(We open up to the Zhau household. Stella was seen making her favorite meal. A veggie sandwich. Sausages. Carrots. a bowl of apples. And a glass of fruit punch)
Stella: (Grinning to herself) Ah, Stella. You know how to make a special night extra special!
(Stella took the tray of food, carefully walking out of the kitchen and seating herself on the couch, putting the tray of food on the table. She turned on the tv to switch to her favorite show)
Announcer: And we start a brand new episode of the Dream Boat! Our remaining contestants are going at it hard tonight! Can they survive the season?
Stella: (Excited) I surely hope so! With zero interruptions for this awesome new-
(Just then, there was a knock on the door. Peaking Stella's interest, she went to go see who it was. She walked up and opened the door, and it was Lincoln holding treats!)
Stella: Oh, hi Lincoln! (Now confused) What are you doing here?
Lincoln: Hi, Stella! (Sheepishly grinning) Sorry to interrupt you at this time, but my sisters are hogging the TV like they always do. ( Now happy) I was wondering if I could come in to watch the new episode Dream boat at your house! I brought snickerdoodles and my Dad's famous tomato soup!
Stella: (Licks her lips) Heck yeah you can! The more food the better!
Lincoln: Awesome! I hope Brando wins this round!
(As Lincoln went to sit down, another knock on the door was heard! Stella opened up to see Liam)
Stella: (Surprised) Liam? I thought you had chores for tonight?
Liam: Well I did and I finished earlier than expected! (Chuckles) And really, seeing my pigs wrestle all night does get a bit boring. So I figured I'd come over!
Stella: Sure! There's-
(Another knock was heard as Stella answered to see Zach)
Zach: Hey, Stella! (Takes off his tin foil hat) My parents are spying on our next door neighbor, to make sure they're not plotting an alien invasion! And while I'm always happy to thwart aliens, I think I could use a break right now from alien spying.
Stella: Okay, you can join-
(Another knock as Stella groaned and opened to see Clyde)
Clyde: (Waving to his friend) Hi, Stella! My dad's are out shopping for more protective wear and-
Stella: Yes! You can join! Now let's-
(Another knock! Stella growled. Not wanting to miss the Dream Boat, she hurriedly answered to see an upset looking Rusty)
Stella: (Aggravated) WHAT!?
Rusty: (Surprised and hurt) Geez, Stella! I already got dumped today, and I could really use some company to cheer me up..
Stella: (Concerned) Oh man, I'm sorry Rusty, I didn't know. I've just been mad by all the sudden interruptions, please come in.
Lincoln: (To Rusty) Wait, you got dumped?
Rusty: (Bitter) Yeah, this one girl said she'd go on a date with me, but never showed! Ugh, I swear, what's wrong with... (Points at his face) This handsome mug?
Zach: (Dryly) You really want us to answer that?
(Rusty grumbled and sat down, with Stella taking her seat. She and the others saw the Dream Boat starting off)
Announcer: Who'll win?! Brandon? Kaleb? Dan? Mike? Or Jeff?
Stella: So who do guys think will win?
Lincoln: Brandon! He has the smarts to win it all!
Liam: Aw, come on! Kaleb sounds like he's tough as nails guy!
Zach: Dan sounds like he's out of this world though!
Clyde: Well, Mike sounds like he can win the ladies easily! I'd kill for his abs!
Rusty: (Smirks) Or Jeff can win it all with his killer looks!
Stella: Well, I think-
(Knock!)
Stella: (Annoyed) That this night is full of interruptions!
(Stella got up, moaning to have to answer the door for the umpteenth time. She opened the door... only for a bunch of random strangers to burst in, carrying camera equipment!)
Stella: (Puzzled) Uh, can I help you guys?
Camera man: Yes, were the camera crew for the hit show, "Dude, are you turning 12?"
Lincoln and his friends: WHAT!?
(They all got up, and saw the camera crew standing before them)
Clyde: (Confused) But, none of us are turning twelve today. You probably have the wrong house.
Chandler: (Walking into the house) He's talking about me, McBride.
Lincoln and his friends: (Shocked) CHANDLER!?
Chandler: Sup, losers. (Smirks smugly at Lincoln) Lincoln Lame.
Lincoln: (Groans) Chandler McConartist. (Smirks smugly) How's that backpack treating ya?
Chandler: Oh, it has a few kinks, but it beats taking the school bus! Thanks for giving me that sick ride, dweeb!
Stella: (Frowns at the brat) Look, why don't you drop the name calling for a bit and explain what the point of all of this is?
Chandler: Glad you asked, Stella! See, I'm having my 12th birthday at the Gus And Grub tomorrow night! I've got this special crew, thanks to my dad! Normally, I don't do this with losers like you, but you're all invited!
Liam: (Glares at Chandler) Anyone feel this smells rotten than a cow pen?
Lincoln: You're not the only one, Liam! (Gives Chandler a suspecting look) Why invite us for, Chandler? You don't like us and you probably expect a lot of favors, like the ones me and Clyde had to do for you once.
Chandler: (Pretending to be hurt) Why, Lincoln! How hurtful you'd accuse me like that! I only invited you... (Smirks) To see if you all have what it takes to be one of the cool kids.
Lincoln: (Scoffs) Yeah, right. You said that me and Clyde were actually cool for going into the haunted house, unlike your cowardly butt. Then, you gave a real KICK of betrayal!
(Everyone stares at Lincoln weirdly for his pun.)
Lincoln: (Sheepishly grins) Sorry, Luan's been rubbing off me lately.
Chandler: (Getting impatient) Look, chumps, I'm trying to get as many middle schoolers at my party to set an accomplishment for myself! I'm practically giving you guys a gift here! Don't you wanna go to my awesome party at Gus's?
(The gang murmured with uncertain answers)
Chandler: (Sighs) I didn't want to ruin the surprise, but... (Smirks) SMOOCH is going to be there.
Lincoln and his friends: SMOOCH?!
Chandler: (Smirking more) Yep! My dad even paid them good money to perform! Such a shame you don't want to go... I heard they might have free merchandise!
Rusty: (Excitedly) WE'LL GO! I'M GONNA SMOOCH IT UP OUT THERE!
Stella: (Grins) Yeah, this'll sound like tons of fun! We'll even show everyone at school how awesome we are!
Chandler: (Rolls his eyes) Yeah, yeah. Just don't ruin this for me, got it? I'm trying to build up a good reputation in middle school! Act cool and make sure to bring the best gifts!
Liam: (Grinning) We'll bring you gifts better than Mee Maw's pecan pie!
Rusty: (Excitedly) I'll take those tickets!
(Rusty tries to snatch the tickets out of Chandlers hand, but Chandler slaps Lincoln's hand away!)
Rusty: (Rubs his hand) Hey, what's the big idea!?
Chandler: (Smugly) Not so fast, Smelly-
Rusty: (Fed up) IT WAS ONE TIME!
Chandler: (Smirking) Right.. Anyways, not so fast! I paid good money for these camera man, so I'm putting them to use! You guys will be receiving the tickets from yours truly, live on the show!
Zach: (Confused) You... want us to accept the tickets, while we're being filmed?
Chandler: Correct, alien geek! Just act natural when accepting the tickets!
Clyde: (Nervously looking at the camera) Um... d-don't we get a script?
Chandler: (Scoffs) No! Cool kids don't need any scripts! Just act cool if you wanna come!
Stella: (Smirks) Well, bring it on then!
(Chandler left as the crew got the cameras rolling)
Director: Action!
(The gang continued to stare nervously at the camera and started sweating. Making the camera people impatient.)
Director: (Hushed yelling) Action!
Lincoln: (Sweating nervously) Oh, guys! I'm so excited for this exciting, new episode of Dream BOAT!
Rusty: (Nervously sweating) Same here, man!
(Then, there was a knock on the door.)
Clyde: (Sweating and Shouting) WHO'S THAT AT THE DOOR?!
Stella: (Tweaking her ear) Lemme see! (Mumbles to herself) If my ears aren't busted...
(Stella opened the door to see Chandler with that smug look of his)
Chandler: Sup, peeps?
Stella: (Pretending to be surprised) Oh my goodness! It's Chandler himself! We were not expecting that!
Chandler: (Arrogantly hands out his tickets) You cool peeps are invited to my sick party at the Gus and Grub place tomorrow night!
Lincoln: (Receives his ticket) Gee, thanks Chandler! I'm soo honored!
Chandler: (Smug) Your welcome, "friends"! Hope to see your butts there tomorrow night!
Zach: You bet, "bro"!
Man: Cut!
Director: (Skeptical) Hmm... seemed kind of forced, but that'll have to do for now.
Chandler: Remember, dorks. Act cool and make sure my presents are amazing.
Lincoln: (Nods) Yes, Chandler! Trust us, we won't let you down!
(Chandler walks out with the camera crew, and the gang go back to the tv.)
Lincoln: (Excited) I can't wait to see SMOOCH! I wonder how Chandler got SMOOCH to play at his party?
Rusty: (Snickers) Maybe he gave them a SMOOCH!
Zach: (Disgusted) Dude! Not funny!
Clyde: (Curious) I wonder what we're going to get Chandler for his party?
Liam: How about a couple good ol' cow pies!
(Everyone else cringed in disgust)
Stella: Yeah... let's make his part less filthy...
(The next day at middle school)
Lincoln: (Talking to Girl Jordan) And then we got the invites! Man, me and my friends are the luckiest people in the world!
Girl Jordan: (Smiles) I'm so happy for you guys! (Frowns) A shame I didn't get an invite. I swear, Chandler loves only choosing who he thinks is worthy.
Lincoln: (Chuckles) That's what I thought! (Sympathetic) I'm sorry you couldn't get one, you deserve it. They even got SMOOCH playing!
Girl Jordan: (Gasps in disbelief) No way, really!? I love SMOOCH!
Stella: (Nods) You know it! There's gonna be free stuff!
Liam: We'll get to meet SMOOCH in person!
Zach: And get to see their upcoming songs!
Clyde: While eating dinner with them!
Girl Jordan: (Disappointed) Aw, man! Why couldn't I have gone?!
Lincoln: I'm really sorry, Girl Jordan. (Trying to cheer her up) Hey, why don't you eat with us? I mean, we haven't really hung out that much, since we graduated elementary school.
Girl Jordan: (Happy) Really? Well, if you guys don't mind, I'd be happy to join!
Stella: (Smiles) Of course we don't mind! Glad to have you joining the gang!
(Just then, Rusty received a notification on his phone. He checked it and saw a message from a middle schooler girl asking him out on a date!)
Rusty: (Gasps) Guys, you won't believe this!?
Zach: (Snickers) Did you learn not to overload on cologne?
(Everyone else laughed at Zach's little joke.)
Rusty: (Sarcastically) Ha-ha. You're so funny. Stop it with the quips.. Seriously, guys! I just got a text from a girl! She wants to speak to me in the back table!
Zach: (Snorts) Yeah, sure.
Rusty: (Annoyed) I'm serious, Zach! I've got a girlfriend!
Girl Jordan: (Rolls her eyes) Yeah, you said the same thing when you thought you got a text from a girl, back in elementary school.
Rusty: It looked real, I tell ya! I'm telling you, this girl is real! (Smugly) I knew a girl would appreciate my handsome face! I can't wait to tell her about the rare Mick Swagger album I've got.
Lincoln: (Eyes widened) You actually have a rare Mick Swagger album? Even Luna doesn't have that!
Rusty: (Boastful) Yeah, man! She'll be thinking I'm a total swagger!
Clyde: (Dryly) Like the last girl that turned you down?
Stella: (Worried about growing tension) How about we all just go to Lunch and enjoy ourselves!
Rusty: (Chuckles pridefully) You do that, while I make the date of a lifetime!
(Rusty left, while everyone else rolled their eyes at Rusty trying too hard to act cool. Chandler was seen walking over to the remaining group)
Chandler: (Sneers) Sup, suckers? I hope you had gotten ready for the best birthday party ever!
Girl Jordan: (Bitter) The same party you didn't invite me to...
Chandler: (Rudely) Yeah, like a dolt like you be welcomed at my party.
Lincoln: (Defending Girl Jordan) Hey, be nice, Chandler! Girl Jordan deserves to be invited too!
Chandler: Only if she gets the best presents! Then I'll reconsider!
(Girl Jordan glared at Chandler)
Chandler: So, have any of you seen my girlfriend, Trish? Me and her are meaning to party hard, when everyone sees how I'm the coolest kid in town!
Stella: Uh, nope. Haven't seen her.
Chandler: (Smugly chuckles) Well, if you do see she has long black hair with purple streaks, has tan skin-
(As Chandler boastfully explained the details of his girl. Clyde saw Rusty making out at one of the tables with a girl that looked exactly like the girl Chandler was depicting.)
Clyde: (Whispers in worry) Oh, Ace Savvy!
Lincoln: Clyde? What's...
(Lincoln turned pale as he saw Rusty making out with Chandler's girl! Everyone else, but Chandler, saw this and gulped. Knowing Rusty was dead if Chandler turned around right now!)
Chandler: (Not seeing their nervous looks) She's the most gorgeous girl alive! I wonder... (Starts to turn around) If she-
Stella: (Frantically turns Chandler back to her) W-WAIT! I-I t-think T-Trish was near the b-bathrooms! I-I remember n-now!
Zach: (Frantically nods) Y-Yep! Y-you should head o-over there r-right now a-and not t-turn around for any r-reason!
Chandler: (Scoffs) Trish already used the bathroom this morning! Why would she need to use it again for?
Girl Jordan: (Sweating in worry) Y-you know u-us girls! A-always h-having o-overactive b-bladders! (Giggles nervously)
Liam: (Gulping) S-So you might wanna m-make like a b-bull and c-charge r-right o-over t-t-there!
Chandler: (Groans) Look, I don't know what you chumps are talking about, but I bet Trish is in the lunchROOOM!?
(Chandler then finally saw Rusty and Trish making out in one of the tables, making him grow furious!)
Chandler: (Livid) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING!?
Rusty and Trish: (Startled) CHANDLER!?
(Chandler then walked up to the two, that were now cowering in fear. The gang crossed their fingers in worry.)
Chandler: (Outraged) TRISH, HOW COULD YOU!? What gives you the nerve to make out with another man while in a relationship!?
Trish: (Defending herself) S-sorry babe! I-I was waiting for you a long time, and he came up! I couldn't help it! He's an awesome kisser!
Rusty: (Boastful) Too bad my powerful kissing skills aren't used too often!
Chandler: (Enraged at what Rusty said) WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU PUNK?!
Lincoln: (Frantically running over with the rest of his friends) He means he's a bad kisser! Now, let's calm down and prepare-
Chandler: (To Trish) WE'RE FREAKING THROUGH, TRISH! YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT EVER MAKING OUT WITH ME AGAIN! (To Rusty) AND YOU! YOU'RE BANNED FROM MY PARTY!
Rusty: (Horrified) WHAT?! B-but, S-SMOOCH!
Chandler: TOO BAD, KISSY FACE!
Girl Jordan: Come on, Chandler! R-Rusty probably didn't know!
Rusty: Y-Yeah! She said she was single! I swear-
Chandler: ZIP IT! (To Lincoln and the others) THE SAME GOES FOR ALL OF YOU! YOU'RE ALL BANNED FROM COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!
Zach: (Speechless) WHAT!?
Stella: (Shocked in disbelief) B-BUT WE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!
Chandler: (Pissed off) I don't care! You're friends with the squirt, so your just as guilty!
Liam: (Puzzled) that doesn't even-
Chandler: (Annoyed) ENOUGH! YOUR'RE ALL UNINVITED AND THAT'S THAT!
(Chandler then stormed out of the lunchroom with Trish soon following suit. Everyone else was speechless at what transpired.)
Girl Jordan: (Blown away) Woah.. (Concerned) I'm really sorry that just happened to you guys.
Rusty: So... you think she'll call me back?
(Lincoln and the others glared at Rusty)
Rusty: (Sheepishly laughs) R-right... t-too soon.
(That night)
(Everyone was seen in Rusty's bedroom. Pacing around as they waited for the boy himself to return. They saw him enter, wincing as he rubbed his butt)
Rusty: H-Hey!
Clyde: Rusty! Did you go over to Chandler's place and apologize?
Rusty: (In lots of pain) Y-yeah, I went over to C-Chandler's home and apologized...
Zach: (Grins) Sweet? Are we allowed at his party now?
Rusty: N-Nope! (Sits in his chair) H-He tossed m-me down s-some brick stairs a-and s-shouted s-some words I-I didn't think anyone h-his age k-knew!
(Lincoln and his friends looked down in disappointment.)
Lincoln: (Whines) Now, how are we going to see SMOOCH perform live!?
Rusty: (Angry) Forget about SMOOCH! I'm gonna find a way to get even with Chandler! That brat thinks he can just ban us, but he's never dealt with the Rustinator!
Clyde: (Upset) But I don't wanna get even with Chandler! (Whiny) I wanna go to that birthday party, dang it!
Rusty: Well, Chandler hates us! More so than usual!
Liam: Well, we need to make him hate us less!
Rusty: I tried! I offered him my latest tokens to the spaceship blaster game! All I got, was Chandler shouting insults my way, about how I'm not as good as my family at that game!
Stella: (Looking around) W-Well... um... (Looks over at Rusty's shelf and smirks) Hey... isn't Chandler a big fan of Mick Swagger's music?
Rusty: (Confused) Well, yes. But I don't see what that has to... (Notices Stella looking at his shelf, making his eyes go wide in horror) OH NO! (Rusty runs over to hug his Mick album) DON'T YOU DARE EVEN THINK ABOUT, STELLA!
Zach: (Groans) Dude, come on! It's the only way!
Rusty: (Acts defensive) NO WAY! (Rubbing his album) THIS BABY AND I GO WAY BACK! IT NEEDS ME!
Lincoln: (Growing tired) Rusty, do you want to see SMOOCH, and all the pizza you can eat?
Rusty: Y-yeah?
Stella: (Gently) Just hand it over then Rusty, we can still have a wonderful time at the party. It's the only way we can get even with Chandler.
(Rusty was confused it was either the party or the rare album, but he had to make a sacrifice.)
Rusty: N-No! My dad gave me this album from his classic collection! I'm not parting with it!
Stella: Rusty, think about it! If we meet SMOOCH tonight, we'll be considered one of the cool kids!
Rusty: Y-Yeah, but-
Stella: Also, I looked up other stuff, like a documentary DVD how SMOOCH formed being given away for free!
Rusty: B-B-B-B-But-
Stella: And finally, I heard from Girl Jordan that Chandler got his parents to get the entire cast of Star Wars, to reenact their famous fight scene from the movies!
Rusty: (Shocked) S-S-S-STAR WARS!?
Stella: (Smiles) Right! So, can you please just hand in the album to us?
(Rusty was profusely sweating, he wasn't sure what to do. But, with the encouraging smiles his friends were giving him he had no choice.)
Rusty: (Heavily sighs) F-fine..
(He hands over the album to Stella)
Stella: Great! Now we can...
(Rusty wouldn't let go of the album! Stella frowned and pulled, but Rusty still wouldn't let go! The two played tug of war, grunting and grunting, before Stella finally snatched it away!)
Stella: (Panting) OKAY! (Sighs) Anyways, let's get to partying!
Rusty: (Groans) Yeah, yeah...
(Gus and Grub)
(Every student from middle school was seen lined up at the Gus and Grub for Chandler's big party. Holding their gift bags as security guards let them in. Lincoln and his friends were seen lined up, near the entrance)
Lincoln: (Hopeful) Alright gang, let's do this!
(The gang walked up to the security guards)
Security Guard 1 : Names?
Lincoln: Lincoln, Clyde, Stella, Rusty, Zach, and Liam but I know that we're-
Security Guard 2: (Cutting him off) Not on the list.
Clyde: W-we know! But we just need to speak to Chandler real quick!
Security Guard 1: (Sternly) If you're not on the list, I can't let you in.
Liam: (Pleading with the guard) Come on, partner! We just need a few words with Chandler! We have the best gift we know will lasso his heart!
Zach: Just let us in already!
Chandler: (Coming out, angry to see the gang) What're these idiots doing here?! They're not invited! In fact, I recall banning them!
Security Guard 2: (Nods) Yes, sir. I was just telling them that.
Lincoln: (Frantic) W-wait Chandler! We actually have a gift for you!
Chandler: (Stern) Yeah, well... don't care!
Clyde: (On the ground, grabbing Chandlers leg) PLEASE LET US IN! I WANT TO SEE SMOOCH!
Chandler: (Disgusted) Ugh! You guys blew it, so make your selves useful, and take a hike!
Stella: (Pulls out the present) Fine, Chandler. But at least open this gift it's from all of us!
( Stella then hands it over to Chandler, and Chandler starts to open it and his eyes widen as he sees what he wanted most!)
Chandler: (Surprised) I-is t-this a r-rare Mick Swagger album!?
Rusty: (Weakly nod) U-U-Uh-h-huh...
Chandler: Holy crap! (Grins) This is the best gift ever! This'll be framed when I get home tonight!
(Chandler went back into Gus, while the rest of the gang. Looked a bit confused. Wondering if they were allowed in now)
Lincoln: So... can we go in?
Stella: Well, only one way to find out!
(The gang tried to walk in, only for the security guards to push them away!)
Security guard 1: None of you are on the list!
Zach: (Angrily) HEY!
Liam: B-But we gave Chandler the best gift since cow pies!
Rusty: (Furious) CHANDLER!
Chandler: (Walking outside with an irritated look) WHAT?!
Stella: Tell your guards to let us in!
Chandler: (Coldly) No!
Lincoln: (Outraged) Why not?!
Clyde: We gave you the best gift ever!
Rusty: (Seething with so much rage) You said so yourself!
Chandler: (Nods) Yes, you did.
Liam: (Furious) So, why are you being harder than a pig during bath time!?
Chandler: (Bitter) You think that one gift will make up for what you guys did to me? (Now depressed) That girl was hot, and you took her away from me. (Bitter again) Your still off the list, and that's that.
(Chandler then walked back inside, not noticing the gang's shocked expressions. Rusty quickly ran after him.)
Rusty: (Boiling red) YOU LITTLE *BEEP*! GIVE ME BACK THAT ALBUM, BEFORE I MAUL THAT SMUG FACE OF YOURS!
Security Guard 1: (Holding him back) Hey! Stand back!
(He pulled out a taser, and then shocked Rusty with it! Stunning him, and he fell to the ground.)
Rusty: (Moaning in agony) I... hate... security...
(Many minutes later, the group were seen in the far back of the line, bitter that their efforts to appease to Chandler failed. Rusty was seen glaring at Stella, who nervously tried looking away from Rusty's judgmental stare)
Stella: (Groans) Would you quit staring at me like that, Rusty?!
Rusty: (Fuming) No! I'm gonna keep looking at you like this for several more hours!
Stella: (Annoyed) Why are you mad at me for?! Chandler is the one who took the album!
Rusty: (Scowls) And how did he get the album, Stella?! You forced me to give it up to that jerk, who I seriously want to punch in the face right now! And worst of all, we're still banned from his crappy party!
Rusty: (Angry) I enjoy kissing any girl! How was I suppose to know Chandler was dating her?!
Stella: Maybe if you DIDN'T ACT LIKE A FREAKING PLAYER!
Lincoln: (Worried) GUYS! Now is not the time to argue! Look, it's been a rough night! Maybe we should-
Boy: Hey, they're here!
Girl: (Grins) The cast of Star Wars made it!
(A bunch of people dressed in Star Wars suits came in. From stormtroopers, to Darth Vader, to Luke Skywalker they were walking inside the party. Making the gang have their jaws open in awe.)
Clyde: (In awe) Dudes, did you see that!?
Zach: (Neutral) Meh, it would be better if there were aliens.
Liam: (Scratching his head) How in the zoowee mama did Chandler get the cast of Star Wars at his party?
(Then, Lincoln came up with a brilliant idea! It was time for his Man with the Plan instincts to kick in!)
Lincoln: (Excitedly) THAT'S IT!
Rusty: (Angry) I agree! Chandler's about to catch these hands!
Lincoln: (Smiles) Not what I had in mind. Why don't we sneak into the party wearing those stormtrooper costumes! That way, we won't get caught, and we can retrieve the album and enjoy the party at the same time!
Stella: That's... (Slowly smiles) Not a bad idea! Chandler won't even know we were there!
Clyde: As awesome as that plan is, how do we even get Storm Trooper costumes? I mean, we won't be able to find any convincing ones!
(Lincoln looked around and saw two Storm Troopers taking a picture with a fan. Lincoln smirked. Getting a rather... devious idea)
Lincoln: (To his friends) Follow my lead! I know how we can get us some costumes! (Walks over to the Trooper actors with his friends) Hi there!
Storm Trooper 1: Hello!
Stella: (Innocently) We were wondering if we could take a photo with you guys? We're big fans of your movies!
Trooper 2: Of course! Anything for a fan!
(The group got into poses as Rusty got out his camera)
Rusty: (Pretending to struggle) Gee, this lightening is really bad! We could use a better spot!
Zach: (Smirking deviously) Yeah, why don't we go over to that dark alley, far from the party? That be the ideal spot!
Storm trooper 2: Totally nothing wrong with that!
(The gang and the stormtroopers headed out to the dark alley way. Then, beating noises could be heard! Then they fell into a dumpster! The gang then walked back on screen with the stormtrooper costumes!)
Lincoln: (Smiles) Aw yeah, now we're in!
Clyde: (Puzzled) You know, something just occurred to me.
Stella: (Confused) What's that?
Clyde: If all of us together were able to take on those stormtroopers with no problem, why couldn't we just do that with the bullies on the bus?
(The gang then just gave each other confused looks, they didn't have an answer for that.)
Liam: Heck if I know! They did take us by surprise!
Zach: Besides, that whole thing felt like something out of a bad episode of a Nick cartoon? Why didn't Ernie do anything? Why didn't any of Lincoln's other sisters try to help?! Why-
Rusty: (Annoyed with his pal) Okay, Zach! Let's stop with wondering what went wrong that day and focus on getting my album back!
(The group made it inside the Gus building. Seeing everyone partying, with SMOOCH singing for their fans! There was also banners and water statues made in Chandler's honor. With even a big cake made in his likeness)
Rusty: (Makes a disgusted noise) ICK! How could they just make a statue out of that punk!
Lincoln: Let's just focus on getting your gift, man.
(The gang then went into the back were all the gifts are. There was so many, they had no idea which was there's!)
Liam: (Taken by surprise) Uh, which one was ours again!
Zach: (Thinking) Wasn't it the one in the green bag?
Stella: (Rolls her eyes) Its gonna be a long night...
Lincoln: We just need to start looking through every bag! We just need to hurry, before Chandler catches us!
Liam: Then lets get to finding this album in this crazy bag stack already!
(Everyone started to check every bag in the room! We cut out to the main room to see Chandler coming out with a microphone)
Chandler: (Arrogantly) Hello, my fellow peeps! Welcome to my awesome birthday party!
(Everyone cheered for Chandler!)
Chandler: (Smugly) Before we see the amazing gifts you all got me, I figured it be time for an entertaining show! Our lovely Star Wars cast are gonna reenact their most famous fight scene from their most loved movies!
(Everyone erupted into loud cheers as Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker came out, waving to the audience. The directors and producers were confused that the stormtroopers weren't with them.)
Director: (Shushed whispering to the cameraman) Where the heck are the stormtroopers!?
(The director went to go hunt them down. Meanwhile, in the gift room the gang kept looking for the album, but yet nothing came up.)
Zach: (Groans) Ugh! How long does it take to look for some stupid album!
Rusty: (Appalled) How dare you!? That album is like a brother to me!
Lincoln: (Chuckling) Pfft! Hey guys look what Chandlers getting!
(Pulling out a pair of Princess pony underwear the gang started laughing out loud! Getting the attention of the director.)
Director: (Grinning) So you thought you could hide from me, eh?
(The gang gasped as they hastily put their helmets back on!)
Director: (More impatient) May I remind you all, you're on! The show's starting and we can't disappoint Chandler! His dad is paying good money for this party!
Clyde: (Nervously trying to put on a fake adult voice) S-Sorry! W-We're... o-only practicing o-our m-moves!
(Clyde did the robot dance... very badly. With the rest of the gang trying to follow suit, really awkwardly)
Director: (Annoyed) Quit goofing around and get out there!
(The director started to push the group out of the room!)
Stella: (Scared, trying to keep her voice deep) W-WAIT! W-We t-think w-we can s-sit this o-one o-out!
Director: (Growing irritated) You ain't sitting nada out!
(The director finally pushed the gang on stage. Making the gang scared as Luke came in and swooped them with his lightsaber! Making them fall to the ground!)
Lincoln: (Groans in pain) Ow, what the-
(Then, Luke stood before them and started attacking them repeatedly with his lightsaber! Eating screams and groans of pain from the gang.)
Zach: (Frantically) I COME IN PEACE!
(Darth Vader tackled Liam!)
Liam: GET OFF ME, YOU METAL DONKEY!
(Princess Leia hit Stella in the knee as the latter hopped on one foot!)
Stella: Ouch!
(Han Solo came in and shoved Clyde to the ground!)
Clyde: (Whining) I WAS SUCH A HUGE FAN OF YOUR MOVIES!
(The director frantically looked through the script and found something was wrong.)
Director: (Confused) What the heck are they doing? There supposed to be fighting back!
(Rusty tried to flee, but Yoda jumped down from the stairs and slammed him to the floor!)
Rusty: (Screaming for mercy) I'M NOT FROM SPACE! I'M NOT FROM SPACE! NOT THE FACE! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
(The group was getting hit over and over with the lightsabers! Screaming in pain as the director and Chandler looked at this awkwardly.)
Director: (Trying to break everyone up) Okay! That's enough!
(The director pulled the Star Wars members away, while the gang groaned in pain.)
Director: (Pulling off the mask) Alright, let's see who you really-
(Just as the director pulled off one of the stormtroopers mask, Lincoln's face came into view! He did this with everyone else and it was the rest of the gang! Making everyone gasp and Chandler upset.)
Chandler: (Furious) How the hell did you guys get into my party? You all uninvited!
Zach: (Gets up, moaning) W-We choose to invade this party anyways! Like the cool invaders we are!
Chandler: (Snarls) GUARDS! THROW THEM OUT, NOW!
Rusty: (Fed up with this brat) NO! NOT THIS TIME!
(Rusty snatched Yoda's lightsaber and kicked him away!)
Rusty: I'M TAKING MY BABY ALBUM BACK WITH ME!
Chandler: You're being kicked out of my awesome party! I have the rights-
(Rusty then punched Chandler in the stomach! Causing him to scream in pain as he fell to the floor, while Rusty ran back to the gift room!)
Lincoln: (Frantic) Geez, Rusty!
(The gang immediately ran off with the album! Chandler still groaning from the pain, finally got up.)
Chandler: (Enraged) AFTER THEM!
(The guards and the Star Wars cast members immediately took chase to get the gang!)
(The others grabbed lightsabers and fended off the other cast members and guards!)
Liam: Star Wars is overrated anyways!
(Stella tried fending one off as she accidentally hit a statue of Chandler!)
Chandler: GRAB THAT STUPID-
(The statue fell on Chandler!)
Chandler: ARGHHHHHHHHH!
(Lincoln hit a toy that landed on the statue so hard, Chandler was sent flying into his own cake! Rusty ran out of the gift room, having seemingly failed to get the album back. He swung his lightsaber at the guards!)
Rusty: BACK, FOUL MINIONS!
Clyde: I'M ARMED AND DANGEROUS!
(Clyde accidentally hit some bill boards, which crashed on Chandler and caused him and the cake to crash to the floor, while the third billboard crushed him flat!)
Clyde: (Grimaces) Might need more then ice for that.
(The gang kept fending there selves off until one of the guards scooped them all up! He carried them to the exit and kicked them out!)
Guard: (Exhausted) AND STAY OUT!
Rusty: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP?!
(Rusty threw rocks at the guards, which angered them enough to give chase to the group, who fled down the street!)
Stella: DANG IT, RUSTY!
Liam: LET'S MAKE LIKE CHICKENS AND FLEE THE COUP!
(The group kept running as we see Chandler trying to get up... before multiple signs crushed him as the dust spread everywhere! We cut to the movie theater as Lincoln and the gang ran inside, panting heavily as they had managed to escape the guards)
Lincoln: (Panting heavily) Did we lost them?
Clyde: (Looks back) I don't see them.
Stella: (Panting heavily) Well, none of us were expecting that.
Liam: (Panting) Too bad we couldn't get your album, Ruster.
Rusty: (Smirks) Oh, really?
(Rusty then pulled out his Mick Swagger album, surprising the whole gang!)
Lincoln: (Shocked and amazed Rusty got it back) Y-You... ACTUALLY GOT IT BACK?!
Rusty: (Laughs) The Ruster never quits! I was not leaving Chandler's party, without my pride and joy!
Zach: (Grins) That's awesome, dude! Not gonna lie, that was cool how you snagged the album right under Chandler's nose!
Liam: (Smirks) Not to mention, give Chandler what he deserves! That party crash was one heck of a showdown!
Stella: (A little concerned) Hopefully, he's not too injured.
Rusty: (Scoffs) He's fine, besides he got what he deserved.
Clyde: (Smiles) Besides, we got to be a part of Star Wars show! Granted, we got beat up, but we still got be Star Wars Stars! Err... no pun intended.
(Everyone chuckled as a girl walked up to them)
Girl: Hey... are you guys actually part of the Star Wars movies?
Zach: (Dumbfounded) Uh..
Rusty: (Rapidly interrupts) YES, WE ARE!
Girl: (Chuckles) Well, I'm a huge fan! Whaddya say we see a movie together.
All the boys: (Lovestruck) Ok..
(The girl and the boys leave to go see the movie, leaving Stella behind.)
Stella: (Sighs) Boys..
(Just then, a guy walks up to Stella, catching her interest.)
Boy: (Smiling at Stella) Hey, aren't you from the Star Wars movies? I loved those films! You sure were awesome in them!
Stella: (Sweating, blushing like mad) Y-Yes! T-That's right! B-been a-a part of them s-since t-the start of the L-Luke saga! (Giggles nervously)
Boy: Wanna get some tacos? Dinner is on me!
Stella: (Bashful) S-Sure! I-if you wanna d-do t-that...
(Stella held onto the boy's hand, her face red as she tried to calm her nervous heart down)
(Later)
(We cut to Stella's bedroom as she and Lincoln were seated next to each other. Since it had gotten really late, Lincoln called his mom and let her know he's sleeping over at Stella's place. The pair were holding the lightsabers they had taken from Chandler's party)
Stella: (Impressed) You know I gotta admit, these lightsabers are actually pretty cool.
Lincoln: (Turns his on) If you think there so cool, how about a duel?
Stella: (Smirks) Your on, Loud.
(The pair turned on their lightsabers and began hitting each other, having a fight! In the end, Rusty got his album, the gang got cool lightsabers, and Chandler got a taste of his medicine.)
The End