Hello my readers, so I decided to start this story on my version of these revenge on shot stories. The reason why I'm doing this is because not many people enjoy these chapters so I'm turning the chapters into my way, hopefully people will at least like them or find them okay. Before we begin, I'll review each chapter to give some thought into them. First up is Sona. Okay, really? Your just gonna have Sona kill Asia just become she's annoying? Not many people hate Asia because she's annoying, sure she can't fight but she does have plot development in the canon story. That's way out of character for Sona. So let's start the first one shot. I'm also gonna skip the part where Asia is kill by Sona and just get to the part where Issei confronts Sona. Also, there's going to be a special guest in this story. You guys are just gonna find out. Anyway, let's finally begin.

"Issei!" Akeno called.

"Yes?" Issei asks as he turns around.

"I had found about from my master Rias Gremory on who killed your girlfriend. About the person who had killed Asia…"

Akeno starts to say.

"WHO KILLED ASIA?!" Issei shouted out in anger and had blood vein in his eyes.

"CALM DOWN ISSEI! The one who killed Asia is…" Akeno said.

"Is..." Issei ask.

"SONA SITRI THE STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT!" Akeno finally shouted out.

"I FUCKING KILL THAT FLAT CHEST SKINNY LITTLE BITCH!" Issei scream in anger and then started making his way to Sona.

Akeno follows after Issei. Then on their way toward the classroom. The two-teenage met Rossweisse who was their teacher. But she was about their age and still got a teaching job.

"Issei Hyoudou, Akeno Himejima where are you both going?" Rosswessie asked.

"I am searching for Sona," Issei said bitterly.

"Huh? Why do you want to see Sona?" Rosswessie asks.

"BECAUSE THAT EVIL FOUR EYES BITCH, SONA KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND!" Issei shouted out in anger and started foaming at the mouth.

He started shaking with rage and he begins clenching his fist so tightly that blood begins to drip from his hand.

"Issei! calm down." Akeno said as she started gently stroking his back to calm him down.

Issei then took a deep breath, and slowly begin to calm down.

"And what the name of your girlfriend was?"

"ASIA ARGENTO!" Issei shouted out his later girlfriend name.

Then Issei, Akeno, and Rosswessie all went to the classroom and found Sona was sitting down on a chair. There could all see that she had a bored look on her face and seeing her biting her nail. As soon as Issei saw her. He begins shaking in rage and glare at Sona with hatred on his face.

"Sona Sitri... HOW FUCKING DARE, YOU KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND ASIA!" Issei shouted out in anger.

"Why? Because she an annoying cock blocking little bitch." Sona said with a stoic expression on her face.

Issei then scowled and clench his fists.

"ANNOYING!? SO, YOU KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND ASIA! JUST BECAUSE YOU FIND HER ANNOYING!? AND YOU DARE HER A BITCH! DO YOU EVEN HAVE A FUCKING HEART!?" Issei shouted out in anger.

"I don't know but it doesn't matter now. That useless bitch, Asia is now dead." Sona said with the same stoic expression on her face.

Issei whole face then turns red in anger.

"I FUCKING KILLED YOU, SONA!" Issei roared out.

Issei then charges forward Sona, planning on end her life. But Sona peerage blocked his way. Akeno and Rossweisse were about to help Issei and summon their powers. But the brown-haired young stop them with his hand raise up.

"I can handle this by myself," Issei said in a serious voice.

"I won't let a worthless bastard like you hurt my dear Sona," Genshirou Saji said mockingly and step forward.

Right as Issei was about to summon his Sacred Gear, a gun shot was heard as everyone in the room turns and see Sona shot in the brain dead as her body falls to the floor.

"What the..." They all look and see Asia in a Deadpool costume with, much to everyone's shock, another Sona beside her.

"Surprise, didn't expect to see me, huh?" Deadpool Asia said.

Then the other Sona goes in front of her peerage and casts a spell on them, causing them to get headaches and when they came back, they all look around confused.

"Huh, what happened? Last thing I remember was doing my dishes in my house." Saji said.

"Okay, what the hell is going on?! Why was there a second Sona?!" Issei asks confused.

"To summarize, I'm the real Sona Sitri. That was my evil twin, Anos."

"Wait, evil twin?" Akeno questions.

"Yeah, I was kidnapped by Anos while doing paperwork. Fortunately Asia saved me and we luckily killed my twin right before something horrible could happen."

"Wait, but how did Asia come back to life?!" Issei questions.

"To tell you guys the truth, I actually have Deadpool powers meaning I can't die. And don't ask how I got these powers cause I really don't want to explain all this."

"So let me get this straight, if you haven't stopped us, we would've killed your own peerage." Akeno questions.

"Yep, you all would've been imprisoned." Sona said.

"SO YOUR SAYING THAT WE WOULD'VE KILLED YOUR PEERAGE FOR NO REASON BECAUSE OF YOUR EVIL TWIN?!" Issei yells.

"Whoa dude, no need to get angry. The conflicts resolved and we're all fine now." Saji said.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCK SHIT ASS FUCK SHIT ASS FUCK CUNT ASS BITCH ASS FUCK-"

"Jesus dude, what's wrong with you?"

"THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME! I'M PERFECTLY CALM YOU FUCK SHIT ASS FUCK CUNT BITCH TITS ASS-"

"Okay, you seriously need to stop. Do you just have anger issues?" Saji questions.

But Issei continues shouting, much to everyone's annoyance.

"I DO NOT FUCKING ANGER ISSUES YOU FUCK SHIT ASS CUNT BITCH TITS FUCK ASS SHIT CUNT DICK COCK SHIT ASS BITCH CUNT FUCK-"

"Okay now, he's just saying random profane words out." Rossweisse said to Akeno as she agrees.

"-SHIT BITCH ASS CUNT PORN ASS CUNT FUCK BITCH ASS PENIS COCK!"

"DUDE, WILL YOU SHUT UP?! WE'RE GETTING TIRED OF YOU SHOUTING PROFANITY!" Saji yells out.

"Yeah, we're okay now. Calm down dude." Momo said, annoyed

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO NOT INTERRUPT ME YOU COCK SUCKING DICK FAG ASS BITCH FUCK SHIT ASS COCK FUCK SHIT TITS A-"

(BANG)

Issei was suddenly shot in the head as his body falls to the ground. Everyone's eyes widen in surprise as they turn and see Deadpool Asia standing next to another Issei, much to their confusion. Sona was surprised as she thought Deadpool Asia was still next to her.

"(Sigh) let me guess Issei, that was your evil twin named Iessi who kidnapped you and Asia saved you, right?"

"Yep."

So that's the first chapter of my version on how it should've gone if the characters were logically and they acted like themselves. The reason why I added the evil twins part was to stay away from Sona and Issei being malicious. There's gonna be another evil twin but you'll have to find out later. Don't worry, I'll make the other chapters so hope you like it.