Hi everybody! It is me Travis. NO I am not DEAD! I just am very busy at school okay? I will update The War in Our Stars momentarily but right now I just got done watching WandaVishon and then watchex Avenchers Endgoal again. I love Marvel!

Anyway I like Falcon and Winter Soljer because it's about time a black man and a gay man got their own show, together. (If u don't think Bucky is gay that's ok but my friend Stacy said he is gay and Stacy is normally right like when she said Captain Marvel was annoying... she IS annoying!)

But I felt more like I should right WandaVis becoz I can relate more to livinf in a house than fighting terrorists. I would fight a terrorist if he attacked my dad or something but I don't want to like go to them and fight. I think Oresident Biden should just end all the wars.

Wanda woke up with a stattle: "Vish!" She declared with a cry. "Ate you dead?

"No darling," said the sexy robot. He walked in in a towel. He had his bear chest out but it had no hair because he is a computer. It glistened because he had gotten out of a shower but sense he us a robot he bathed in pure oil. So he walked to her with his fit oiled up chest. "I can't die, not unless the mind stone is taken and Thanos already did that yet here I am."

Wanda knew she couldn't argue with his wisdom. Vision is wise and sexy. That is why Wanda if she had a penis would have a boner but she was a girl so I guess not? But she was turned on and also relieved he was OK. The studeo audience said oooooooo! Iike they do whenever Cory and Tapangah kiss.

"I had a dream, " Wanda said, "That I was the Scarlet Witch and you were dead and so was our sons".

"Well you are the Scarlet Witch;" he said. "BUT that is good and people love living here. Everyone is so sexy." They made out. Wanda's chest parts bounced upon his oiled chest. They both thought the other one was so sexy. And they were both right (I'm bi) (Elizabeth Olson is een that is a joke from a Facebook group I am in its like queen but dumb) Their kissing was interuped just as Wanda was about to magic Visions towl off A skinny but muscle guy flew in.

He wore all dark but had a rainbow street in his hair. Otherwise it was black. He wore sort of a batman like outfit but NO YEKLO! HE SAID " sorry to interrupt this program" the audience laughed. It was meta. "I was flying over the sky and Vulture shot me down!"

"But according to my hypothesis" Vishuan said smarlty, "Spider Man put Vulture in jail a log time ago!:

"He escaped on good behavior!" Said the man.

Wanda stood up. The man in black realized he'd never seen such beauty. She was red haired and had lips and hot. The man looked at his feet and couldn't think of what to say. Wanda spike in her Polish or whatever accent so you know it was serious. "Who are you to fall in? Even if it was a how do you Americans say... fight?"

"I know," he sId. "My name is Slyde." Slyde was born in the DC universe (AN: they cross over I HAVE PROOF DEAL WITH IT) to Duperman and Wonderwomman. They didn't want a kid though so they put him for adoption. He was so powerful but was sweet mostly so a man took him in. He had daddy issues that resolved as he got older but WERE NOT GOING INTO THAT IN THIS STORY!

Then Slyde was so powerful he beat all the DC bad guys and was bored and went to Marvel because Marvel is more unpredictable. Like... squirl girl is joke but she beats people like the Dark Seed? Okay. Also the gardens of the Galaxy are silly but can be powerful. He was intrigued. "My power is I can take the power of anyone I have sex with. He said. " "Wait take it AWAY"? SAID Vishaun "No silly!" SLYDE said. "I can only do that if I meet someone with a take powers away power. I just copy the powers and can use them. But since I have so much practice with powers. I normally use them better. I can take energy without draining another persons."

Wanda looked at Slydes sexy body. He was leen and had muscles and maybe had a few zits but that is normal even if you are getting to be college aged its fine okay? "You know what other activity takes energy but doesn't drain it?" She locked her lips. Slyde moved in closer.

The three sexy superheroes looked to each other and they all tried to kiss st once. That didn't work out so "we'll take turns." Ok" They had a three way and tried every position and at one point Wanda made a Dildo from scarlet witch energy. Slyde didn't like it up the ass "I'm a top" but Vishion who is a switch did.

They played the song "house of wolfs" by my chemical romance the whole time.

"Wow that was great!" Said Slyde. Then he remembered "WAIT I'm supposed to be fighting a bad guy and I'm naked?" He flyed up and now he had visoins and Scarlett Wit h power. He saw Vulture and said "Surrender!"

"No!" Said the villain.

"I will destroy all of NEW JERSEY!:

"BUT WHY?!"

"Because they made this town a sitcom and I hate witcoms." "How dare you ! SLYDE said. They fight. In the air. Slyde used the

Slyde used the force to push him away. "I fucked a certain sexy Jedi too! At church camp!"

"Jedis don't have church!"

"They do if they love Jesus!"

Vulture had one thing Slyde didn't have: guns in his wings. He shot them. But Slyde used his beam from Vis to crack them all like EGGS. He also had been with Natasha so he could dodge really well from her powerc "Sitcoms are COOL!" Slyde delivered the killing blow with a tentacle don't ask.

The studio audience cheered.

Wanda and avision hugged him.

"Great job!" They said.

Slyde blushed. "Ok I better get going on new adventures!" The couple waved goodbye.

"I sure am glad I am real and the show is not said!" -Vissin