Ay, yo yo yo! It ya boi! Coming at ya wit anotha stori! Watch out! Because I'm not writing for any of my other ones until this one is done! Woah! Wacky am I right!? Now, lets hang ten and look at this super crazy awesome fanfic!

One day, Jaune had an Idea.

"I have an Idea!" Jaune said.

"What's your idea, my oh so sexy love machine of a partner that I cannot live without?" Pyrrha asked, her tiddies bouncing sporadically as she tried dry humping her leader's leg.

"I will unlock my Semblance." Jaune stated, his Aura flaring up and encompassing the entirety of Vale with it's vastness.

"Oh wow! Your Aura is so huge! I want your babies now!" Blake said, suddenly appearing with the rest of her team. Yang was nodding vigorously, wanting to ride the Arc Express.

"Holy guacamole! I think your Semblance is to be the best Hunter in the world!" Ruby exclaimed, now attached to his other leg.

"I know. And now I can fix the moon." Jaune said as he fixed the moon.

"Jaune! I was only mean because I loved you so much! I want to be yours!" Weiss exclaimed, hugging him from his now strong and muscular back.

"Ladies, there's enough of me to go around. I have a huge dick you see." Jaune boasted, said dick throbbing harshly against his tight fitting jeans. Everyone in the room was salivating at the sight. Even Goodwitch who was also there from the very beginning but had not said anything and also Winter, Penny, Coco, Velvet, Ren who was actually a gurl named Rei, Nora who was lesbian for Rei but was turned straight by Jaune's huge peepee, and a bunch of other girls that now want the Arc D and were now getting ready to have a huge orgy.

But then, Ozpin arrived, being all mysterious and shit.

"Jaune! We need you! Salem, the Grim Queen who was my wife but is now my crazy Ex and has been killing a bunch of people because she's a petty bitch, has now sent her minions to attack the school but it was obvious because they look like old twenty-somethings in a school for teens. But I didn't notice it until now because I'm an old fart and can't see with these small ass glasses. Only you can stop her from getting the Maiden powers by the way the Maidens are real and they hold the key to the Relics!" Ozpin said in one breath, gasping by the end of it.

Jaune looked at him for a moment, not caring for the gaggle of women hanging off of him. He smiled smugly and really cool as he raised a hand with four chess pieces orbiting around it.

"I already have the Relics because of my Semblance." Jaune said in a really cool and sexy voice. Every word caused his girls to cum harder than they had ever before in their entire lives, which was only with their fingers because they wanted to stay virgins because they only ever wanted to be with Jaune because they loved him.

"Cool. Now please go kill that cunt Cinderella or something. She burnt all the coffee." Ozpin begged with a begging voice. Jaune turned from with with a frown and closed eyes, the wind that was blowing rustling his hair.

"I'm sorry headmaster, but I can't do it. I promised that I would never kill again. Not after last time." Jaune said, remembering when he had to kill his first love because she turned out to be, like, super evil. He never thought that someone could be evil enough to put pizza on pineapple.

"She burned your hoodie!" Ozpin shouted, tears in his eyes. Jaune's own snapped open, looking down to see that his hoodie was indeed burnt.

"That's it! I can never forgive her!" Jaune yelled in rage. He stepped away from the writhing bodies of orgasming women and rushed out the door, pushing Ozpin out of the way and into the wall, ready to game end What's-her-face.

As he stormed away, Ozpin smiled, blood trickling down his mouth.

"He really is the legendary super sand."

With a frown, Jaune made his way to the top of Ozpin's tower, seeing that Cunt had made herself comfortable in the Headmaster's office. Her big, fake and plastic butt wriggled as she tried sitting down on the chair. The helium filled balloons that made up her badonkadonks flailing about as she laughed at the blonde. Her swollen lips set in a permanent pout as the numerous plastic surgeries had made it impossible to do otherwise. Beside her were her trusted compatriots.

An Emerald.

And a small Mercury thermometer.

This would be Jaune's greatest challenge yet.

"Ooh, so the fool thinks he can stop me with a sexy hunk of meat? I don't think so. I have the Geass and the Sharingan at my disposal! I know exactly what you are going to do before you even think about it!" Winky stated as she struck a Jojo pose. Jaune smirked, closing his eyes before opening them, revealing that he had the Rinnegan and the Shinigami Eye!

"Sorry Whatever your name is. Even though you may have outsmarted me, I found a way to outsmart your outsmarting!" Jaune bragged as he stuck a better Jojo pose. The hoochie suddenly felt her airbags be popped and deflate, her chest becoming flat and her ass being reduced to atoms. She looked to Jaune with fear and pissed herself along with shitting herself. Jaune let out a chuckle before teleporting in front of her and raising a hand.

"BEGONE THOT!" Jaune exclaimed as he used the Hakai to delete her. She was gone in an instant, leaving nothing behind. He turned to her minions with a snear.

"I'll let you live for now. But if I see your faces again, I'm going to Wushi Finger hold the both of you." Jaune threatened before leaving.

The thermometer fell of the desk and shattered on the floor, ready to plot it's revenge...until a stray pigeon came by and drank up the liquid before then stealing the emerald and flying off into the forest.

Jaune returned to Ozpin, only to see that the old man was no longer an old man, but an annoying looking piece of shit that no one liked.

"Ozpin, what happened?" Jaune asked, once again ignoring the women that attached themselves to him. The old man answered through the eyesore.

"I died of a heart attack and was able to transfer my spirit into a little boy. I can't remember his name. It might have been Oswald or something." He said through the puppet. Jaune frowned before shaking his head.

"I don't like it." Jaune said, not liking it.

"I don't like him either. Can you kill me so that I may go back to possessing my old body?" Ozpin asked.

"Sure." Jaune agreed, killing the Headmaster. A few seconds later, the old body of Ozpin's sprang back to life and smiled.

"Thank you."

"It was no problem, I really didn't like that other body." Jaune said, yeeting the annoying looking eyesore out the window and into the sun.

"Now for Salem." Jaune said, getting serious again. Ozpin nodded before they were all teleported to Salem's castle. Her minions were dead, as she had entered her minstrel cycle again. She had teleported them there because she wanted to make Ozpin pay up.

"Where is my child support check Ozpin!" Salem screeched, her multitude of healing rocks hanging off of her neck. An unmistakable Live Laugh Love canvas hung on the wall behind her. Her hair also cut in a rather irritating style as well.

"Woman! Our children are dead!" Ozpin yelled back. Salem seemed struck by his words, further angered by him.

"That's because you had them vaccinated under Mobamba's leadership! If you had done some research and gotten them these healing rocks under the great Crumpet's reign, we would still have children!" Salem spouted, saying nonsense. Jaune rolled his eyes before using the power of the four Relics, his Renningen, Shinihami's eye with the lense flair filter, the infinity stones, the Seal of Orichalcos, KI, His Stand, The Berserk Armor, Quantum Physics, the five pieces of Exodia and the Infinity Stones, he snapped his fingers.

"Oh. I don't feel so good...here. Change the world. My final message. Goodbye." Salem said, turning to dust along with every Grim on the planet. Jaune smiled to himself.

"I did it. I saved the world." Jaune said, feeling accomplished. Ozpin smiled at him before teleporting them back to Beacon with his own time control powers. He then left to make sweet love to his beloved coffee mug.

"Jaune! Fuck us already! We're so horny for you!" said all of the waman. Jaune turned to them finally before ripping off all of his clothes and going in dick first.

Then they had all of the babies.

The end.

Woah! What a trip huh? Anyway, that brings me to our last announcement for the day. I will be retiring from writing! Sad, I know, but a dude has to do what a dude has to do to make sure that the loan sharks get payed back the money that he borrowed a few months ago and hasn't payed since. So you know how it is. I gotta get that bread and make sure that I don't get my dick chopped off. Catch ya'll on the fresh side my dudes. Stay sexy.