About the Author: Buster Manwomb received a Cease and Desist from Ubisoft for slandering their CEO, which they are extremely proud of and find fucking hilarious since it confirms the only thing Yyves Guillemot and original character Eaves Guillemot have in common is that they protect rapists and abusers in leadership positions in their company, and enjoy preying on people with gambling addiction issues.

Watch Buster Manwomb get their kicks by picking fights with corporations and religious organizations with more money than they could even conceptualize on Twitter at BusterManwomb.

Chapter One: Following a forty-five-minute preamble about Jackie Chan Adventures and the glorious return of potato bites to the Taco Bell menu

"Alright!" Stevo said, interrupting an argument about how many Skeleton Warriors Jackie Chan would have a chance fighting against. "Welcome to Friday Night Fanfiction. I'm your host, Stevo, and with me tonight are David, Shawn, and Logan. Val is on baby duty, again."

"Hey."

"Hi."

"Hello."

"Today we'll be probably be reading "The Brave Little Toaster Goes To Hell" and "Dead Space but with Heathcliff" by MoliereFitzgerald. But first…" Stevo declared. "Friends, mothers, secret lovers, you may have noticed that we aren't recording this episode on a Wednesday."

"Wait, what?" Logan exclaimed. "What day is it, then?"

"Do you actually not know?" Stevo asked.

"My entire internal clock has relied on this podcast since 2016!" David added. "Oh, we're recording the podcast today, it must be Wednesday! You're throwing that out of whack!"

"It's a Tuesday." Stevo said. "Anyway, I called you all here to invoke the council of three."

"Is that a thing anymore?"

"It needs to be!" Stevo declared. "We have become involved in… a kerfuffle."

"How do you know it's a kerfuffle, and not a haberdashery?" Shawn asked.

"Or a brouhaha?" Logan added.

"Because the podcast's unsullied reputation is at stake!" Stevo said. "We have accidentally gotten embroiled in the game grumps controversy!"

"Wait, how?" David asked. "Did Dan Avidan allegedly groom one of us for sex in our early twenties?"

"No!" Stevo said. "At least I don't think so. No, this is about the fic that Buster Manwomb wrote for us."

"You mean that Willow sequel commemorating Xavier being born?" Logan asked.

"No." Stevo said.

"The one's with Columbo and Homestar Runner they wrote literal days after we asked for more fics with them?" David asked.

"Also no." Stevo said. "The one that actually has us in it."

"Oh yeah!" David said. "The one of us reading us reading us reading us reading-"

"Reading Game Grumps, yes." Stevo said. "We can't risk association like this. This threatens the integrity of the whole podcast!"

"Didn't that fic only have like, thirty views?" Shawn said, using latent psychic powers to tap into knowledge exclusive to Buster Manwomb. "I'm pretty sure we have nothing to worry about."

"No, no we have to fix it!" Stevo said. "I have a plan."

"Ask Buster Manwomb nicely to change or remove the fic?" Shawn suggested.

"I was thinking violence." Stevo suggested.

"Why violence?" David asked.

"One, I already had guns express-shipped to all of you." Stevo said. "Two, I'm bored."

"Fair enough." David said as every one else agreed. "Let's go violence!"