"It's unfortunate you were promised a power that was never truly yours," spoke Cinder who kneels down and lifts Pyrrha's chin, staring into her eyes and smiling. "But take comfort in knowing that I will use it in ways you could never have imagined."

Pyrrha pulls away, sitting up and matching Cinder's stare, "Do you believe in destiny?" she questions

"Yes," Cinder answers with a frowns and narrowed eyes. She stands back up and forms an obsidian bow and arrow. She pulls back the arrow, lowering the bow to aim at her weakened opponent. Pyrrha sits with her eyes closed, accepting the fate that awaits her. But before Cinder loosens the arrow, a sword is run through her torso. Cinder stares in shock at the sword that is covered in her own blood. The blade is pulled out as Cinder lifelessly collapses to reveal her killer.

It was Sasuke Uchiha, from Naruto, who saved Pyrrha's life.

"You saved me," Pyrrha breathed, "I don't know who you are, but thank you."

"Don't thank me yet," said Sasuke, whose hand was now being covered in lightning.

"Wha-"

"Chidori!" Sasuke shouts, thrusting his lightning covered hand at Pyrrha. Once it made contact, the Chidori attack shocks Pyrrha until her body blows up and sends guts and body parts all over.

"Too easy," scoffs Sasuke as he hops off of Beacon Tower, leaving behind the corpse of Cinder Fall and the bloodied body pieces of Pyrrha Nikos.

Pyrrha pulls away, sitting up and matching Cinder's stare, "Do you believe in destiny?" she questions

"Yes," Cinder answers with a frowns and narrowed eyes. She stands back up and forms an obsidian bow and arrow. She pulls back the arrow, lowering the bow to aim at her weakened opponent. Pyrrha sits with her eyes closed, accepting the fate that awaits her. But before Cinder loosens the arrow, a pair of hands grab her by the head and twists it which makes a cracking sound. Cinder's now lifeless body collapses to reveal her killer.

Scorpion from Mortal Kombat.

"You saved me," Pyrrha breathed, "I don't know who you are, but-"

"GET OVER HERE!!!" Scorpion shoots out his chained kunai at Pyrrha, piercing her through the torso before pulling her towards Scorpion, who proceeds to rip her head and spine off as blood gushed out. He removes his mask to reveal his flaming skull and breathed fire at Pyrrha's headless body, along with Cinder's corpse, where the flesh on their bodies burn away. Scorpion tosses Pyrrha's head in the fire as he watches it and the skeletons burn away.

Scorpion wins!

Fatality!

Pyrrha sits with her eyes closed, accepting the fate that awaits her. But before Cinder loosens the arrow, a laser suddenly hits her which vaporizes her into a pile of ash.

"Wha," Pyrrha's jaw drops at what just happened.

"Goo goo, gah gah."

"Huh?" Pyrrha looks to see a baby with a red shirt, yellow overalls, and a football shaped head. "Aww, hello there. Where did you come from?"

Suddenly, the baby pulls out a machete and swipes it at Pyrrha. It takes Pyrrha one second to process what just happened before her body collapses in two haves.

"I'm Evil Stewie from Family Guy, in case you bitches were wondering," Evil Stewie broke the forth wall with an evil smirk.

Pyrrha sits with her eyes closed, accepting the fate that awaits her. But before Cinder loosens the arrow some fast blur goes right through Cinder and Pyrrha, reducing the two into bloody street paste. The one responsible?

A-Train from The Boys, who repeatedly says "I can't stop," in panic before running off again, likely turning some other unfortunate soul into street paste.

Before Cinder loosens the arrow, a sword is run through her torso. Cinder stares in shock at the sword that is covered in her own blood. The blade is pulled out as Cinder lifelessly collapses to reveal her killer.

Jaune Arc.

"I did it," he whispers before shouting "I DID IT!"

"Jaune…" Pyrrha says before standing up and walking towards Jaune.

"That's right, Pyrrha, I killed Cinder. Now you won't have to die and we can be together at last," Jaune says with open arms. They embrace in a kiss, and soon get married and live happily ever-

POW

"YOU BASTARD!!!"

Psych!

"Ow! You punched me!" Jaune cries.

"That's what you get for killing my lover!" Pyrrha roars.

"L-lover?!" Jaune exclaims.

"Yes, lover! Do I need to spell it out to you?!" she hisses.

"But she was going to kill you!"

"We were role playing!"

"What kind of role play involves arrows?!"

"I kinda have a thing for pain," Pyrrha mutters with a heavy blush, "but that's besides the point!"

"But I thought you loved me?" Jaune points out.

"I did, until I learned that you have multiple girlfriends that you somehow won over!"

"Oh, y-you found out about that," Jaune stutters.

"I even found out that you even have Salem, your own sisters, and even the mothers of team RWBY in your harem, even Summer Rose who's supposed to be dead but you somehow brought her back with you unbelievably OP god powers that makes everything easy for you like some Marry Sue! I mean seriously, what the absolute FUCK?!" Pyrrha swore.

"I-I can explain about that," Jaune was now sweating bullets.

"Oh yes, do explain this unbelievable harem you have," Pyrrha taps her foot in anger.

"Well… I wanted it to be a surprise?" Jaune gives his best answer.

Which doesn't do good as Pyrrha ends up ripping his skull out and beats him to death with it.

"This doesn't seem physically possible!" Jaune cries is last words before going "Herk, ble-ag" and dying.

"That'll show you!" Pyrrha says to the now dead Jaune, before crying, "But that won't bring my lover back."

"But I'm not dead," Cinder says, which makes Pyrrha gasp.

"CINDY!" Pyrrha cries in joy.

"PYRRY!" Cinder cries in joy.

The two embrace one another and share a big smooch on the lips.

"Oh Cindy baby, I thought you were dead," Pyrrha says through their make-out.

"I was thankful that I had my Aura up, Pyrry baby," Cinder says through the make-out, "Now if only my haters would stop hating me so much."

"Well you did do a lot of bad shit in the show."

"Only because that's how the writers make it go. I swear, I doubt Roman Torchwick would get hated on if he did everything I did."

And don't forget some of the other villains who've done worse than you. Like Sephiroth, he killed Aerith so why does he still have a fan club?!"

"Right?!" Cinder then gets sad, "Sometimes I wish I never even bothered getting on the show, y'know?"

"Aww, do you need a cheering up?" Pyrrha asks in comfort, "perhaps a little 'naughty time' if you know what I mean?"

"But you're covered in Jaune's blood," Cinder points out.

"I could wash it off."

"I never said I was against the blood," Cinder purrs.

"I had a feeling," Pyrrha seductively said before she and Cinder make out.

And then they fucked!

Bonus

This was it, it was just the three of them; Weiss, Jaune, and Penny, all three against Cinder from getting the relics. They had to after losing Ruby, Blake, and Yang. They had to make Cinder pay for all that she had done.

But before anyone could do anything a stampede of velociraptors come out of the portals from Atlas and Mantle. The raptors burry Cinder, Weiss, Jaune, and Penny in the stampede which went through the gateway to Vacuo, reducing the four to skeletons.

The velociraptors also turn more unfortunate souls, Ren, Nora, Emerald, Oscar, Whitley, and Willow, and some Grimm included, into skeletons.

Talon wins!

Fatality!

I said Cinder would be prevented from killing Pyrrha, never said Pyrrha wouldn't be killed.

April Fools!

P.S.

Talon is from an old game called Primal Rage.