The Loud House: No Such Luck Alternate Ending

by Haileykitty69

Here's a much better ending to that poop episode. beep bop boop skdoo boop! skeeeeeeeeeeedoo beep bop boop be dop lop bap bop! read it, boi! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! APRIL FOOLS!

"I'm not bad luck!" Lincoln said in a megaphone, he was done with sleeping outside and eating acorns to survive.

Lynn ran outside and falcon punched him.

"you bad luck, Lincoln!" Lynn said in a goofy voice. "what the fork, Lynn?! he ain't bad luck you son of a witch!" Leni shouted in a low pitched voice. "AY! LENI! YOU MADE ME WHIZZ MY SHORTS!" Lynn screamed as she just wet herself from Leni yelling at her. "ya ned dipers" Lilly said while Lynn does a backflip while getting in the house to change her pants. "you suck Lola!" a Goomba shouted and ended up getting squashed by Mario because he ate Mario's cake that Peach only made for him. "thanks for killing that clod for calling me that!" Lola shouts as she punches Lana for just putting mud in her dress, she punched her so hard, Lana was punched through the wall, breaking it. "YOU SCUMBAG!" Lana yelled as she grabbed a paint bazooka and shot Lola so hard, she turned to an rainbow color.

"get in Linc, you no longer bad luck, just put this on." Lori said as she gives Lincoln a squirrel maid outfit. "what?!" Lincoln yelled in a demonic voice. "put on the maid outfit!" Lori yells in an even more demonic voice. Then Lori gets hit by a car that looks like a boat but she didn't die, SpongeBob was trying to get his boating license, but a banana peal made him run Lori over, then Mrs. Puff got inflated by that car crash and she snapped like a twig. "SPONGEBOB, YOU FAILED THE FUNKING TEST FOR THE LAST TIME! I'M CALLING DA POLICE!!!" Mrs. Puff yelled as she grabbed a phone that's really giant and dials nine, one, one, shouting lots of profanities into the phone and ended up getting arrested for not having the N word pass, the pass to saying Nutcracker idiot, she was sentence to getting bopped by Boog from FBACC and SpongeBob got off scotfree because the justice system in Bikini Bottom is absolutely terrible...AND THEN SANS THE SKELTON JUMPED OUT THE CLOSET AND SAID "WANNA HAVE BAD TOM?!" AND YEETS LYNN OUT THE WINDOW, BUT NOT KILLING HER, JUST PUTTING HER IN A BODY CAST!

"sorry Lincolno" Lynn said in an Italian voice while she was in bed. "YOU'RE NOT MARIO!!!!" Lincoln shouted as he started shooting Lynn with a water gun filled with his spit. "SPIT ON HIM!" Knuckles shouted and got falcon punched by Lilly. "DAT MEME DED YERS EGOOOS!" Then she did a somersault to the icecream truck and got a giant Sundae and ate the whole thing and got a perfect good night sleep. Then Seymour Skinner ran up and hits the pedo bear with a guitar, breaking it all over the Bear's head, killing the bear instantly. "DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!" Seymour shouted then ran off.

THE FREAKING EEEEEEEEAAAAAANNNND!!!!