bought from the Amish. It was really professional looking and was her go to spot when she was feeling like reminiscing. Parallel to the door was a window wall. the see through glass reached from the ceiling all the way to the floor. Right now it was shuttered since Saia likes to sleep in complete darkness. Then lastly on the wall parallel to the desk and bathroom was her queen size bed with a night stand on either side and her mother's red velvet Victorian styled chaise lounge chair that sat at the foot of the bed. Covering the hard wood floor protecting them from the feet of the lounge chair and bed was a large rug made of many different fur covered cow hides. The colors ranged from dark to light browns, white, cream and even black. It was still soft from her mothers diligent care and bantering of no shoes on the rug.

The other seven rooms in the house were more or less the same set up but slightly smaller. Each one had their own full bathroom so it was perfect to rent out. No one would have to share and there would be no bickering over shower or restroom schedules. Honestly if you think about it she could run her own bed and breakfast but lucky for her she was to lazy to bother playing hostess on a daily basis. So it was just easier and better for her to just simply rent out the rooms.

After washing up to force her body to loosen and relax she braided her hair, threw on something simple, and padded her bare feet downstairs.

The house didn't need much cleaning. Hex had been doing a good job as a house keeper. She had hired the disabled coyote monster after her brother brought him to her asking if she could hire him as both the grounds keeper and house keeper. At first she didn't know how he could work for her without the use of his arms until he used his magic to form the rest of them where they had been amputated. He was a real quiet monster but as time passed she learned that he was just a shy thing and soon opened up to her like a slowly blooming flower. That and if you complimented him on his gardening he was sure to verbally throw all his plant knowledge at you, after he made sure you weren't a threat to him or his plants.

Walking into the kitchen Saia turned on the lights before she turned on the coffee maker. Letting the pot fill with heaven's beautiful nectar she pulled out a pan from one of the bottom cabinets and placed it on the stove to make pancakes.

"Alexa!" She called to the screened device on the five foot long reclaimed wood buffet cabinet that sat under the window to the kitchen. "Play Nightcall radio on Pandora."

Not long after she gave her command the speakers that were placed around the house began to play Woken Furies by Gunship.

Saia happily danced around the kitchen as she cooked. The music giving her energy along with the smell of her growing stack of banana pancakes. Her smile grew when she finished cooking. She placed the used dishes and her coffee cup into the sink where she had filled it with hot water and soap so they could soak while she ate. Skipping over to the fridge she pulled out the last of what was left of the orange juice. Which wasn't right because she had just bought it the other day. Either Gill, Hex, or both had drank nearly all of it.

Sighing she placed the light gallon sized jug onto the counter.

"Alexa." The music stopped. "Add orange juice to shopping list."

The small device happily agreed before asking if there was anything else she would like to add. After telling it no the device gave her the 'ok' and resumed playing music.

This time Sunset by Midnight came on which Saia happily hummed and sang the parts she knew as she poured the last of the juice into a cup. Placing the cup on the table she grabbed her jar of peanut butter, maple syrup, a fork and a butter knife before plopping herself down to scarf down as many of the fluffy hot cakes as she could.

Saia moaned when the first bite touched her tongue. Her mother always knew what worked together in the kitchen and her banana pancakes were her proof of it. If she had her pecan trees dropping right now she would have sprinkled a bit of the crushed nuts into the batter but unfortunately they were to green or not producing as quickly as they usually did during this time of year. It was ok though. Her mother said it wasn't necessary unless you wanted texture. Thankfully though the peanut butter she had was chunky which meant it had those tiny pieces of peanuts in it so it worked out ok.

With a full belly and a happy look on her face Saia asked Alexa for the time. She nearly choked on her juice when she heard the feminine voice say it was already 8:50 am. SHIT!

Scrambling to her feet she tried to wash her dishes and put the remaining hot cakes away in the fridge before she went to clean the house. Although Hex kept it clean she wanted to make sure it was sparkling. I mean what kind of landlady/realtor would she be if she didn't keep her house at least 99% clean?

At around 9:40am the house radiated in a clean glow and smelled like a pine forest not only from the floor cleaner but the candle she had lit as well. And lucky for her right as she placed the mop and bucket away, after the floor dried, there was a nock on the door.

"Alexa please turn off music." Saia commanded/asked the device as she walked up to the door. The moment it turned off and she had opened the door she was blasted with a happily loud voice.

"HELLO HUMAN MAIDEN!"

Ho boi. She thought as she stared up at the three tall skeletons before her.