AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my wife (ew not in that way) nkozi, stanpemily6969 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! gerard ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

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Hi my name is Axel Fla'me Librator Raven Way and I have spiky flaming red hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I go to school where all the cool kids go to school, NOT! I hate all of them. They dont deserve to have a real punk when most of them woudlnt kno patrick stump if he ate them i nthe ass. Their too scared to wear makeup becuz they got daddies at home, not like me i l got nothing holding me back and today i was wearing a MCR tshit with a torn bottom and a blood red logo that said "MCR" in blood red letters with gerard way screaming on the back and thick black eyeliner that looked like the ashes of the dairy queen i burned down last summer and i had my favorite black punk earrings in. my shirt was covered in safety pins and sometimes they stabbed me and i didnt care becuz i'm the tuffest guy in this school. My jeans were covered in sharpie drawings my nasty punk friends did in the alley behind the dairy queen we burned down of ryuk (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) and band logos for bands these loosers culd never even dream of. I was looking especially good today because i had just been acquitted in the dairy queen arson and i owned these streets.

A bunch of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Punk trash!' they yelled snobbily at me. "homo!"

"Yeah i am a gay and a homo" i said back. "I bet uve never even seen a boy in makeup b4 did you never even leave ur parents basement?"

The boy in front was named saix and he e turned the color of the communist manifesto and ran away crying. Then i heelied away with everybody watching and stuck out my tong and them so they could see the silver spike thru it.

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AN: wowowww so steamz OWO ! o/o \o/

Chapter 2.

I went to my classes and the professor ticked me off so i kicked over a desk.

"You are out of control, i am going to send you to the principal!" she shouteding at me but i didnt care and i kicked more desks until one of the preps grabbed me. "Hands off the goods" i said flirtiyl but he just took me out of the room and said "youre out of line, youre not allowed in this school anymore!"

"if u come with me to the parking lot and makeout oin my car" i said and he turned the color of the community manifesto. "Methingks u doths protect too much" i said flirtier.

"Im not a gay" he siad.

"Oh but i think your into me" i said and kissed him and he kissed me back. our tongs warred for dominance and i took out my tong spike and put it in the pocket of his white prep jeans, he looked so embarassed. We went to the parking lot and got on my car ((its a toyota cami i stole form a junk yard. It was black had huge red flames painted up on it and it had no back doors becuz we blasted them off playing Panic ! At The Disco well we were planning the dairy queen arson. I pulled him into the backseat and we madeout. I took off my rainbow studded belt dat i got from hottopic and put it on his prep jeans.

"Now ur punk like me" i said sexily. "Punk enough to do a dairy queen arson"

"IM A COP AND YOUR GOING TO JAIL" HE SAID BUT I KISSED HIM AND HE KISSED ME BACK

HE NEVER TOOK ME TO JAIL . HE QUIT BEING A COP AND A PREP AND BECAME A GAY PUNK WITH ME INSTEAD AND NOW HES MY BUSAND AND NO DAIRY QUEEN IS SAFE

AN: WHY THE FUCK AM I DOING THIS I HAVE TO GO TO BED

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