Masses of masked heads turned in their direction the moment they opened the door.
Naruto blinked. "Is that… what I think it is?"
Shisui nodded slowly. "Yes, it is."
"… Interesting," Itachi commented, staring at the scene in front of him.
One of the ROOT agents lazily lowered his spoon. "How inconvenient."
"Yeah," the one next to him muttered. "Just as we were getting to the best part."
"Why are we being disturbed now?!" another ROOT agent demanded loudly. He sounded uncharacteristically emotional. "I had to wait months until I was allowed to eat dessert again!"
Naruto's gaze fell on the brownie sitting in front of the agent, and he suddenly realized that they had found ROOT's cafeteria.
"Well," Shisui commented weakly. "It seems our assumptions about secret food stocks were not that far off."
Wordlessly, Itachi bit in his dango and turned around. "We are leaving."
Naruto looked up, a spoon hanging out of his mouth. "Do we have to? The ice-cream is very good! They even have chocolate!"
"Really?" Instantly interested, Shisui walked over to inspect the assortment.
"Of course, it is good," another random agent commented, waving his empty bowl around. "Why do you think we all joined ROOT?"
Inspired by Darkdom III's off-handed comment. *xD*
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