A/N: written last month and i should have been working on my paper and oh well happy april fool's day i hope you'll enjoy!
"Are you the knight?" The little reindeer asked, sadness was etched in his face.
The knight just nodded at him then, "Get on with it," the knight grunted, standing in front of the little reindeer.
"Oh! Knight in shining armor, we've been waiting for you!" The rubber boy told the knight, pleading on his knees alongside the little reindeer.
The knight sighed, settling beside the sleeping, poisoned princess. Squinting at the princess, the knight carefully examined her face, "Is this really her?" The knight stroked the princess' face which made her shiver from her savior's touch, "This is the princess?" She stood once again— crossing her arms— as she scrunched up her face, "She's not lovable."
Zoro flinched, sitting right up, "Hey, Robin! What's the big idea?" He glared at her, crossing his arms to his chest as well. "I didn't get dressed so elegantly just to be humiliated like this." He grimaced, glaring at his knight in shining armor, Robin.
Nami, the Queen, put his body down the coffin, "Shut up, we're acting, idiot."
"But this is not what happened in the story, I also read some books from Mihawk you know?" Zoro whined, not backing out on his point, as he laid down. "Snow White was-"
Sanji covered his mouth, "Shut up, marimo. You're so lucky to be in that place," Sanji gritted his teeth, then eventually removing his hand to wipe it on his pants, "Chopper, Luffy go on." He motioned them to continue.
As if they weren't interrupted, the little reindeer and the rubber boy wailed at the knight, "Oh! Knight in shining armor, she's dying!" The reindeer now clinging on the knight's legs. His cries were convincing for the knight— he was cute when crying, the knight noted. The knight's gaze then softened as the reindeer turned to plead at her.
"Fine," she sighed, she can't refuse to this cute, little reindeer anyways. "Have it your way." She then again settled to where the princess was laid down.
She can't help but smile as Zoro's face twitched as her face was now inches away from his. She tucked the fake silky green hair on his ear, wanting to fully see his face. "You look beautiful, Zoro." She whispered at him, making Zoro's face reddened at Robin's compliment. Slowly opening his good eye, "Shut up," he averted his gaze as his heart started to pound fast. To ease his embarrassment, looking up, Zoro whispered, "Aren't you forgetting something?" he smirked, not removing his gaze at Robin.
She let out a dry laugh, still not doing her part, "Am I?" She raised her eyebrow, her figure now shielded Zoro from their friends.
"Stay still, princess," the knight smirked at the princess.
Lifting his chin up, Robin slowly inched her lips on the swordsman. Zoro's breath hitched as soon as Robin pressed her lips to his. Not wanting to ruin the moment, Zoro stilled, just as what Robin told him. He fought the urge to pull her body closer to him. It wasn't his role to be the knight, after all.
Robin then gently caressed his face as if he was one of the fragile artifacts she found in one of her expeditions. Holding his face so dearly, she deepened their kiss, allowing both of them not to care about the world behind them— for the mean time.
"Is it really part of the script or they're now improvising?" Jimbei— confused as the two head actors were taking too long to kiss— asked Franky, in which the cyborg just shrugged, "I don't know man, let them be. That's part of the show." He shrugged— clearly enjoying the show as he eats popcorn— at the helmsman.
"This is good theatre." Brook, who was supposed to be acting in the makeshift stage, then scooped a handful of popcorn from Franky's then putting it inside his shallow skull.
Sanji tapped his foot, visibly frowning at the two, "What is Robin-chwan taking so long? Enough with the flirting damn it." Attempting to calm him down, Usopp tapped his shoulders, "Sanji, focus. Jimbei is watching."
Nami nudged both men to shush them up, "Be patient, they're almost done." Nami said, but she also noted that they were really taking so long. Nami coughed, wanting to stop them and signaled Chopper and Luffy to wrap it up.
Robin gently pulled back, looking at them, "Oh. My bad," She gave them a sheepish smile then staring at Zoro who averted his gaze, flustered, as Nami called them out.
On cue, the reindeer and the rubber boy moved at the center of the stage then, "And so, Zoro-White and Robipiri live happily ever after. The End." The little reindeer and the rubber boy bowed, followed by the knight and the princess.
The audience, Jimbei, clapped despite being baffled at their antics. Meanwhile Franky was crying beside him. "Zoro-White and Robipiri lived happily ever after, Jimbei!" he turned at Jimbei, who was awkwardly patting his shoulders, "Ah, yeah… they are." He then whispered at Nami, "Is he always like this?"
Nami just nodded at him.
Then, Luffy and Chopper jumped out of the stage, making their way to the helmsman, "What do you think, Jimbei? Did we do great?"
"Uh… Actually, you shouldn't ask me, but from the looks of it, I think your main actors are really enjoying it," he then pointed at Zoro and Robin at the stage who continued making out despite the show is finished.
The other straw hats looked with widened eyes— it was quite shocking but to Nami this wasn't new. "Duh from the way they're looking at each other from the very start, you'll definitely they're thinking of undressing each other in their minds," she whispered at Usopp, "Oi Usopp! You owe me one! I told you they'll continue making out!" she smirked, elbowing Usopp's side as the sniper just sighed in defeat since he knew he was once again lost on their bet. Groaning, he handed Nami the money then quickly, covered Chopper's eyes, "Oh no! You shouldn't see this, Chopper!"
Meanwhile, Sanji slumped on his knees upon seeing the swordsman and the archeologist's intimate moment, "That should have been me! Not that pathetic swordsman!" He cried out, punching the floor beneath him as Brook just patted his shoulders, "It's okay, Sanji, let Zoro be," he said, looking at him sympathetically, but clearly enjoying Sanji's defeat against Zoro in terms of love— the subject Sanji believes he was great, but he wasn't at all.
And on that day, Jimbei just stood there, shaking his head. He maybe formally welcomed as one of the straw hats, but it just looked like that it wasn't his day.
The End.