(For those who want to read along)
Translated By WintryOne
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Original Version by PANA_SO twitter pana_so/status/1117731856672182272?lang=en
So, I presume after everything that has currently happened, you will probably want something a bit shorter
YES, PLEASE said some
Something less horrific please! Shouted from a small maid
Can we have a small break before so that we can process everything
Ok then, here are some shorter stories that I will show to you
"You said stories but what will they be about?"
It can be anything from just Subaru doing mundane things to being impossible scenarios
And I will show you one now as requested
"But will he still die? "Emilia asked worried when she heard the worlds "Impossible"
Please watch
The screen light ups revealing the words "Subaru is seriously a cat"
"Huh!?" was most the initial reaction for most people
"This is a joke, right? Subaru is human!, how can he be a beastmen?"
"Could it be? No…"
"Be what? Please discuss!" Intrigued by Duchess Crusch puzzled question, Anastasia prodding for an answer
"He said impossible scenarios so what if Subaru was a beastmen?"
those around her could now only speculate if this were true
"Or It could be he's serious a player!" A loud bonk could be heard from the helmet where the words originated from
"Silence commoner" soon followed by Priscilla who was pulling out a spar fan for herself
"Cat ears?" exclaimed by the confused the silver haired half-elf Emilia as she is picking up a card from the equally puzzled drilled haired spirit Beatrice next to her
As soon as those words were heard several members of Emilia's camp instantly knew what it was about and started chuckling leaving everyone else less sighing.
"That right, I tried making some cat-ear headbands!" As the blushing knight Subaru proudly showed off a collection of different bands.
[A golden band with black stripes, a plain blue one, a snow white one and finally a black headband]
"He made headbands that looked like cat ears. But why?" from the confused Otto who didn't get his own coloured headband
"Capt'in made a band after my mazin' self!" As Garfield started boasting
"I'm very confident that the combination of Emilia-Tan's cuteness and cat ears will be AMAZING. It'll be a revolution …. A cuteness revolution. "As an overly confident Subaru
"Hmm"
"So having four ears is cute?"
Several people were amused by her innocent answer
"WAIT, is that what you thought?"
"Well, I do have two ears already"
"Subaru is the sort that thinks the more ears, The BETTER, I suppose?"
"Betty only was saying that as a joke, I-!"
"C'mon little miss, It's alright we know, it's fun after all" as Ricardo cackled
A pouting Beatrice returned to sitting down after having he last words cut off, Why would he do that, I wonder?
"I see, since beastmen exist, you interpret it that way… I overlooked that"
"Maybe it's more along the lines of a decoration, Like a hair ornament and such"
"It's cute to add a bit of fuzz"
"Adding fuzz makes you cute?"
"Emilia-Tan is cute even without it, of course. I just wanted to see"
*Emilia walked over towards Subaru, grabbing a headband, and slowing putting them on the leaned over Subaru*
"OH, you!" Just moments before she finishes putting them on Subaru's head
"Fufu, maybe it is cute."
"Aww, Even with cat ears, I…"
*Several awes briefs awing was made, and some soft purring could be heard from several unknown locations*
"Beautiful"
"If I didn't know that was a headband, I would have believed those were real!"
Humm
"Subaru-Dono I hope you'll gain more self confidence in your appearance, even if It sometimes makes you uneasy"
Crusch having noticing that Ferris was murmuring and gripping the chair with all his might, trying to look away but his eyes refusing to budge from the screen
" Ou- H- Hey, you ok!?" could be heard as Mimi jumped from her seat into the screen, luckily Garfield happened to collided with her knocking them both to regain each others composure
"You called that "Gap moe", Didn't you?"
"Aha, Having Emilia-Tan say that is "Gap moe"." Unbeknownst to the overjoyed Subaru, a trembling Spirit was losing all sense of reason
"C... Cu…"CCCCUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTEEEE!
THAT'S UNBELIEEWAABLY TOO CUTE, IN FACT!
"So If we're talking about cat poses, it would be like this, Right?" as the nyow cat knight started playfully trying to mimic the classic pose
"Aha, you look like Felis" giggled Emilia
This is "Gap moe", I suppose!?, Subaru is shining a hundred times brighter than usual, In fact.
With cat ears attached, Subaru's normally unfriendly look turns into a charming appeal, I suppose!
This cuteness exceeds even that of Bubby! To put it in the terms Subaru would, Subaru is seriously A KITTEN! IN FACT! ¬Ah!
This won't do, I suppose! Betty isn't the kind of spirit that would judge Subaru on just one part of his appearance, IN FACT! I MUST LET HIM KNOW, I SUPPOSE!
"How is it that Emilia unaffected by this, I wonder" An the frantic Beatrice trying to calm herself down from another appearance from Suba~Kitty
"Yeah what gives Big-sis?"
With a puff of her chest Emilia "I will always be ready to support Subaru"
"here here" could be heard by mainly the nodding Otto and Garfield to the support for Subaru
Subaru quickly turns to the beet red heart eyed Beatrice
"Beako, how about it, do they look good on me? Just kidding-"
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF BETTY!
"Simply adding more ears doesn't change your appearance, Subaru." Beatrice with a deadpan stare at Subaru, trying to best to not be overrun but Subaru's cat like cuteness
"Ah, I-I see… ?" creating a disheartened Subaru, who could no longer tell if he looked good or if he looked ridiculous
I DID IT, IN FACT! I was able to tell him that I love the way he usually looks, As well as the way HE LOOKS RIGHT NOW, I suppose!
"Ah, is this were you were Subara-Sama. Ram-Sama is…AH!? AH- AH- AHH- AHH- A-H"
"I'm sorry!" screamed the young maid hidden behind Frederica as she could feel the presence of a hostile glare aimed towards herself
"Are you alright Petra!?" from the squeals of Petra, The worried cat knight Subaru rushed to her aid
"AHH!?" Just by looking at Subaru's Cat ears, Petra couldn't handle his adorableness and the only thing she kept doing spilling ahhs uncontrollably
"What on earth…" the more she screamed the more distraught he became.
"AHH" With her mind blank with the sound of Nyaing, she forgot what her duties
"You… You're TOO close, Subaru! EKk!" The close he got the louder the Nyas became, she pushes against Subaru's face. to quiet the cats in her head
"Huh, ME!?"
"I CAN'T, I can't take it anymore…"
"ME!? Is there something WRONG with me!?"
"Subaru, It's your EAR EAR EAR EAR EAR …. Ears." as the sounds kept swirling in her head
"MY EARS!?"
"Ack… Aack… KYA-"
"KYAA-!"
Petra trying to save herself from the constant sound of cats meowing decides to flee whilst she was still sane
"PETRA!?" Called Subaru frightened of what he's done to her
"She ran out screaming…" and was left shivering... How could he?
As expected of Petra, I suppose. Rather she's Exceptional..! She realized the allure of Subaru's kitty form at first glance, I suppose. It seems that her young body was unable to endure the cuteness though…
Petra is screaming is heard screaming doesn't the corridor passing the confused Otto and Garfield who could only wonder what was happening
Betty applauds you, In fact Petra!
"Is it really that bad? My cat ear headband…"
"Its NOT!" shouted Petra who was still having a weighty glare at her.
"It's not like that, I'm sure she was just rea~lly surprised that you were so cute"
"Yeah… right…" The look on a defeated Subaru who though it was horrendous
"Well, I didn't make them for me to wear, anyways." as Subaru took off the black headband turning back into the normal Subaru
"Please... n-" Another faint sound could be heard causing Crusch again looked over to Ferris leading forwards who was glued to the screen
! Those were the last words that Beatrice wanted to hear.
Wha- wha- WHAT should I do, I suppose! SubaKitty has declared it's END, in fact! B-BU-BU-BUT Betty went and said that she loves all Subarus equally, I suppose! I wish to see more of Subakitten…
In a panic Beatrice mind she started imagining the impossible
"Does that mean you don't like the usually me, Beako…?" From a crying subaru
"You're Mistaken I Suppose!" She said in a harsh tone, only confirming Subaru's doubt
There is no way I can say THAT!… Then If it's comes to this…! Beatrice refused to let that happen, IN FACT! Everyone would agree, IN FACT!. Beatrice without a moment to loose
"Wait Just a moment, I suppose Subaru."
"Huh?"
Beatrice was standing there brimming with conviction to convince Subaru to but the ears back on
"Subaru has yet to realise what it feels like to be a cat"
"You really loved those, didn't you Bea~trice" giggled Emilia to the spirit next to her
"Oh course big bro does!"
"It is a Felt says, Those ears were suitable for him" up until now Reinhard had been silent. But even himself doesn't like the thought that his friend would be upset with himself over a simple misunderstanding
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?" Leaving only a puzzled Subaru
I'll use that sort of reason to revert Subaru back into a KITTEN! Of course, That maybe lying a little bit, I suppose! BUT It's a lie for Betty and Subaru's future!
"The baby loves her father, she is very good"
"I have said I am not a Subaru's child, IN FACT" The angry Beatrice yelled back at Mimi in displeasure
"You should think carefully, in fact. Subaru… This is a chance to train yourself, I suppose. Understand what it feels like to be a "BEAST" will prove useful in fighting MA"BEAST"S, In fact. Thus-"
"HUH? What's up with this explanation?"
Even if it means Betty is telling a lie
"Subaru" As she pokes Subaru's shoulder to grab his attention
"Beatrice is trying to say she'd like to see more of your cat ears."
"NGAAAH! STOP IT, IN FACT! don't say THAT, You know! He'll misunderstand, I suppose!" The flustered child tried attacking the person who explained it for him
"Misunderstand? Why? You like seeing Subaru with cat ears, Don't you?" The unharmed and unmoveable woman gently got a hold of Beatrice's weaponized hands
"AGA-H!" was the last remaining of great spirits war cry before realising how ineffective it was
"You have to tell him properly. RIGHT?", A loving Emilia asked of the spirit, No matter how hard she could tug, nothing will let Emilia let go
"Why did Betty even bother resorting to a physical attack on Emilia…!"
"I don't know what you mean by misunderstanding, BUT I'm sure Subaru will get what you mean. You know that too. Don't you Beatrice?"
"Emilia…." It was true, Betty already knew that'll understand but was far too embarrassed to tell him directly.
Beatrice looked down and
Everyone held their breaths for her confession, even Beatrice herself after noticing Emilia doing so.
…
…
Again but this time. With a deep breath to calm herself. Even if it's a start, A stutter, something is better than nothing!
And with much anticipation from the crowd of people watching her.
"….THAT RIGHT, IN FACT….Betty…. Really likes…. The way Subaru LOOKS with car ears, I suppose."
"B-but, she loves the usually Subaru TOO, you know! Betty loves both Subaru…."
"Beyond doubt"
…
…
"Beako."
"I had no idea. That you thought that way about my cat ears. You really liked the cat ears that much?"
! Those words. pulling her back to her senses
"Su.. Subaru! Please believe me, I suppose!"
"Betty is…"
She looked up only to notice the headband was.
was back on Subaru's head.
"Congratulation Beatrice" The first was none other than her contractors Rival, Julius
"Nyah" and with his confidence back, He squats down to her eye level, poses and starts messing around
Everyone in the theatre watched how the now the spirit who is already being overloaded from The cat knight
"C'mon Beako~If that's how it is, You GOTTA tell me.
"I was surpurrised! Nyann"
"NGAH!"
"Nyaa"
"Nya"
"Myah!"
"SEE! Nya! Nyann"
"Sto-Stop it, I suppose, SUBARU!"
No matter how many Myahs, Ngahs the Nya assault from Subaru was too powerful for this Great spirit, Whilst Emilia happily watched the two of them
"Don't be shy! Look here, LOOK HERE!"
"w- wait, in fact! A sudden overdose is dangerous, I suppose!"
"Look Nyaan" As Subarus' Nyaning intensifies
"Subaru you dunderhead"
"Betty's limits are …"
"Nya"
"AaH!"
"You mustn't, in fact!"
"Nya, Nyaan Nyaa" *having become a super sainyan*
"AHH! Sto…"
"aa-a-a-ah"
"Nyaaaa-a-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaa"
"KNOCK IT OFF, I SUPPOSE!" Beatrice, Her last line of defence decided to fight fire with fire, By putting the Snow white headband on Emilia
"By the dragon" Otto who had been smitten by the gods
"You should consider how BETTY feels a little, In fact!"
Emilia started posing in a similar way to Subaru before her but was confused when he drops to the ground in a heartbeat
"It's just too MAGNIFICENT… E.M.N"
Felt, Ricardo and AL were laughing their heads off
Whilst the two knights were chuckling at their friend Subaru on the floor in utter defeat
Others had a warm smiles on their faces
"Like Nyas?" with those words Subaru started Foaming
"They're too dangerous, they must be sealed away..." were his final words
"Nyaa"
"That's probably for the best, I suppose"
The sounds of metal chains and the sounds of a crying, whimpering of a child
"… PLEASE! I BEG FOR YOU'RE FORGIVNESS, RAM NEE-SAMA"
"No."
"Because of Barasu's beastly appearance, you neglected to do what I had asked of you: Correct?" as it shows a trembling child with her back against the wall
"ah… Ahhh…"
"Well then, look at it as much as you'd like"
"E-E-EEK" having seen the state Subaru was in, All tied up with a chain and collar in his old butlers outfit
"NEE-SAMA HOW COULD YOU"
"Barasu didn't arrive then I asked of him to and Petra didn't do her job" Ram stares at Petra who when to Frederica for help
"It's alright Petra I am here"
"Open your eyes and get used to it this INSTANT, so you'll be never be swayed by something like this EVER AGAIN"
"FOR-foR-GIve HIM, PlEASE! RAM NEE-SAMA. I-iT'S MY FaULT. PLEASE LET SUBARU GO."
"That won't do. Barasu is just as guilty for not coming"
To have that type of reaction to the cat ears and a collar….!? She's surpassed even Betty, IN FACT…! Well done, Petra!
Now on his own in a empty room what to appears to be by himself
"TADA!"
As the catboy knight Subaru showed off a blue headband*
"What do you think? I tried making cat-ear headbands."
"Man, it sure was a lot of work, even despite the level of my sewing skills having gone way up~"
"But it was worth all the hard work for the great reactions I saw. Beako and Petra's were especially excellent, Y'KNOW. -Even if I hadn't originally made them to wear myself."
"WELL, I did get a little carried away… Ram came down on me HARD. Cat ears don't work on Nee-Sama."
"Rem"
"I wonder how you'd react if you saw them."
"I'll have to let you show me soon."
"Wait for me."
"Rem."
The End.
A teary-eyed maid looked upset she was not there to witness Subaru as a cat debut
She cried into her knees pleading why had she met the bishops that frightful day
For his and your wish, I shall give you this If: version.
The maid lookup back at the screen which just had left her heart to sink. The whole next part but without her but another her
"Suba-" exclaimed
"Ru-Kun, what do you have there. A headband?"
"It looks wonderful on you"
"OH? That's a more normal reaction than I'd been expecting…"
"Of course!"
"I anticipated Subaru-kun might do SOMETHING like this, so I was able retain my sanity."
"You anticipated this…!?"
"By imagining Subaru-kun in ALL MANNERS of unexpected states before they happen, Rem is able to avoid losing consciousness and burn those sights into her memory."
As her eyes glowed with the image of the cat Subaru
Several people shivered just hearing those words
The End.
There sat Rem looking at the sleeping boy near her... "I hope you could show me for real when I come back"
"It's over now. That was a sight" Anastasia's camp was amused before hearing the sound of
"FERRIS" shouted by the very concerned Crusch causing everyone to look at them both in fright.
There he was lying in his seat with a smile on a face, Felix who's looked as if he now passed away from pure bliss.
No-one realised that he couldn't comprehend what Cat Sabaru looked like, at some point he died.
"Please do not worry your duchess, I assure you that He'll be alright, He's very strong willed"
"I do not normally get to see him like this" Happy that her knight will be okay as she thanked Julius
"Ferri-Chan is BACK!" Felis realised he was on one of the beds in dormitory rooms alone with Crusch sitting on a chair next to him, eagerly waiting for his return
"Welcome back, Are you alright?"
"Crusch-sama, I apologies for you might have seen, But now I understand"
"Good I presume you'll know what to do about it then"
"HAI, Ferri is going to get rid of those evil, seducing, charming, lovable headbands. Nyone should have this power"
"Felis. That was not what I meant"
"Understood I'll read between the lines"
"Felis"
"Myu?"
Sigh "...Fine..."
"Ferris"
".."
"What was your thought about Subaru?"
".."
".."
"He was.."
"Beautiful" as the boy smiled back at her with a wide grin
True end.
I can't really guarnyantee purrfect character consistnyancy for this, but I'll try
I wasn't trying to mind break Felix I swear...
I'll try to keep as close as possible with the Comics if I do carry this on, but I'll probably changes minor things
Man I really tried doing this all in one day.. Hopefully it will be decent.