A/N - I haven't decided if I'm gonna go past what i've written or not, depends on if I have reviews asking me to do more (Theres 3 chapters written thus far) This is an alternate universe where they don't have quirks. Lemme know what you think!

Why did I let these fucking idiots drag me out tonight? All I wanted to do was go home after work and grab a beer and watch the hockey game. But instead here I am getting dressed again to go out and deal with these dumbasses. For what? Huh so I can watch dunce face get way too drunk as usual and piss himself? *sigh* let's get this over with.

"Yoooo Baku-bro!" Kaminari yells across the road. Here we fucking go. "I told you not to call me that!" I hissed through my teeth. Why they insist on showing up at my apartment is beyond me. Well least we don't have to wait on dunce face to show up since he's usually the one that's always late. Where's shitty hair? He's usually at my door before I even open it. Out of the corner of my eye I spot that unmistakable bright red hair getting out of a car. Sero showed up at the same time. Then I see it coming this way... messy green hair. I fucking hate that hair! "WHO THE FUCK INVITED THE NERD! IM GOING HOME" I turn on my heels and head back in when an hand grabs me by the wrist "LET. ME. GO!" I roared.

"Relaxxxxx man. He's just here because Mina let her backpack at work, he's just dropping it off for her." Kirishima threw his hands up. I gritted my teeth, clenched my fists so tightly I felt I could be feeling blood any moment. There's no mistaking my hate for that guy. His mom and my mom were friends so I was stuck with him growing up no matter how much I tried to get rid of him. He was in my classes in high school, I never could get away. And now his apartment is a block away from mine. Fuck this I'm not staying to listen to him. I start walking towards the restaurant we planned to eat at. After a couple minutes a hand reaches my shoulder and I shrugged it off.

"Soooo what's this place we're going to?" Kaminari pops out. "It's this little hole in the wall noodle place. Good food, good beer and it has a tv so I can watch the game" I rolled my eyes, like I haven't told them 8 times already. "Is that all you care about is the hockey game?!" Sero asks "it's better than watching you dumbasses" Truth was I didn't mind hanging out with these fuckers. I usually had a decent time. But no way in hell I was gonna ever tell them that.

After the food arrived Kaminari had the nerve to stick his disgusting finger in my god damn ramen bowl. I turned around, grabbed a fork from a passing waitress and slammed it into the table millimeters from his hand so quick that no one had time to blink. "If you ever and I mean EVER think about sticking your fucking filthy ass fingers in my god damn food again I suggest you decide which is a better choice, doing that or walking into fucking traffic!" I picked the bowl up and threw it at him. "Geez I just wanted to see how spicy you got it this time" "THEN ORDER YOUR OWN GOD DAMN BOWL" I pinched the bridge of my nose and got up to go to get some fresh air. I walked outside and was immediately bumped into. "OI watch where you're going!" I said.

"I'm sorry! I didn't see you coming out" The girl with chubby pink cheeks and brown hair and brown eyes stared at me. "Whatever just watch where you're fucking going next time" she rubbed the back of her head. "Actually I'm kinda glad I bumped into you... well someone like you... you see this tiny little man with weird purple hair keeps following me no matter how many times I tell him to go away! I told him I was here to meet my boyfriend so maybe he would leave so pleaseee can you help me out!" What the actual fuck. *sigh* "Fine whatever" I'm pretty sure you could hear me roll my eyes, but I'm not gonna let a pretty girl be harassed. I spotted the little shit she was talking about behind a light pole. Can you get any fucking creepier?! I grabbed her by the waist kissed her and loudly said "There you are cheeks, come on in everyone has been waiting" I walked her inside made her stand by the door and walked right back outside. I caught a glimpse of her as I turned around, she was bright red.

The little bastard took off running. Not today. It was easy to catch him. It didn't even take me half a block. I grabbed this little shit by the shirt and through my teeth I hissed "If I ever catch you stalking her again, they won't find all of the pieces" I threw him down with such force i swear I heard something snap. Although that could've just been the last of my patience for the evening but it was most likely his wrist. I shove my hands in my pockets and walk back to the shop.

When I walk in the girl is not where I left her. I look around and you're kidding me?! She's sitting with the idiots.

"Bakugo, we saw you walk in with her so we assumed you were meeting up so we brought her here"

"What the hell is someone so pretty doing with someone as ugly as you?!

"Who is she? Where'd you meet her?"

I count to 5 in my head. "She ran into me outside asked for help so I helped her and then you dipshits just grab her and bring her to the table?! Do y'all have any fucking brains at all" I'm exhausted with this. I turn to the girl, "you don't have to stay and put up with this. You can go. And that little sleaze ball will be sure to never follow you again." She has this look of pure appreciation on her little pink spots of her cheeks glowed. "Sooo does that mean she's fair game since she's not here with you?!" Denki has the audacity to ask "I will fucking kill you you wanna be pikachu! She's not a fucking object she's a god damn human there's no fucking fair game? She didn't come in here to be harassed by you or anyone! FUCK! Do you have any fucking manners at all?!" She started giggling so loudly. "Really thank you all! Thank you for helping me. I really should go, I don't wanna impose" "That's nonsense! You can stay. We'll be here for a while" Kirishima says then raises his hand for the waitress to come around "can we get another round and whatever the cute lady wants" She blushed and just said she'll take a beer.

After about 2 hours and several beers later we all head out. Kirishima is holding up Kaminari because that fucking loser doesn't know his limit, and Sero had to leave about half an hour ago because his wife called. The other two call an Uber and get in to head home and it's just me and this girl. Someone I couldn't take my eyes off all night.

"Thank you, really for everything. I had a great time!"

"Are you ok to get home?"

"Ummm, yeah I guess I am. I just moved here so I need to figure exactly where I am" she giggled

She can't live too far from here, I mean she did bump Into me on the street running from someone following her.

"You don't live near here?"

"Uhh, no not exactly. I left work and saw that guy so I went to go get on train but he followed me and then I got off on a random stop hoping he would stay on and I would just jump on the next train but that didn't work so I kinda just ran for it."

I sighed again.

"Do you wanna stay at my place tonight and tomorrow when your mind is a little clearer you can find your way home?"

"Really I don't wanna bother you!"

"It's nothing, come on, it's just up here"

She grabbed onto my arm as we walked. Normally I wouldn't allow this shit to happen but seeing as someone was just stalking her I figured I'd let it slide incase that little fucker came back. When we got inside I grabbed one of my old t-shirts from high school that I had shoved in a drawer and a pair of my old shorts, grabbed a blanket and a pillow from my bed and went out to the living room. Showed her where the bathroom was so she could get changed if she wanted to. While she was in the bathroom grabbed a beer from the fridge and plopped down on the couch. Found a hockey game to watch on tv, and just chilled out. She came out and sat beside me on the couch and grabbed my beer and took a swig of it. The fuck. I got up and got another. I swear how were people not taught any manners. Whatever.

We had minimal chatting while the game was on. I'm grateful for that. I like my peace and quiet. She actually seemed to be into it. When the game ended I told her where my room was and to just go sleep in there. "No I can't possibly put you out of your own bed!" She looks at me with those big brown eyes of hers. My clothes are swallowing her whole. It's fucking sexy. "Look I don't do anything I don't want to do. If I didn't mind sleeping out here then I would've said that. Now go in there and go to bed" When she puffed her cheeks out in the most adorable pout I've ever seen, I almost lost it.

"FINE! But I'm making you breakfast!"

"Not gonna happen"

"But I need to do something to thank you"

"Dont care, go to bed"

She went down the hall and closed the door to my room. I put the pillow down on the end of the couch, took my pants and shirt off and laid the blanket out and decided to pass out. I woke up not long after I fell asleep. I could hear walking around. What is she doing? The footsteps are getting closer. I crack an eye open to see what's going on. I raise an eyebrow at the sight. This girl I just met, standing at the end of my couch wearing my shirt and no shorts.

"Did you need something?" I say rather quietly. "Yeah, see your bed is a little bigger than mine. And I have a lot more pillows and blankets to curl up with to snuggle me."

"Okay, and?"

"Well you don't have those things"

"You're right I don't"

"So i Uhh was wondering could I maybe um, snuggle up with you?"

In my head I'm trying to figure out how much this girl had to drink. I watched her all night, she only had the 1 beer. Plus my half. She can't be drunk, can she? I'm not about to have anyone do something they might regret in the morning I …may be an asshole but I am definitely not THAT asshole. I am no stranger to fucking. But when I bring girls home, that's the mutual intention. This was not the intention when I brought her home. So I was trying to be polite. But I look over at the beer bottle in the table. It's still half full.. she only took the one swig of it. That means...

I lift up the blanket and scooch over for her to come lay beside me. I lay on the outside so she doesn't accidentally fall off. I throw the blanket back over both of us. I can feel her legs moving slowly up and down mine. She's nuzzled up and her head is laying on my chest. I keep one hand under my head and one hand at my side. Her hand starts to twitch. Then it starts moving. It's rubbing my abs then my arms. She just plant a kiss on my collar? She starts rubbing my thigh. I'm still still at this point. She's starting to massage my thigh... getting closer to my dick. My hand finally moves from my side and starts to slowly rub her back. When her hand finally reaches my dick I let out a small "mm" her hands were so soft. She maneuvered herself up a little and her lips were on mine. She rubbed against my dick with her core that even I was starting to go nuts. After a minute of making out with this little bombshell I scoop her up and flip her over. I plant light kisses everywhere skin was exposed. She removed my shirt that she had on and I was grateful all I had on was underwear. My eyes went as wide as hers. She wasn't even wearing underwear.

"Are you sure?" I ask

"No one makes me do something I don't wanna do" damn, she repeated my own line back to me.

That was it. We fucked well into the night. Well morning I should say.

It was 730am when I woke up. I usually get up and go for a run but then I remember theres someone sleeping on top of me at the moment, so I can't just leave her here. I guess I'll run this evening. I very slowly and very carefully get out from under her. I head back to my room, hop in the shower brush my teeth and get dressed. When I come out I'm kinda stunned. There was no round face girl sleeping on my couch. The blanket was folded neatly, the beer bottles picked up and put in the trash, my shorts were folded neatly on my bed, in fact my bed was untouched. Did she really just slip out like that? There was a note on my kitchen counter. "Thanks for everything... Cheeks"

Cheeks... that's what I called her all night. My eyes shot wide open I didn't even catch her name!