It was a lovely day in Hyrule, the air smelled fresh and the temperature was just right enough to go out and be in the sunshine without having any issues with winter cold or summer hot heat. In fact, I decided to go hang around in the Hylian countryside with my lovely gal pal Princess Zelda of Hyrule.

A long time had passed since the defeat of the Demon King Calamity Ganon and we had yet to fully rebuild the devastated land of Hyrule and return it to its former glory as the work would be tough.

Of course, when it came to our relationship, me and Zelda did not want Link, the Hero of Hyrule, to be in the area whenever Zelda and I were doing our boyfriend-girlfriend thing. The reason?

We were concerned that Link would freak out, get jealous or, worse, try to somehow get rid of me. I already had enough to worry about and the last thing we needed was Link being a stupid idiot and doing something rash that would end with all of us getting hurt or something I didn't know what could happen.

Zelda and I were busy minding our own business today, enjoying the fresh daytime air, hanging out under trees, taking the breeze in and doing whatever we wanted to do.

I was wearing my super battle armor just in case some dangerous bad guy came along and tried to hurt us, I did have my own version of the Master Sword with me. In case you don't know by now, I'm from another dimension and I've been living in Hyrule FOR YEARS!

Yeah, I'm basically an immortal half-teen, half adult.

I'm physically 18 ½ and I'm slooooowly physically aging to a 19 and a 20 year old. But how long have I been alive for? Twenty thousand years, give or take. But I still look great and I can hang out with all the girls in the universe I wanna be with. How old is Zelda you ask? She's basically a teen, 19 years old. Link?

17½! The princess and I were just walking through a nice grassy field, being cautious as we were concerned about the possibility that monsters were in the area. We did our best to stay alert for certain foes like Hynoxes and Lynels or Guardian Robots, even after Calamity Ganon's defeat those robots were still a little corrupt and dangerous.

Even the Yiga Tribe was a big problem as they wanted our heads since we basically beat their chief Konga along with their great honored deity known as Ganon.

But thankfully, we hadn't encountered any bad guys. Just a nice day, nice folks and some alone time. "The grass is lovely, isn't it?" Zelda asked, breaking the silence that had existed between us for a while since we'd set out on this nice little date.

Yes, we were dating.

Her voice was that of a hot British chick and, believe me, I did love Britain and all kinds of Englander accents in general. "Yeah, I love small green grass." I replied, "I do dislike super tall grass since you may never know that something freaky might be hiding among the grass."

Zelda laughed, "What freaky things. Green Lizalfos? Super Yiga? Small Guardian Robot that can burn our feet?"

I freaked, "No no no NO NO NO! Do not bring that up, Zel. No no no! Don't start, don't start." Zelda held my hand, "Nothing to worry about, I was pulling your leg. I know how much you do not like Ganon's minions. I know about the dangers still lurking in the world after defeating the Calamity Demon King. Oh, look at that. How adorable! A Hylian Mut Flower"

Zelda had spotted a bright brown and blue flower on the ground in front of us. I turned away when she knelt down to pick it up 'cause I didn't want to look at her large butt as she was wearing tight black pants along with that long-sleeved blue and white outfit.

"Mr. CrazyGamerHistorian?" Zelda had picked up the flower and was looking at me with concern as I had closed my eyes in a way that made it look as though I was grossed out. "Are you alright."

I looked into the princess' eyes and replied, "I'm fine. Its just that I don't wanna be a perv and stare at your, uh, big boot. Even though I kinda like hot chicks with big bums."

Zelda held my hands, "Sweetie, nothing to be sorry or ashamed about. You don't have to be frightened of staring at something like my behind, just don't pay much attention. You saw me wear a t-string bikini swimsuit the other day when we went down to the lake for a swim."

"Y-you're right." I nodded, "Sorry, your highness. Er I mean, Zelda. Um, you wanna sit beneath a tree and have a little sesh?" Zelda was giggling, "Oh sure, why not. I hope you're speaking of a make out session and not a saxon session where we're nodele and going to town on each other and you fill me. But first, let's find a tree. Here's my little gift to you, my flower."

She gave me the flower she'd removed from the ground and I put it in my backpack as we kept walking through the grassy field, looking around for big trees to chill and play beneath with. The search took a few minutes because we definitely found a big ten feet tall tree with brown leaves, it was a very nice tree indeed and I had never sat beneath a tree with a girl kissing before.

"James and Zelda, sittin' beneath a tree." Zelda giggled, "K-i-s-s-i-n-g!"

I grinned, "Race ya to the tree, princess."

"You're on."

I took off running like heck towards the tree, but Zelda was faster and she passed me by in seconds. I caught up just as she reached the tree, essentially beating me in the race. "Cheater!" I said playfully.

Zelda winked, "You're too slow, boy."

I pounced on her and we started our little session, Zelda grabbed the sides of my head and pulled me in for the biggest kees of my life ever.

I licked her cheek, which made the Hylian chick smile. We turned over so she was atop me like a gal on a horse, I sat up and I kissed Zelda hard on the lips and she kissed back in brighter passion. The air was filled with the sounds of the two of us sharing romance, I was having a very good day and nothing bad had happened.

No Link or dangerous creatures.

The End