Disclaimer: I wish I owned Danny Phantom! Desiree: -turns me into Butch Hartman- AHHHHHHHHH! CHANGE ME BACK CHANGE ME BACK! -is changed back

For anybody wondering the logic behind this: I've never owned an Alexa and never will, and I'm just assuming at this point that Jeff Bezos has this kind of terrifying power

"Yeah, Papa got it for me for my birthday!" Paulina chirped happily as she gestured to the small device from her spot on her bed. Star hummed in admiration as she admired the specially ordered pink device that sat on one of Paulina's dressers.

"Do you like it?" she wondered. "I've been wondering if I wanted to ask for one for Christmas."

"I love it!" Paulina exclaimed. "It's sooo useful for when I'm getting ready in the morning, I can just voice command for song changes and the weather while I'm doing makeup. You can even play games and such too kinda. My mom and I play Jeopardy sometimes."

"Oh man that sounds so fun!" Star said. She shifted to sit cross legged in Paulina's desk chair. "What else can it do?"

"I dunno for sure," Paulina admitted. "I'm still figuring out some of it. I only found out yesterday that I can use it to order DoorDash."

"You can order DoorDash?"

"Yeah! Actually are you hungry? I could order something right now," Paulina offered. Star thought for a moment.

"I could go for food," she mused lightly. "What sounds good?"

"Nasty Burger?" Paulina suggested.

"Ooo yeah!" Star nodded. "Definitely a strawberry milkshake with a burger and fries."

"Ugh, their milkshakes are so good," Paulina agreed. "Alexa!" The Alexa's light lit up. "Order DoorDash for the Nasty Burger, two of my quick orders to Sanchez house!"

The Alexa was silent for a moment, before finally speaking.

"...Okay. Ordering Nasty Burger, two quick orders to Sanchez house. Do you want delivery updates?"

"Yes!" Paulina replied. The Alexa paused as it processed the verbal command.

"Okay. I'll let you know when your order is on the way."

"That's so cool!" Star squealed. "But ugh!" She sighed dreamily, leaning back in the chair. "Speaking of the Nasty Burger, did you see Danny Phantom flying through the drivethrough? Val told me she had to serve him, ugh! She's soooo lucky!"

Paulina sighed happily as she thought of her dream boy.

"She really is," she replied. "I dunno why she hates him so much. I'd kill to take Phantom's order. I wish he was here."

"We could try the ouija board again?" Star suggested. Paulina rolled her eyes.

"Don't try me," she grumbled. "I'm still mad that didn't work." Star smiled.

"Maybe we're just using an outdated method," Star replied. "Hey Alexa!" The device lit up. "Summon Danny Phantom." Paulina rolled her eyes. The device processed this request.

"...Okay. Summoning Danny Phantom."

The device's lit went from the usual neutral white to a dark red, and odd noises came from it. Paulina sat up, clutching a pillow as she stared at it. Star's face paled a bit, pulling her knees to her chest. The entire ordeal went on for almost two minutes before it finally stopped, and with a pop, Danny Phantom had snapped into existence and faceplanted into the pink carpet.

Paulina gave a light scream of surprise, and Star yelped. Star scrambled, nearly falling out of the chair.

"What the fuck?" Phantom wheezed. He quickly pushed himself off the floor, floating near the ceiling as he stared at the two frightened girls. "How did I get here? I was in the middle of-"

"DoorDash update: Your order has been picked up," the Alexa interrupted him. "Arrival in approximately ten minutes."

"...Is that an Alexa?"