So it began like any other overhyped anime; the idiots we're supposed to root for seneslessly beating each other senseless and calling it training. According to the author, this is how friendship do. Get used to it, it's not changing.
Then, all of a sudden, Bakugo was devoured by a rodent the size of a hippo. A red-eyed, fire breathing death hamster from hell. All hope of actual character development and fluff was thrown out the window in favor of exterminating these monsters. Thus, began the war for earth, led by the imbeciles we are forced to call the protagonists; instead of the three or four smart people who never seem to do anything.
"No! They're eating the celery!" Deku screamed.
It was true. The celery didn't stand a chance against the onslaught of murderous intent that were these demonic hamsters. Their hideous, yellow, elongated teeth chewed with the passionate hated of a thousand nightmares. Uraraka could only watch in horror as her garden was thoroughly demolished.
Of course, like it is with these series, the big damn hero who kills everything the actual characters can't handle just showed up and punched them all in the nose. "BAD HAMSTERS!" All Might Screamed.
Sniffling, holding back tears, the hamsters left the earth behind forever. The only sign that they were ever really there was the war-memorial, statue thing they left behind: "So long, and thanks for all the celery." That, and the worst student in 1A aside from Mineta and Iida was gone forever. Actually, they probably killed them too.
So, they lived out the rest of their lives in peace, and the author went on to actually do something funny for april first instead of this rather contrived attempt at humor.
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Y'all know it's april fools, right?