Have you ever sat around watching Saturday mourning cartoons and ever wonder who would win a cage fight between Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse, well that's what the UFFC is here for, the UFFC, a.k.a the Ultimate Fiction Fighting Championship, I know uber original, is a fictional MMA promotion that is the UFC pulling a Fictional Wrestling Multiverse and having fictional and original characters, lock themselves in the octagon, and watch them beat the ever living shit out of each other. But how can something out of nowhere be so rich in history, well that's what we're here for. I'm some guy that got too creative with my free time and was inspired by Tommy from MMA on Point, and here are 10 things to know about the UFFC.

#10) The lore: So picture this, Disney and Warner Brothers see the UFC and it's potential, and make a deal with Art Davie and company to hold a one night tournament before UFC 5 where Bugs won the tourney after making Mickey Mouse tap with a rear naked choke. All while over in Japan. Anime studios have been wondering what characters from some of the super popular shonen animes could win if they fought each other, shoot wrestling style, that saw Goku win. And so a question was asked, who would win in a fight between an alien man with superpowers and a humanoid rabbit? And would you guess the anime man won. I know weird, but hey the UFFC was born as a prelim to the prelims. When Zuffa bought the UFC in 2001 Dana said he would make the UFFC it's own brand, have separate events from the UFC, and said to make things more fair, no going Super Saiyan or other crazy shit like that, mainly cause he didn't want people to think he was running a promotion that was maybe fake, and one that was almost certainly fake. The likes of Goku, although respectful of that decision, would eventually leave the promotion but would still promote them to the popularity that it is now. I mean we have guys who used to fight with magical tops now punching the shit out of each other for the Welterweight title in Gingka Hagane at 261.

#9) UFFC fighter can't fight or challenge UFC fighters: while the only exception would be to bring Khabib out of retirement. We can't have Naruto Uzumaki saying he wants to fight Jon Jones. Some people have wondered who is the better fighter out of Ryuga and Israel Adesanya, both promotions Middleweight Champions, but those will be things we will never know, unless Dana has a change of heart because of Pay Per View sales and all the money.

#8) How to experience: We will be posting everything here on , so stay toned

#7) Expect to see some fighters in multiple divisions: Luscious Marz, Black Star, Corey Riffen, those are just a few names that make up the list of fighters who fight in two different weight classes. And as we will get into a bit more depth later, some of the fighters even have fought in three, and not all class changes being to no avail.

#6) What all we will be posting: There will be weigh-ins, pre and post fight press events and cards (the first being the 260 results, first full card will be 261) so if you have a question for a fighter about their performance for a press event, let us know with a review. Other than that there will be fight histories going over some off the all time great rivalries and fights

#5) Knowing the Fighters: Like all MMA promotions, to get into the sport as a fan you must learn who all fight for said promotion. The champions are of course the biggest names. Like Ed Alba, the buttered toast eating, gravy drinking, monster movie aficionado, undisputed Heavyweight God, he's Undefeated at 27-0 with 25 of those fights having Ed knock people into an alternate dimension of this alternate dimension, those two non ko's was a TKO against Naruto Uzamaki at UFFC 205 which is still a finish, and a fight of the year candidate unanimous decision win over Josh Meredith last August at UFFC 252, as you can tell he has the most finishes in the promotion at 26. Or another terrifying champion, Ryuga who is the current Middleweight Emperor, you get the joke, with a record of 23-1 he has the second most finishes in the companies history with all of his 15 wins in the UFFC has all come by a stoppage of some sort, whether it be submission or a knockout, or current Women's Flyweight and Bantamweight champion Ryuko Matoi, she's the first fighter in UFFC history to hold the belt at two different weight classes at once when she defeated than Bantamweight champion Liz Thomson last October at UFFC 254, she is also undefeated at 14-0 with all off them coming by ko. What about some off the lesser talked about champions, like current Lightweight Champion, Mitchel Zane, who will fight good friend and GVMA teammate Shawn Collins at UFFC 260 or his teammate and current Flyweight Champion Ben Parker, who won the rematch against the man he beat for the title, Kenta Yumia at 259, oh and Yumia was Parker's coach on TUF, or Strawweight Champion Robyn Hill, it's not that anyone talks about her or anything, she gets plenty of buzz from fans for all the wrong reasons. A lot of people in the community hates her for refusing to fight anywhere outside of the four kingdoms of Remnant, she ruined the UFFC 255 because she refused to fight in the States, but there are plenty of popular fighters that don't have a belt. Like Eddy Vera, the former two time Lightweight Champion, he's considered to be the Connor McGregor of the UFFC, he just beat Ferb Fletcher at 258, and will more than likely fight the winner of the previously mentioned Zane/Collins fight. The Meredith Brothers for their comedic timing and knockout potential, both are top Heavyweight contenders, and Jake is set to fight Alba in the main event of 260. Masamune Kadoya, he has some of the fastest hands in the Welterweight division and a brash personality. Naruto Uzamaki, the former Middleweight and Light Heavyweight Champion, the latter he dominated before vacating the title due to scheduling conflicts with then Interim champion Roger Doofenshmertz, who along with his long time friend and rival, Sasuke Uchiha, is on a mission to be the first man to win the title in three different divisions at Heavyweight and that is only the tip of the iceberg with the talent in the divisions.

#4) Getting to know the commentators: Just like the fighters it's important to know about the people calling the fights as well. Of course there's your usual team of Jon Anik, Joe Rogan, and Daniel Cormier, but there are some commentary teams that are different, like Ryu Hagane and Lawrence Fletcher, they're the ones who call most fight night cards, hell sometimes Ed or Eddy will be cage side to call the action, so long as he or the other Eds are fighting.

#3) Who are the officials: While the Judges will remain nameless (mainly cause we are two lazy to come up with names for them) The refs however, there are the three that are in UFC 4, Herb Dean, Yves Lavigne, and Dan Mergliata. But there are some that fictional that is the third person in the cage. Ren Kurani, former Strawweight contender who entered officiating after a traumatic concussion that she suffered in a fight and has yet to be medically cleared and Kakashi Hataka, former Welterweight and Middleweight Champion, who retired after UFFC 170."

#2) Rules of the Octagon: UFC 1 was sold on the blood and guts of fighting and that it has no rules, despite that it did in fact have some rules. Modern MMA has weight classes, as mentioned before, and rules of engagement. All unified under a set of rules called get this… the unified rules of mixed martial arts, although different states and countries have altering rules, UFFC's rules are similar to that of the UFC's, and they are set like this.

Weight Classes:

Strawweight: Women's only division, weight is anything up to 115 lbs

Flyweight: Both is 116 lbs to 125 lbs.

Bantamweight: Both is 126 lbs to 135 lbs

Featherweight: From here out it's men's only, although it is rumored that a women's division is coming, the weight is from 136 lbs to 145 lbs

Lightweight: 146 lbs to 155 lbs

Welterweight: 156 lbs to 170 lbs

Middleweight: 171 lbs to 185 lbs

Light Heavyweight: 186 lbs to 205 lbs

Heavyweight: 206 lbs to 265 lbs

Rules of Engagement: No head butting, no eye gouging, no fish hooking (use of fingers/hands to pull the head of an opponent off the centerline of the body), no biting/spitting, no pulling of the hair, no spiking an opponent onto the canvas head or neck first, no strikes to the spine, back of the neck, or throat, no grabbing of the trachea, no fingers outstretched to an opponent's face or eyes, no 12 to six elbows (elbows with a downward trajectory, nine to three, three to nine, and six to 12's are allowed), no groin strikes, no kicking or kneeing the head of an opponent who is deemed to be grounded (different countries and states have different rules on what a grounded opponent is), no holding of an opponent's gear or the fencing, no small joint manipulation, no throwing an opponent out of the cage (yes this did almost happen once), putting a finger into a cut is prohibited, clawing, pinching, or twisting the flesh is a no, no timidity (avoiding the fight, purposely dropping the mouthpiece or faking injury), no abusive language (homophobic and racist remarks), disregard of instructions is prohibited, unsportsmen conduct that results in injury of a fighter is a no, interference from any member of a fighters corner, and lastly no attacking an opponent after the horn, during the one minute brake, or who is under the care of the ref or doctors. A DQ may occur after many fouls or a flagrant foul at the discretion of the ref, the ref may also deduct a point before this point and the official scorekeeper must keep track of the deductions. If the official in the cage doesn't call for a point deduction then the Judges shall not add deductions unless the ref calls for it. Most fights are three, five minute long rounds, championship and main event fights are five, five minute long rounds. If a KO, TKO, submission, ref/doctor stoppage, or the rare case of a corner throwing in the towel within the set number of rounds, it will turn to three judges, assigned by the state or country the card takes place in to decide the winner. Bouts are judged with a 10 point must system. A round is won by, firstly, effective striking/grappling, secondly, effective aggressiveness, and lastly octagon control. If they are even in one category then it moves to the next until they find one that a fighter was superior to the other in, if not the round is a 10-10 draw. If a winner of a round is determined they receive 10 points and the loser of the round gets nine or less, depending on their performance that round. If a fighter has more points then the other on at least two of the three score cards, then they are the winner via split decision (or SD for short), if all three have one fighter as the winner then it is a unanimous decision (or UD for short). Submissions fall under, tap out (either physically or verbally submitting) or technical submission (where the receiving fighter is rendered unconscious by a choke or bone(s)/joint(s) is broken/dislocated). KO/TKO happens when a combatant is rendered unconscious or unable to physically continue via strikes, ref/doctor stoppage, or if the corner tosses in the towel. A disqualification occurs when the ref sees that a fighter is repeatedly breaking one of the rules of engagement or if a foul could result in the fight stopping.

#1) The fighters are a bit exaggerated from the original IP: Of course a lot of the fighters come from different properties. We have Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Beyblade, RWBY, Soul Eater, Naruto and more here so some liberties had to be taken that way there isn't only like three divisions, examples, Ed is about 5'10 and 14 in his original show but that doesn't translate well for a heavyweight killer and besides it's been about 10 or so years since then, he's the tallest fighter standing at 7'0" 30 year old who can take a beating, but his main thing is his hand's, those things are as Josh Meredith described as a hydrogen bombs coated in napalm. And I'm sure that the Metal Fight Beyblade characters don't weigh between 156 and 175, well maybe except Benkei, and Madoka never fought much but we needed women for the roster so here we are. All while I see Yang Xiao Long being with in 126-135 or 136-145, that's Bantamweight and Featherweight. But at one point she four at Flyweight to crown it's inaugural champion and was in the worst condition off her career.

Well those are the best thing's we could think of, to give this thing a little introduction, well first be posting the results for the UFFC 260: Alba vs card, they should look like this. We'll use the Main Event for UFFC 259: Parker vs Yumia 2 for championships and it's Co-Main vs Kijura for non title bouts.

Flyweight Championship: Ben Parker vs Kenta Yumia 2

© Ben Parker(15-0) Name #1) Kenta Yumia(19-1)

20 Age 18

6'1 Height 5'10

117 Weight 118

73" Reach 68"

Result: Ben Parker by KO (2:18 into the first) Parker advances to 16-0 while Yumia moves down to the number three ranked Flyweight.

Co-Main: Josh Meredith vs Kon Kijura

(Kijura is a last minute replacement for Juane Ark who pulled out of his rematch with number four ranked Heavyweight Josh Meredith.)

#4) Josh Meredith Name NR) Kon Kijura

21 Age 20

6'2 Height 6'1

265 Weight 228

74" Reach 73"

Then the Weigh-Ins for UFFC 261: Rung vs Hagane. With the bouts having its own tale of tape